"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." - Paul Gauguin
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Someone: i think emotional/romantic relationships can be quite separate from physical relationships what.
men or women... hmm... ithink after trying both women better lah.
therein you see the problem.. you can't have real relationships with other women. they are so emotionalyl complicated.
and demanding
Someone else: (what were the pple thinking?! lipstick in an exam welfare pack??
"I need to look my best for the exam! Hey this lipstick will come in handy"
Someone: i tell people i used to read Gray's anatomy in RI library when i was free.
they ask me "huh. got book already?"
JB: you're nice?
haha i was going to say 'don't delude yourself'
but you really are
My Toy: wad does LDPVTP stands for
Me: lying deluded psychotic vindictive treacherous person
My Toy: wah
Me: see
'my toy' isn't so bad after all haha
My Toy: omg
Me: how do you know it's a girl :P
My Toy: cos u only label girls as psychotic
Me: AAHHAHAHAAH
LDPVTP on the above: if she becomes my girlfriend i'll have the last laugh ;)
Me: wth
why would she become your girlfriend
LDPVTP: exactly.
Me: ???
non sequitur
LDPVTP: nothing is eternal.
Me: !@#$
I'd call you LDPVTIP
I for Irrational
but that doesn't add much value, considering how many women are irrational ;)
Someone: my boyfriend ordered [a stuffed toy] from ***
then when it arrived... he thought it would be fun to mail it to me again
Me: .........................
are you impressed?
Someone: eh.. it's a birthday present
i think it's a bit silly, but i'm impressed he did all that just because he thought it would impress me haha
Me: that warrants half of a "... women"
Someone: dont understand
Me: ... women
is my traditional expression of disdain
you are impressed
but you think it's a bit silly
so you get a reduced amount of disdain :P
Someone: i think under normal circumstances i would think it is very silly
but it's my boyfriend and it's kind of romantic
plus it's a great waste of money
Me: shouldn't you be upset then
Someone: but romance is dumb anyway
i dunno
i am torn between being upset and happy haha
but i decided to be happy since it's my birthday
Me: gah
Someone: you are very unromantic
hahahahhaha
i shall say that once and for all
Me: well I'm not attached
so I have the prerogative to scorn the silly things lovers do
Someone: yah go ahead
i used to do that too
i used to say i'll end up one of those grumpy old ladies in parks who throw bricks at amorous couples
Someone else: i have FOUR RI badges
hahahhaha
Me: HAHA
wth
why
Someone else: i have an RI obsessionhave the exercise book, pe shirt and badge
but only today i find
that i have FOUR badges
Me: did you hook up with an RI boy? :P
Someone else: no i did not.
RI boys make lousy bfs
Me: lol
why
Someone else: toooo ego
challenging to sustain conversation
not on a friendly basis of course
non-romantic convo is one of the best i've got actually
hahah
Me: hahahahaha
cos they know how to do stuff
but not how to charm women
Someone else: hahaha how true
SUG: it's not good manners to compare cup sizes with a girl
there's no comparison