"when she reminds
you why you put up
with her bullshit *woman pointing to her cameltoe, visible through her underwear*"
"How women exaggerate what
happens to them when men
leave the toilet seat up ... *woman who's fallen into the toilet bowl*
"There's truth right here ....
THE MOST
EXPENSIVE MEAL
YOU'LL EVER EAT *unbuttoned Daisy Dukes, with visible lacey underwear*"