Zero /dd on X - "I injected Botox into my penis. It increases penis length by 1 cm. It also improves:
+ erection hardness
+ peak systolic velocity
+ end diastolic velocity
+ sexual health satisfaction
Therapy was built on a double-blind randomized placebo-controlled prospective comparative study conducted involving 70 patients with ED refractory to PDE5Is. My penile function is optimal (EHS 4/4 and IIEF 25/25). We are testing whether an intervention that showed positive outcomes with ED will enhance performance. This therapy is normally reserved for those that do not respond to PDE5is and shockwave. However there is some theoretical basis that it may enhance the tissue rejuvenation effects of shockwave therapy, otherwise by itself it has unclear long term safety or efficacy.
Process:
+ A tourniquet was applied at the base of the penis, the treatment dose (100 units of BoNT-A in 2 ml of saline) was distributed along 4 points, right and left distal and proximal shaft using a 23G insulin syringe.
+ The solution was injected into 4 different injection sites 1 inch proximal to corona and 1 inch distal to pubo-penile junction at right and left cavernosa, respectively. Following injection, a fine massage was applied to the injection sites for 5 min and the band was removed after 20 min."
Meme - "WOMEN WHO DRIVE SMALL CARS ARE COMPENSATING FOR A LARGE VAGINA"
Average penis size has grown, may impact fertility: Stanford study - "Studies of men from around the world show that the length of the erect penis has grown 24% over the last 30 years. That sounds like it would be good news but it concerns some male fertility experts. "The million-dollar question is why this would occur," said Dr. Michael Eisenberg, a urologist and male fertility specialist at Stanford Medicine, who led the research, published Tuesday in The World's Journal of Men's Health. Other research has shown that both sperm count and testosterone levels are falling. Penile length may not be directly related to fertility, Eisenberg said, but anything that changes the reproductive system is fundamental to human existence and "something we should pay attention to and try to understand why."... The trend was apparent in different regions of the world, he said. "This was not isolated to a specific population." The average length of the erect penis across all regions and decades was about 5.5 inches, the study found. Dr. James Hotaling, a urologist and men's infertility specialist at the University of Utah Health, praised the study but said he's not yet convinced that penises are growing longer. The simplest explanation, he said, is that the method of measurement has changed over the last 30 years – though there's no evidence that has happened. Eisenberg got interested in the topic because of declining male sperm counts and testosterone levels. He thought research would show that penises are shrinking as these levels fall and men get more obese... Eisenberg thinks the change in length might be explained by earlier puberty. Boys, like girls, have been reaching puberty earlier in recent years. Perhaps, he said, that's giving their bodies a longer time to grow overall. Hotaling wants more evidence. Sometimes early puberty stunts growth, he said, and it's not clear whether hitting puberty early makes puberty last longer. It's probable, he said, that chemical exposures could affect penis length, but there's no evidence for that... Hotaling published a paper in 2021 showing that men with infertility have slightly shorter penises on average than men without infertility."
