"what my mom thinks I do *band used by 2 women to move furniture [dresser]*
what I really do *band used to suspend woman in between 2 men so they can spitroast her in mid-air*"
"Incorrect Gamign Posture *boy slouched at computer*
Correct Gamign Posture *woman in leotard bent over with man behind her grabbing her by the waist*"
"oh barney! i love you, you love me.........." *Barney giving Homer Simpson blowjob while he holds box: 'Trojans. New! Large Men'*