Why the complimentary lifelong NUS alumni email account (which "bears the hallmark of excellence which identifies you as an alumnus of a prestigious global University") sucks:

"***DISCLAIMER***
The sender of this email is an alumnus of the National University of Singapore and shall not be deemed to be authorized to represent the University in any matter or transaction by virtue of possession of this email account. The University is not responsible for the content of and views expressed in this email. This email does not express the views or opinions of the University."

- attached to the end of all emails sent using it