Thursday, July 25, 2024

300: Non-Binary Edition

(I couldn't find the first clip in the longer clips on the bgv_edits channel)

Leonidas: "You there. What are your pronouns?"

Soldier 1: "They/them, Sir"

Leonidas: "Hmm. And you! ArGAYdian. What are your pronouns?"

Argaydian: "Ze/Hir"

Leonidas in high voice: "Ze/Hir"

Leonidas: "You?"

Soldier 2: "Black woman"

Leonidas: "Are you serious? Spartans! How many genders?"

Spartans: "Two!"

Queen Gorgo: "We can't let this nonsense spread any further, Spartan. You have to put things straight"

Narrator: "I will literally, put things straight, my love. He doesn't say it. There's no room for jokes when it's war. Bot in Sparta. No place to discuss some, mentally ill stuff"

Leonidas to Xerxes: "Let me guess. You must be, a woman?"

Xerxes: "Ladies, some help here. Let's debate, Leonidas. Let us reason together. Ask me any question you want"

Leonidas: "Well, I got one for you. What is a woman?"

Xerxes: "Oh, that's a very good question. An easy one too. Someone who feels like one. For example, today I feel like being a, mouse. Who are you to tell me that I'm not a mouse?"

Leonidas: "Well in that case I identify as the source of Truth and tell you that there are only two genders. Oh, yeah. I also identify as your king. Oh, a slap in the face"

Xerxes: "Have you not noticed the people to my right? My saviors *archers* Better known as the cancel culture. Ready to silence anyone that goes against our agenda. The world will never know you existed at all. So what were you saying again? I don't think they could hear you from up there. Leonidas, consider that you're talking to a woman."

Leonidas: "No, you're not. You are a man"

Xerxes: "You Greeks take pride in your logic. It's all just about perspective"

Leonidas: "It's not just a matter of perspective. It's biology."

Xerxes: "You will cut that off right now. Or you'll go home in an ambulance. You men are all the same. Before you there was this other guy. He was once known as the Top G. Just like you he kept running his mouth. He tried to escape the Matrix."

Leonidas: "Did he get canceled?"

Xerxes: "Well let's just say his head got canceled from his body. There is still hope for you. Join the rainbow and you'll be fine"

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