"What's Opera, Doc?"
Featuring Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc), and Elmer Fudd (Arthur Q Bryant)
Elmer: Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
(spoken) WABBIT TWACKS!! WABBIT HOLE!!
(thrusting spear) KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!
Bugs: (spoken): Kill the wabbit?
Elmer: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...
Bugs: Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?
Elmer: I'm going to kill the wabbit!
Bugs: O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?
E: I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet.
B: Spear and magic hewmet?
E: Spear and magic hewmet.
B: Magic hewmet?
E: Magic hewmet!
B (spoken, disparagingly): Magic hewmet.
E: Yes, magic hewmet, and I give you a sample!
(exit Bugs at warp speed)
E (spoken): That was the wabbit!
(Then a chase, followed by:)
E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, you're so wovely.
B: Yes, I know it, I can't help it.
E: Oh, Bwoonhilda, be my wove...
(A dance, then... )
E: Weturn, my wove... a fire burning inside me...
B: Return my luv, I want you always bee-side me.
E: Wove wike ours must be...
B: Made fer you and fer me...
E & B : Return, won't you return my love... for my love is yours.
(While singing, they embrace. Bug's helm falls to the ground... revealing his ears)
Elmer (spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the wabbit!!
E (spoken): North winds bwow, south winds bwow. Typhoons, Hurricanes... Earthquakes!! SMOG!!!!!!
E (spoken): Thunder, wigtning, stwike the wabbit!!
(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Bugs -- a drop of water clings to a crushed flower)
E: What have I done?.... I've killed the wabbit... Poor wittle bunny... (sob)
(Bugs is carried off in Elmer's arms... )
B (spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?
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