"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield

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Google ad seen:

"God and the Summer Games
You can find new life in Christ Whether your team wins or loses
www.2008GamesChina.com"

2008 Games China: 4 Steps to God

"In summer 2008, the whole world will be looking to China.
Athletes from every country will compete to win the gold.
They will spend their lives training for that one brief moment.

What are you spending your life for? What will give you the ultimate happiness? Even winning a gold medal can not compare with the joy of spending your life with God -- for all eternity. God is the author of all happiness, and joy, and love -- of everything good in this life.

God loves you and wants you to be His child.
Here are 4 steps to how you can know God personally."


And I thought God Loves Sailors and Jesus and the World Cup were dumb.