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From January:
"20c chargeable for every take-away box. The above picture is for illustration purposes only"
People are too used to putting that disclaimer.
"Being Kiasu and Kiasi makes us Safe & Tasty" - ???
California Girl as you'll never see her again
California Girl's (literal) Trojan Horse (it's a tissue-paper container)
"Chiropractic (sic) offers a natural philosophy & holistic lifestyle in the sanity (sic) of an overdrugged world. A whole new world of healthcare choice"
Chiropracty: an alternative to what works.
"Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind" - the blurb is hilarious
Everybody loves an Asian Girl
"Fa Cai Doll. Brings you luck!!"
"If these don't get your blood rushing/ ANDRO cream for men" - Yes, we all love oysters.
Good English means... being able to communicate with your partner?! (a friend told me for emotional matters she and her ex used Mandarin)
"Gyu Hormone Yaki" - Well, sounds better than saying Internal Organs.
"Have a rewarding career... become a hypnotherapist... Be a Professional Certified by NGH (National Guild of Hypnotist, USA... This is a hard to come by Career Opportunity & Personal Advancement"
Maybe the message is that if you become one you can charm yourself a hot partner. Though I don't know how hard it can be to come by if you can call them after reading the banner
"Come join us! If you have a nice smile..... ?"
I can't remember why I took this picture at NYDC Holland Village. Must've had something to do with the waste of air-conditioning.
They've given up on measuring Fatal Accidents (like on other/older construction sites), and now just track accidents leading to lost time. How heartless.
Get a tattoo and bag an Asian chick
I was surprised to find this Foundation Stone laid for the Coleman Bridge by the disgraced Teh Cheang Wan in 1986. Notice that the Singapore crest has been excised to purge the dishonour of having the disgraced Honourable Oriental Gentleman dedicating this bridge.
Topless mannikin
"Spagetti Too"
This is a joint in IMM - and maybe elsewhere too which sucks:
1) It's misspelled
2) It's obviously passing off as Spageddies
3) The food sucks
4) Their 'lasagne', translated into Chinese as '1000 layer noodles' turned out to be baked rice