Tech mogul Bryan Johnson undergoes shock therapy on penis to get 'the erections of an 18 year old' - "Anti-aging-obsessed tech mogul Bryan Johnson revealed he has reversed aging in his penis by 15 years by undergoing “painful” shock therapy on his genitals. Johnson, a 46-year-old biohacker who spends $2 million on various treatments each year to fight off Father Time, said he is also hard at work keeping his manhood operating at full capacity for as long as possible... The shocks, which are not electrical, work similarly to workouts by creating “micro-injuries,” that the muscle then rebuilds, he said The treatment is “painful,” he said, describing the pain as a 7/10 — but a 9/10 “at the tip.”... The data on erections are important, he said, because it “represents psychological health, cardiological health.” “People are not familiar that nighttime erections are actually a meaningful health indicator,” Johnson said... Johnson has turned heads with his extreme age-reversal methods, which include an incredibly strict diet and exercise regime. He takes 111 supplements a day, with hopes to eventually make all of his major organs — including his brain, liver, kidneys, teeth, skin, hair, penis and rectum — functioning as they were in his late teens. In one of his more controversial efforts to slow his biological clock, he used his teenage son as his personal “blood boy,” swapping plasma with his then-17-year-old son, Talmage"
Transcutaneous dorsal penile nerve stimulation for the treatment of premature ejaculation: A novel technique
Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors - "The youngster, from Brazil, is one in a million baby boys to be born with a duplicated penis. Doctors in São Paulo said to date only 100 men with the condition, called diphallia, have been reported in medical literature... Observing that the left penis was larger, the team of doctors had planned to save this one and get rid of the smaller, right member. Both penises, although differing in size, were visibly similar and working. The mom said that both penises had the ability to become erect. But examinations showed each penis had only one of two corpora cavernosa – spongy columns of tissues that fill with blood and cause the penis to harden. Medics discovered that the boy could only urinate from the smaller penis, confirmed by the mother... the case report, published in Urology Case Reports, did not explicitly say whether both penises would be able to become erect. It’s also not clear why it took the patient’s parents seven years to get the condition treated, with medics eventually removing one of the shafts. According to MedicalNewsToday, there is nothing to say that men with duplicate penises can’t have a normal sex life and children. However, there tends to be a higher risk of dysfunction in the kidney and colorectal systems, and therefore infection and possibly death. Therefore, it is deemed appropriate to remove one of the penises and correct any abnormalities on the insides, too."
Man, 39, cut off his penis and threw it out of car the window in police chase in Tennessee - "A man severed his penis and threw it out of his car window then claimed voices on the radio told him it would save the world. Tyson Gilbert, 39, from Cookeville, Putnam County TN, led police officers on a wild car chase through two counties in Tennessee as he hared towards the Interstate... it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment"
Ex-Georgia deputy gets life in prison for killing lover - "A disgraced former Georgia sheriff’s deputy has been sentenced to life in prison for shooting his married girlfriend in the back of the head after she belittled his penis size. Jason “Moose” Cunningham, 48, formerly with the Richmond County Sheriff’s Office, pleaded guilty to malice murder and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony for the cold-blooded June 2020 killing of 37-year-old Nicole Harrington"
Ali Wong warns women about micropenises after 'falling for trick' on date - ""When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it's not because we don't respect ourselves. It's because we don't respect you," sparking whoops and cheers from the crowd. "We don't see you as marriage material, that's why we let your d**k inside so fast. By letting you in, we're really kicking you out of our future." After pausing for dramatic effect, she continued: "But you better be careful, because when a man doesn't sleep with you right away, it's not because he respects you. "It's because he has a small d**k and he's trying to trap you."
Sounds like most men want to be disrespected by women
Porn star with 10inch todger 'nearly killed' Angela White while shooting sex scene - "A porn star claims he nearly killed adult actress Angela White after she was rushed to hospital following a scene together. Keiran Lee, who has done close to 7,000 scenes in the porn industry, recalled the "unreal" moment when he had the opportunity to work with Australia's biggest porn star. Appearing on the Pillow Talk podcast, the Derby-born actor known for his 10inch penis, called Angela the "most sexual woman ever". He told host Ryan Pownall: "The first time I ever f***ed her, I put her into hospital and this was actually not on purpose... "She said her stomach's hurting and had to go see a doctor – apparently her appendix burst in the scene, which could have killed her."... the award-winning porn star responded it could have been the position... Keiran, 32, however said Angela "got back" at him and left him with the "most painful experience" he's ever had at work. The actor was badly injured when his co-star suffered a lockjaw and accidentally sank her teeth into his testicle in a subsequent scene."
Adult star Angela White speaks out on claims 'she nearly died' during intense scene - ""There is no medical evidence to suggest his giant d**k was pummelling my organs," she joked. Laughing, she said that while Keiran's nine-and-a-half-inch penis - which is reportedly insured for a fittingly massive $1million - may not have done any lasting damage medically, it did 'reach organs that shouldn't be reached'. Wow."
