My Choice Isn’t Marriage or Loneliness - The New York Times - "I broke up with my boyfriend of five years during quarantine, but not because we had fallen out of love... Under the subheading, “What This Doesn’t Mean,” I wrote: “That I don’t love you anymore.”... here I was, alone and equally desperate for connection, breaking up with my boyfriend of five years, even though nothing between us had broken... I longed — not to be alone, not to be without love, but for freedom and autonomy. Since we had gotten together, I had felt our identities weaving into a beautiful quilt, and I didn’t see how to disentangle myself without alienating the man I loved. I was somebody without him. I knew this, but others didn’t seem to. Even when I was by myself, people always asked me about him, their remarks dropping me into a future — of marriage, children and muted desires — that I had not signed up for. I wanted my identity back. I wanted to unravel. As soon as I got back, I suggested an open relationship, something I had wanted from the beginning. I saw it as a step toward establishing myself as a romantic and sexual entity outside of my relationship... Many times, I thought I had a classic fear of commitment, but I knew it was more complicated. I was resisting something greater than our individual relationship, and my resistance was political. A day before I sent Malcolm the email saying I wanted to break up, I came across a term online: solo polyamory. It described a person who is romantically involved with many people but is not seeking a committed relationship with anyone. What makes this different from casual dating is that they’re not looking for a partner, and the relationship isn’t expected to escalate to long-term commitments, like marriage or children. More important, the relationship isn’t seen as wasted time or lacking significance because it doesn’t lead to those things. I wasn’t comfortable identifying as polyamorous then. My desire for something nontraditional was a source of shame and questioning. But for once, in the vast literature on love, I felt seen. I liked how solo polyamory cherished and prioritized autonomy and the preservation of self, and I found its rejection of traditional models of romantic love freeing. When Malcolm and I first told friends and family about our open relationship, we were met with verbal lashings and gross generalizations, including that this was “not something Black people did.” Much later, I realized they viewed our arrangement as a personal attack on an institution they wanted to believe in. In some ways, this attack was the rebellion I had been seeking."
LIZ JONES: Wish me a lonely Christmas and spare a thought for the millions of women like me - "I have done my Christmas food shop. There I was in my local supermarket, surrounded by harassed mums with lists longer than their arms, trolleys groaning. It made me feel more alone than ever. I stood in the queue, the only person with a basket. Contents: one bottle of vintage Cava, six sprouts, two potatoes, one onion, Cox's apples and nuts in shells. I sobbed a bit lobbing these into my basket, as I knew I would never be able to crack the almonds without the help of my former husband."
Meme - "Mikaela 22
Social Media Influencer
Woman
22 kilometres away
About me: "i'm 5'3 but I only like guys that have atleast 7 inches AND I'm looking for a soulmate so left me if you're not that, also have to be jobless so you can come travel the world with me, I do OF so I can support us both. So if you're not down to be my MUNCH then swipe left"
This was verified and OP said her insta was linked
Meme - *Woman in bikini lying in depressed area of yacht surrounded by lots of fish*
Meme - "Hill: All you people complaining about "Incels." Here's a tip, have sex with them then they won't be "Incels" anymore. Be the solution you want to see in the world"
Meme - "Dating at 30 has been so disheartening.
It's been a clusterfuck. I somehow encountered a few virgins, and most of them have been bizarrely perverted with weird ideas of what sex/intimacy is like. One guy said he wanted to chew on my tongue and suck my boob like an "innocent baby". Another guy thought I wanted videos of him rubbing his ass cheeks. One guy thought it was funny that I brushed my teeth at night. He said he would start brushing at night for me, but flossing daily was a hard no. One guy said I needed to have like 6 kids if we were together. One guy was immediately apparently a narcissist who thought we weren't getting along because he's too funny. Um no, it's because you're rude and obnoxious. If I talk to someone who is like 27, they will mention me being older frequently like it's a fetish. I tried to give the r/foreveralone type guys a chance, but it turns out* there's a reason why they're forever alone. Honestly, dating as a 30 year old makes me think most people who are single my age have something really wrong with them. I broke up with my bf because I thought I could find a better match (edit: he was mean to me). Where are these better matches at exactly? This is depressing as hell.
