Someone: "are u attached?"
"do u have a bf?"
Me: hurr why are people so curious about you
how come no one asks me
HAHA
Someone: EXACTLY
i hated being asked about every little thing ALL the time
Me: people love you :P
Someone: either that or they're plotting my downfall
Me: simi plot your downfall
haha
dont be so paranoid can
Someone: so i decided to ignore that possibility
stop overthinking
etc
Me: I should be happy no one is plotting mine then
Someone: how u know no one is?
maybe they're just more sophisticated
cos u're smarter than me
hahahaahah
:p
and less nice also
Me: hurr hurr
thanks
less nice = be more secretive in plotting downfall?
Someone: yup
or perhaps u just give people less reason to be jealous of u
which also means ure smarter than me
Me: hurr hurr
why are people jealous of you?
successful ***?
Someone: aiyah
the usual la
they think im always travelling living the good life have a good job
good family not poor attractive etc
whatever lor
that\s my point
how i know what they're thinking right
it's very puzzling when people try act like they're my bffs
when i barely talk to them in real life
Me: you talk to me quite a lot but I dont try to act bff hahahaha
see being friends with guys is so much easier
Someone: exactly
Me: the only thing you have to worry about is if we're trying
to get into your pants
Someone: my GOOD friends i know who they are
and u're one of them!
that last line was a continuation of the good friends NOT trying to
get into my pants hahahaha
hmmm that's a pretty accurate, comprehensive summary of the
heterosexual boy-girl friendship
Me: this is why girls love gay guys the best. You don't have to worry about upstaging attempts and the increased drama and histrionics are compensated by not having to worry about if he's trying to bed you
Someone: Noleh
I like heterosexual male attention lol
'Ken': ur ex is pretty
really
by sg girls standard
Me: hahahahahaha
damning with faint praise
Someone: Is she pretty?
Me: I should go for an ugly girl
Someone: Well perhaps
I notice the average looking girls are much nicer more kinder
Better character
Me: nicer than ugly?
Someone: Not sure
Don't talk to ugly ones much
Me: tsk tsk
Someone else: someone told me i shld date a japanophile
Me: yeah a lot of people tell you that I'm sure
Someone else: but most female japanophiles look freaky and dream of having Takuya Kimura as bf
Me: and the male ones?
Someone else: there's a wider range
some r freaky and wish to marry jav stars
some travel to japan 15 times in 3 yrs
luckily i dun belong to these categories
=P
Me: http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kate_Upton_bikini_nun.jpg
Frigid Girl: HURHUR
she's v hot in brit news now
cos of her great tits
Me: she's american
Frigid Girl: what's she famous for/
i cannot remember anything else except her boobs