Meme - Isabelle Chapman: "Our sweet Cujo needs a new home. Our young male dog who has never shown any signs of aggression attacked him. He has some wounds but will recover. It was a very bad fight. It made our other 2 dogs fight and we had to put them down. Our family is suffering through this loss and really just wants to find him a happy home. We believe he is about 2 years old. He is not neutered. He is an American staffordshire terrier We saved him from being starved about 2 months ago. He is such a good boy. We have small children in the home and can not risk another fight. He is extremely tolerant with kids. He's so full of love. Please give our Cujo a chance Located in grants pass. Can possibly meet if reasonable. Funds are low. No rehoming fee"
Weird how he needs to be rehomed despite being extremely tolerant with kids and never having done anything wrong (she claimed the latter in the comments). And weird how the other young male dog attacked him. I wonder what its breed was
I paid over $4K to have my 3-inch penis extended by one inch - "A man has confessed to splashing out over $4,000 to have his penis extended by one inch after his three-inch penis was cruelly mocked by lovers... the average length in Germany is just over five inches when erect... Having run out of options, Murat went to see a doctor in Hanover who specialises in the so-called “autologous fat method” to have his penis extended by just an inch... Dr. Christian Kerpen, a specialist in plastic and aesthetic surgery from the specialist clinic Cosmopolitan Aesthetics, performed the 60-minute operation. He hailed the result, saying: “Two centimetres in length and girth – make a big difference.” There are two methods to change the size of a penis. The first is surgical lengthening with ligaments, and the second is the enlargement of the member with autologous fat. Dr. Kerpen specialises in the latter, with autologous fat obtained from the stomach area, which is then injected into the penis."
Almost 90% of lads describe penis size as 'very large', study says - "According to research by JOYclub, a whopping 59.1% of blokes like their members (are we surprised?) And one in two are very satisfied with the size of their penis... 47.9% of fellas feel their penis is the best part of a kinky session. And 33.4% believe their member is the most important body part."
Meme - "Life Having A Big Dick
1. Can't wear loose underwear with basketball shorts.
2. Have to master foreplay so the pussy open for you
3. Have to get used to women running from it
4. Having to adjust how your sitting on the toilet seat
5. Knowing that no one is gonna deep throat your whole cock
6. The screaming. Oh my gosh lol
7. Sending Dick pics is fun because of the response you get"
ᴸᵘᶜᵏʸ Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ ᴹᶜᴹᵉᵐᵉˢ ☻ on X - "Ladies, stop saying, “Deeper… deeper!" If they *could* go deeper, they WOULD. You don't hear men saying "Tighter… tighter!" do you? 🤨"
Meme - crust: "god really made me 5'6 wtf"
Apollo: "He put the 6 inches some where else"
crust: "no he did not"
Meme - "What if you were about to get head from the Xenomorph and you pulled your pants down and she started laughing and said "looks like a job for the little mouth""
Meme - *Woman with T-shirt*: "Life is short & so is your penis."
Meme - "Lesbian Problems
WAS HER FINGER BIGGER THAN MINE?
NO.. IT WAS JUST AVERAGE. NOT AS BIG AS YOURS"
Japanese pole vaulter’s penis gets in his way at Olympics - "Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s leg touched the bar; then what’s in between his legs touched it, too, knocking it loose from the 5.3 meter height."
Hanna Dickinson on X - "A woman in my building was talking to the police because there was a man exposing himself in our lobby and they asked her to describe him and she said, “maybe 7 inches?”"
Meme - "When he carries a four- incher so you know he can go rough on you without hurting you *busty woman with eyes rolled back in head*"
Meme - "Lesbian Problems
WAS HER FINGER BIGGER THAN MINE?
NO.. IT WAS JUST AVERAGE. NOT AS BIG AS YOURS"
Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up - "Jamie Gagne insists it was his wife's idea to carve a giant wooden penis with a chainsaw and erect it on their front lawn, but he'll gladly fight for it in a court of law. The Montreal-born man says he first crafted the 2.1-metre tall "anatomically correct" statue in June to protest the bureaucratic red tape that was preventing him from getting a permit to complete a shed outside his home in Wilton, N.Y... Gagne, a woodworker and a carpenter by trade, says he's quite proud of his penis, which he describes as having the "the proper mushroom curvature on the tip" and "balls [that] are properly sack-like... At first, Gagnesays he didn't have much trouble over the statue. He says most of his neighbours love his giant penis, and folks would often stop to take pictures of it. A state trooper even visited his property to have a gander at it, and told him it wouldn't be a problem so long as nobody complained. "He also did mentioned that if it was not erect, it would have been art, but an erect penis is not art," he said. "That didn't make any sense to me. So I did think it was interesting that he mentioned this and he knew so much about penis art.""