*in my experience
Edit: I have met good people too, just to be clear. I don't EXCLUSIVELY attract weirdos. Even though it seems like it sometimes..."
Lunkhead on X - "Asked my wife (a self-described “moderate” Taylor Swift fan) why she thinks Swift is so popular. Her response: “she’s a 32 year old woman who acts like a 16 year old girl in a world full of 32 year old women who act like 16 year old girls.” Hard to argue with that."
If you criticise her, that's misogyny. But she tearing into every guy she breaks up with in one of her songs is just punching up
Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called In Sick To Work | Know Your Meme - "Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called In Sick To Work is an exploitable image of a Taylor Swift fan standing in line for the Taylor Swift merch truck with a blanket and sunglasses over her head to hide her identity, which was captured during a news interview while she was skipping out on work. The interview was uploaded to the WLKY News Louisville YouTube channel in late June 2023"
Commando Cardi B lets tampon string hang out during performance - "It wasn’t just the panties Cardi ditched; she was barefoot, too."
toxicboys🧪 on X - "Onlyfans hit this generation of women like crack hit the black communities in the 80s"
Australian woman who slept with over 300 people in one year reveals why she did it - "In her fun-filled 365 days, Annie bed more than 300 people - even shacking up with five over a 24 hour period. OnlyFans is a path many have taken in recent years, as it seemingly provides a massive income to thousands. On the site, Annie claims to make an impressive $1,000 a day and is apparently in the top 0.4 creators on the platform. She credits her consistency on the platform for her success... "I felt empowered afterward," she said of her rampant sex life. "Sex makes me feel good. It’s meant to make you feel good. "It's just fun and exciting. "It's messy; the messier the sex the better." As to how she finds so many sexual partners, she says it's a mixture of OnlyFans collaborations, dating apps, and about eight 'regulars' she sees every week. Annie claims that some of the men she sleeps with want a little bit of a cuddle before the main bit, but she's 'not about that'."
EXCLUSIVE: Australian woman who slept with 300 people in a year says she's strictly monogamous - but there's one racy rule all her boyfriends MUST abide by to date her - "She was dubbed 'Australia's most sexually active woman' after sleeping with 300 people in one year. But Annie Knight insists that she's strictly monogamous when it comes to relationships... the X-rated content creator said that there's one catch when it comes to dating her. 'They have to want to film content with me. If they don't, then I can't have a relationship with them - it's my job!' she said."
beyoncesweave on X - "ever been so lonely u squirt a gogurt inside u to recreate the feeling of someone cumming in u"
Meme - "When you check to see if your girlfriend is still pissed..
*Black cat touching orange cat*
*Orange cat hissing at black cat*
*Black cat stunned with open eyes*"
Meme - "Martin 37
Verified
5 ft 8 in
Straight Man
less than a mile away
About me: I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap. Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater. Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive. No taller than 5"7. No heavier than 100kgs. Must be fit. Have your own source of income and your own teeth"
Meme - "When random men on TikTok comment on your body. 'I can tell you're easy...'
30 minutes later when a random man online sends you $50 on Cash App
>women for 100 years fight for women to be seen as more than just objects
>now women have more freedom than ever and willingly choose to be objects
huh"
Meme - "Nora 46
She/Her
5 ft 6 in
Nurse practitioner
Lives in Katy
Straight Woman
22 miles away
Looking for Long-term partner
About Me: Let's marry!!! I'm Muslim, Mexican, Professional living in Texas Do not contact me if you aren't serious about marriage. Thank you. Ohhhhhhhh. You need to be handsome, tall, fit, make more than 6 figures, be a good son, father, sibling, have a good reputation, not abusive, be loyal, and single, divorced. ABOUT ME. I can't give you children, I have been married 3 times. I come from a very humble, low income family and built myself up, I have a very strong personality with a loving heart."
Meme - taryn @tarynnjanine: "i asked a guy who was coming over tonight to help me install a paper towel holder while he was here and uhhhhhhhhh what is wrong with men"
"I'll see how I feel when I get there! I'm usually handy but rn idk. Actually I'm really sorry about this. But I just got really grossed out by your question of helping you do something because I have never had help for anything my whole life and almost never ask. I'm sorry but I don't want to come over any more and I wish you the best of luck. Take care"
Brent Black: "she's creepin. the guy isn't interested in killing spiders for you. move on."
