The REACH forums are sometimes very amusing, and to their credit the administrators don't seem to censor the threads.
Singapore’s Population Trends
Scotland the Brave: Singapore passport and ID for sale !! Selling cheap 10 cents only !!!
I was born here in Singapore but will not die here ! Scotland my country !!
God save our gracious Queen
Long live the noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and Glorious
God Save the Queen.
old man: you traitor
too expensive: I'd burn mine... but don't want to waste the fire.
[Addendum:
TMM: Singapore passport has a 0.50 chance of being a liability, not even woth 10 cents
:S
I would pay you to take mine away]