A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain
out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war!!!"


Amusing SMS from dear Kelvin, whose course ends tomorrow:


Remember when u need a FUCK

I will always b there 4 U

bcos

FUCK stands 4 "Friend U Can Keep"

So promise ME

We Will FUCK Forever!!!


Yeah we're all male. So? :)