Ken Francis: "Let's just imagine how outraged she'd be if she were coming over to his house and he asked her to scrub the bathtub."
Meme - Ivy @wolktress: "another college memory:
"the guy i tried to lose my virginity to first semester would get super high on kief bowls and would binge eat until he passed out in the common room to avoid having sex with me... during one of these binges i texted him "how you finna eat my pussy with a mouth full of mozzarella sticks bruh" and he didn't speak to me for two days"
Merry Teemas @Teeespilt: "So, we a flexing sexually harassing someone just because we are a female?"
Meme - "Talya, 32
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Chicagoan to the core. A master of a very particular set of skills you have only dreamed about. I have the time if you have the energy- will not stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name. My other passion is food- protein to be exact. Talking with my mouth full has never been a problem."
Meme - "Sara, 20
The University of Western Australia
*Elephant* I like animal erotica and kinky role play activity"
Meme - "Mia, 20
Bartender
1 mile away
Raving and harambe are more important than you"
Meme - "Izzy, 21
Social Media at The Daily Show
Rutgers University
5 miles away
Just really wanna find someone I can play Pokemon Go with and to send nudes to while drunk cute. ****V cute IRL but v unphotogenic :( I also do standup comedy so if that doesn't get your dick wet: 1. Nothing else will 2. You have A LOT in common with my father.
Actual Yelp review: "you make love like an ugly girl, Izzy. So present. So grateful. You also do it like your dad is a minister."
I've included the last picture so you know I like being choked in bed"
Meme - "Jennifer, 20
21 miles away
It's tinder, let's be real you just want my ass. Probably just going to use you for food and compliments. I'll sit on your yeti. I'm a republican #TrumpForPresident. Let's be honest the girls who put "not here for hookups" in their bios are annoying & usually are the type that dudes don't even want to hook up with hahahaha"
Meme - "Kath, 22
Just a hopeless romantic coming to terms with being a butterface."
Meme - "Natasha, 23
10 miles away
Always at the beach or in the pool. So buy me more bikinis. Be as creepy as possible please."
Meme - "Kayla, 35
Location Manhattan
Info: FL > NY. 5ft & rising. White guys for dating only (Black guys hookups ok)."
Meme - "Kayla, 18
Troy High School, 2017
Location: Fairfield, Connecticut
~39 miles away
Info: Allergic to nuts but I love sucking them. Stoned 24/7"
Meme - "Courtney, 22
University of Rhode Island
8 miles away
Not trying to catch diseases or feelings"
Meme - "Abbey, 28
3 miles away
Benefits of dating me: I will ruin your life. PS I have a baby."
Meme - "Corie, 50
15 miles away
Hello, I'm just here looking for consistent friend's with benefits. Fun, passionate, intense, stress relieving sex only. My personal life is mine. Respect my space and I will respect yours. Yes, I am a real Redhead. I'm also only interested in black men. This has been my preference for 20 years, so I'm not looking to change. PS. I'm convinced everyone is only here to chat. No one serious about sex only meetings! Tired of men complaining when they have no ambition to fit sex into their life."
Meme - "Jillian, 24
Financial Analyst
Bentley University, 2014
Location Fairfield
Info: I used to only swipe right for guys over 6', but now that I'm in a wheelchair my standards have literally lowered"
Meme - "Aly, 18
2 miles away
I rike da big dik *ugly face*"
Meme - "Christina, 21
Sales at Sally Beauty
Alexander Academy
39 miles away
"I am not afraid of making mistakes because Asa Akira's first time doing anal was an accident, and now she has an award winning asshole"
Meme - "Kelsey, 20
7 miles away
First and only time I used a condom was to do a whippit."
20 year olds look so old nowadays
Meme - "Susanna, 33
Minnesota School of Business
21 miles away
I hunt, fish, critique porn and thoroughly enjoy getting stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. I can nail an arrow in the back of your skull at over 100 yards. I cook like Martha and swallow like Kim K."
Meme - "Is it fair for me to not want my bf going to strip clubs even tho I'm a dancer?"
