Wednesday, September 18, 2024

The George Floyd Position / Fake $20 Note Alternate Reality / BLM Graffiti


"Sexaul postion number 47, The George Floyd *Man with foot on woman's head and thrusting from the back*"

Keywords: Sexual Position


"What If it was Like This

>walks into the store to get some snacks
>accidentally hands over a fake $20
>cashier looks at him weird
>"Oh damn, my bad bro, didn't even notice that was fake"
>immediately offers to pay with my real money
>few minutes later, cops pull up
>Officer Chauvin approaches, looking serious
>stays calm, smiles at him
>"Good evening, officer. Is there an issue I should be aware of?"
>he explains the situation, no tension at all
>"Ah, I get it. Totally my mistake. I'll cooperate fully, let's keep this smooth."
>Chauvin nods, appreciates the respect
>lets him handcuff
>ride in the squad car is peaceful
>gets booked and out of jail in no time
>jokes about how wild the day could've been
>"Oh and officer, i can breathe!"
>everyone respects him for owning up to my mistake
>becomes a local legend, mentors kids in the community"

You know this is unrealistic because it imagines "everyone" in "the community" respecting him for owning up to a mistake with a police officer


"NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO IF I EVER SEE ANY B.L.M. FIST GRAFFITI *Blue BLM fist gripping erect penis*"

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