Friday, September 05, 2008

Another mystery of the Universe: Why do girls have cold hands? (Girls aren't sushi chefs in Japan because their hot hands heat up the rice, so maybe it's just Singapore)

Someone: bec they are actually reptiles taking the form of humans...
hence as reptiles are cold blooded
so are girls

Frigid Girl: like real [my hands are warm]

haha shakespeare said in othello
warm hands are a sign of horniness

well, he said it more nicely

OTHELLO. Give me your hand: this hand is moist, my lady.

DESDEMONA. It yet hath felt no age nor known no sorrow.

OTHELLO. This argues fruitfulness and liberal heart:-- Hot, hot, and moist: this hand of yours requires A sequester from liberty, fasting, and prayer, Much castigation, exercise devout; For here's a young and sweating devil here That commonly rebels. 'Tis a good hand, A frank one.

Me: explains a lot ah

and singaporean girls aren't horny
HOHO
makes sense
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