"Tell him that we have strippers at home"
Women can't find men who make as much money as they do - "A good man is hard to find, especially in this economy. The country is facing a crisis of broke dudes, according to new research from Cornell University — and it’s left successful ladies single and disgruntled. In the study, published in the Journal of Marriage and Family, Cornell sociologists explored America’s declining marriage rate. They discovered a lack of financially eligible bachelors... Graduate student Isaac Suárez says he’s not turned off by a woman who means business — but he has found that his relationships tend to last longer when he makes a similar amount as his partner. “I have dated women with money . . . [and] full-time professional women tend to be busier, and it’s more difficult to find time to spend together,” says the 26-year-old, who lives in Portland, Ore. Thibodeaux says she knows it’s “not necessarily [a guy’s] fault” if he’s struggling financially. Still, given the circumstances, she’s had to devise a Plan B for her future: If Mr. Right doesn’t come along soon, she may just shack up with some lady friends at her professional level."
Downsides of equal pay
Jasmine Hartin: Socialite spared jail after killing Belize police chief - "A Canadian socialite who killed a police chief in Belize with his own gun has reportedly been spared prison time. Jasmine Hartin, 34, was handed a £30,000 fine and 300 hours of community service, according to local reports. She pleaded guilty in April to the manslaughter of Henry Jemmott on 28 May 2021. He died from a single gunshot wound to the head... She must also рrоduсе а vіdео warning against the dangers of drunkenness and mishandling firearms"
Damn male privilege!
Meme - Jessica Kinley @xjessicakinley: "Me at my Christmas family dinner with no one knowing that I still have fertilizer dripping out of me from some guy who's name I don't remember and plans to meet up with a 6'7 black man to make a movie with and all they ask me about is how my freshman year of college is going."
Meme - Ella @Elladeytoryou: "Women are really strong, men will never understand the pain we go through everyday *X-ray of foot in stilettos*
kira @kirawontmiss: "i thought women dress for themselves so wit are men doing in the conversation"
Women must be masochistic if they hate high heel shoes yet wear them for themselves
Jada Pinkett Smith Said The Oscars Slap Saved Her And Will Smith's Marriage - "As has now come to be expected, 2023 gave us a handful of new insights about the famous duo — perhaps most notably the revelation that they have been secretly separated for seven years... Jada emphasized that a divorce won’t ever be in the cards for her and Will: “I made a promise that there will never be a reason for us to get a divorce. … We will work through whatever.”... “He can’t be this perfect, idealized husband. I have to be able to accept him for the human he is.” As for the turning point in the separation period, Jada surprised fans by confessing it was the moment Will slapped Chris Rock in her defense at the 2022 Oscars when she realized they needed to work things out. “I was like, ‘I’m riding with you,’” she recalled of the incident during a public appearance earlier this year. “‘I didn’t come into this place as your wife, but I’m leaving here as your wife because we got a storm we’re going to have to deal with together.’”... “That moment of the shit hitting the fan is when you see where you really are,” she said. “After all those years trying to figure out if I would leave Will’s side, it took that slap for me to see I will never leave him.” She added, “Who knows where our relationship would be if that hadn’t happened?”"
Meme - "The birth of one nation came at the expense of many native nations. *Native American girl with black hand print over mouth*
submitted 22 hours ago by BrokenMasterpiece"
"I love to fantasize about a group of white men coming into my village and raping me in front of my tribe using my tight red pussy for their own enjoyment while my elders watch me get filled up with white cum"
Meme - "My (f26) boyfriend (m28) is visiting another girl's island a lot in animal crossing. Is this cheating?
Like every day. And I customised a nice hat for him but I've never seen him wearing it, but I noticed he had a new hat today and he said one of his "friends" made it for him."
Meme - "So I had one girl cheat on me and she was like I wanna marry you at some point in the future. Like we're together for about a year. She got drunk and cheated on me then made a deal that I could have sex with someone and she wouldn't be mad and she would even help make it happen. So I picked her younger sister. Had sex with her. We were together like a month after that and then broke up."
Meme - "Sure, laugh it up now sweetie. When you're 35+, trying to patch up your shattered dreams with wine and cats, and trying to juggle 6 different dating profiles which all start with "where are all the good men", we'll see who's laughing then"
"Nice guys can't fuck."