More comments on the ducks:
"hahahaha who's that?
what amazing screams
you yowled like a eunuchified mat rocker in a monastery??"
"Why did you send me screaming ducks?
Oh my god. YOu are insane."
I must find some way to post it online. Maybe I'll share it on Kazaa with some choice keywords, especially those taken from Kazaa Lite's default "banned keywords" list: r@ygold, reelkiddimov, kiddie, underage, ddoggprn, child porn, incest, sex child, preteen, pre teen, twinks, gay, 11yr, 12yr, 13yr, 14yr, 15yr, lolita
My queue is sure to be full.