Guy: "YOUR DESIGN WILL
NEVER WORK BECAUSE
SCIENCE HAS PROVEN
THAT PLASTIC WILL
EXPLODE AT ROOM
TEMPERATURE."
Dilbert: "I ... DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE."
Guy: "GOOD GOLLY, MAN! DO YOU EVER READ A BOOK ?!!"
Dilbert: "WELL, YES, BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ABOUT EXPLODING PLASTIC."
MAYBE YOU COULD SEND ME A LINK TO A RELEVANT STUDY."
Guy: "DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU!"
Dilbert: "WHEN I DON'T FIND IT, WILL YOU CLAIM THE PROBLEM IS MY RESEARCH SKILLS?"
Dilbert: "WELL, WILL YOU?"
Guy thinking: "HE'S ONTO ME"