*Cinderella with open legs*\
Prince Charming: "When I said...
Let us see if it fits...
I meant the shoe!"
"Now I understand why my dad
always had a comb in his pocket *naked women with bushy pubic hair*"
The following 2 were combined but I split them:
Sméagol: "We swears to serve the master! *gives Frodo blowjob* *Frodo stoned look*"
Frodo: "We will die virgin, Sam"
Sam: "No, I wil not!"
Sam struggling with Gollum riding him in reverse cowgirl: "I WILL NOT!!!"