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OMG! I found something I'd been looking for (or at least, very close to something I'd been looking for) for a long time in the most unlikely place:
"Cranberries, Orange, Peaches, Lemons, Grape Fruit, Watermelons, Pears, Cucumbers, Sweet Potatoes, Bee Stings, Flap Jacks, Has Been, Pointers, Mail Bags, Under Chinners, Cup Cakes, Balloons, Water Wings, Coat Hooks, Block Busters, Hot Water Bottles
Women all over the world love Triumph
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TRIUMPH makes the best out of any breast !"
I seem to recall a version with mostly (or only) fruit, and in full colour, but this is close enough (and as close as I'm likely to get!)