"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson
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Me: am I bigger than you? o_0
Someone: i'm very confident that you are
you definitely can do paizuri
Me: ><
you want to help?
Someone: i don't have a dick, sorry ):
i'd really want one, but its not worth the trouble
Someone else: it's hard to say at first glance
how much more is more
in both likes and money
Me: haha
well
go back to bolehland!
Someone else: ugh
i think when bad people die
they go to bolehland
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
that's why all of you come here
Someone else: oh well
to snatch your jobs obviously
and your women
and terrorize your old folks
what else..
ME: go mexico lor
MFTTW: hallo
that reuqires me to convince my friend to drive me there
-_-
Me: not far mah
MEXICAN COKE
MFTTW: ....
Me: what
didnt' you complain abt HFCS [Ed: High Fructose Corn Syrup]
MFTTW: huh?
OH MEXICAN COCA COLA
NOT MEXICAN COCAINE
-_-
Someone on UK visa restrictions: I'm glad I come from a country with a surplus of arts graduates.... I wonder what a society with a surplus of scientists and engineers would look like. Not pretty, probably.
Me: Richer.
Someone: Ha ha, touche!
Someone else: dun like girly boys
Me: hurr hurr
so you're a top!
Someone else: mmm
no i like tops
silly
O_O"
Me: eh
oops
but you quite aggro what
Someone else: as a lesbian friend of mine once said
its more fashionable these days
to not be limited to a label
or to be defined by a label
why u wanna still maintain a stereotype?
top or bottoms
whatever
even men and women...
its more fun being ambiguous
theres a term of those like that lol
Me: "dysfunctional"
Someone else: no
Me: hurr hurr
Someone: you know, I envy these people I meet on the *** fanboard, who so confidently assert they're right and they 'know' texts
I'm like, I don't know! I don't know anything! how can you say you know it ALL?
I guess it's a bit tiring in general -- but I must say I never realised that
I mean I began listneing to them way before any of this analysing business
and it's a sad coincidence most people I like -- I find out AFTER that the person who wrote the song studied english at uni. It's a bit sad. I find it hard to appreciate like.... 'pure blatant' songs
when I hear what *** likes -- for instance - that horrid song 'you're the inspiration' my blood curdles... it's like URGH YUK
he used to play such songs all day
and I'd counter with my own stuff, which he, in turn, hated. Felt it was difficult and depressing
he loves 'simplicity', he married it
I sure hope I don't marry 'complexity' though. Marry a good writer and you'd be a widow in a decade cuz he would've killed himself
Frigid Girl: i know people who turned gay cos it's more fashionable
idiots
Me: what happened to them
Frigid Girl: just started dressing up and hanging out in clubs with gays lor
cos they feel better being with the marginalised group
Me: are they still gay
and how many years has it been
Frigid Girl: i lost contact
it's 'cool' being with the outcasts
idiots lar
Me: [they're] torpedoing the "being gay is not a choice" campaign
Someone: I got into a fight with a 'feminist'
how horrid
...
she also said
everything can be construed as feminist and non feminist
I think that's absolutely STUPID
if I eat char kway teow instead od hokkien mee
what the FUCK
does THAT have to do with feminism!?
REALLY
...
I just think -- this is me -- you should just take a stand
be informed of the various sorts but just go with what you want
it's like any other contentious term lah
if you go around iffying about every single interpretation and insisting each is right you're going to go nuts
Me: like 'char kway teow'?
ask a malaysian what he thinks of singapore-style char kway teow
Someone: OO
...
Me: when you say char kway teow in malaysia they think penang char kway teow
here at least people are less parochial
they know that different types of char kway teow exist
Cunning Linguist: err i dont really pink nipples are common in asian girls
i dunno why there is even a difference
and i didnt even know pink nipples existed till some years back
cos i remember someone telling me when u lose ur virginity ur nipples will change color
LOL
i read it somewhere also
but i think its bullshit lah
maybe u can do ur dissertation on different nipple colors
MFTTW: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Intelligent Design
HURR HURRR HURRRR
scroll down to "what do customers ultimately buy after viewing this item" 26% buy "the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster"
Cunning Linguist on an article on cunnilingis: i was super entertained reading it in class just now
this china dude passed it to me no less
there are other sex articles
maybe there are some on the blowjob
but i bet its some gender/feminism thing going on tts why dont have
the writer is a girl
Me: yah
if a guy wrote one on blowjobs he'd be called a pervert
Cunning Linguist: true
but a girl writes abt it shes empowered
Me: oh well
men are evil
Cunning Linguist: DO NOT DISAGREE
Me: hurr hurr
I fly over there to oppress you then you know
Cunning Linguist: hahaha
i will marginalize you back
Someone on Japan: and they might think your hair is weird even if they wont ask you to lop it off
so guess it depends what level of 'accepting' you want
Me: if they hire me can already
unlike feminists and queer theorists I do not insist on total equality
people will always differ from social norms, and norms being what they are they will always resist deviance
"your dress is ugly" is arguably a form of oppression
Someone: hahaha or it cld be freedom of expression!
Me: speech is oppressive ;)
Someone: hahahah as is silence!
Me: let the oppression olympics begin
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