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AS THE NATION CELEBRATES THIS SPECIAL DAY SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THIS POOR FAMILY...
We booked Dad a hooker for Father's Day... and MUM turned up
RANDY George Thomas got the shock of his life when his boys paid for a HOOKER to cheer him up on Father's Day - and their MUM turned up!
The 54- year- old had suffered from depression since his divorce from Aileen, 50, seven years ago.
And when he admitted feeling lonely to his three teenage sons, they decided a bit of female company would be just the thing to cheer him up.
So last year the teenagers clubbed together to pay for a call girl, along with a slap- up meal and a hotel room for the pair.
Eldest son Adam, 19, said: "Mum walked out on us with no warning when we were kids. It was hard for Dad, having to bring up three young lads.
"He hasn't had a girlfriend since Mum left, not a sniff.
"When he confessed one night af- ter a few whiskies that he was lonely, we decided to do something about it." So along with Scott, 18 and Harry, 17, they decided to hook their old man up with an escort.
Adam said: "We booked a nice room at the local Premier Inn and a table at a nearby restaurant. Then we started looking at escort sites.
"We booked a woman who billed herself as 'The ultimate MILF'.
"Dad was furious when we told him what we'd done, but we eventually won him round and off he went."
But an hour later George stormed back home.
Adam added: "He was really angry. He eventually told us, Your so-called bloody hooker was your mother!
He said Mum even offered to give me a blowie in the toilets for old time's sake."
Adam then joked: "This year we'll be getting him a nice bottle of whiskey!"