Man who carved wooden penis in Wilton resolves case - "The penis statue was removed, leaving behind only the wooden testes. Gagne – who uses the moniker "Wilton Woody" – irreverently left a memorial reading "castrated by State Police.”"
Meme - "If you don't see a jellyfish then your mind is definitely in the gutter"
Meme - "Never date a chick that works at subway. She knows what 6 inches really looks like"
Meme - "Ok be out in a few <3"
"I had great time! The steak was amazing and could not take my eyes off you!"
"Yah it was fun, thank you for the flowers, hey question.. don't think I'm weird"
"Ok what's up?"
"So I couldn't help but notice what appeared to be your *eggplant* going down your pants leg. Am I right? No way it's that big and noticeable..."
"Omg that is embarrassing but yeah im sure that's what it was"
"Like what's the measurements? Lol"
"Decent size I guess. 10.5 fully hard and I can't get my hand all the way around it."
"Wow umm. I can't do that, I'm tiny and that is so big it's actually gross. Please don't text me back."
"What? You are joking right?"
Meme - "We need to talk about your duplex with the extended entrance"
Meme - "I should've known he was hiding something when he asked that we wait until our wedding night to have sex. I guess I just wanted to believe he was being romantic. But then his pants came down and he's a Meme - "What is wrong with my mind *optical illusion of penis*"
Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ says women struggle with his enormous size during sex - "The man with the unofficial record for having the world’s biggest penis has admitted that some people have started to struggle to deal with his size during sexual encounters. Despite endless reassurance from women worldwide that penis size is not important, many men have admitted that they would prefer a larger member. But, for Jonah Falcon – whose manhood is reportedly 13.5 inches when erect – the additional length has even exposed him to intrusive checks from airport security... After revealing that 45% of men want a larger member, the show introduced Jonah who admitted that having sizeable manhood isn’t all fun and games... Despite these recent struggles, Jonah has also admitted that there are a number of benefits to his extreme size in the past. In one interview, he revealed that people can assume he is egotistical, but clarified: "I don't need a fancy car, I don't need a gun, I happily wear a mask, and so on, because I don't have to prove my masculinity to anyone else.” And, the American has even claimed that celebrities are often attracted to his manhood, and message him asking for sex."
Man with 'world's biggest penis' compares it to cucumber in cheeky picture - "Not wanting to disappoint his Instagram followers, Jonah held up a cucumber to compare it to his own. He wrote: "Am a little longer and much, much thicker."... Because of how much blood flows to his penis when it becomes erect, it can cause him to feel light-headed. Some of the words used to describe Jonah's member by those who have seen it in all their glory include "grotesque", "gorgeous", "hideous" and "stunning"... Jonah, who was an aspiring actor, said his large member impacted on his career because he is "known for his penis size" and it made directors afraid to cast him. He added: "Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my career but here in Hollywood it's a negative. "None of the major networks or studios would hire me. I add a bit extra edge that they don't want." Jonah has previously turned down offers to perform in porn movies because it would be "just the easy way out"."
Meme - "Above all else... know thyself Meme - "Relax, it’s just a hairless puppy"
Meme - "Damn near cut me dick off today........ Two things stopped it from happening. When Willem Dafoe needed a penis double for a film - " One of Dafoe’s most iconic performances came in Lars von Trier’s 2009 psychological horror film Antichrist, a film that revolves around a couple who are trying to cope with the loss of their son. In order to deal with the traumatic event, they decide to retreat from the world and live in an isolated cabin in the middle of a mysterious forest. As the days pass, the man (Dafoe) experiences bizarre visions while his partner (Charlotte Gainsbourg) engages in increasingly sadomasochistic sexual acts. Lars von Trier later revealed that this dark film was actually the product of his own struggles with depression, written during a period when he had been hospitalised for his mental health. While the film has become a notorious addition to the world of horror, there is one interesting story which surfaced from the production process of Antichrist. As the director wanted to explore the relationship between human depravity and sexuality, a lot of strange sex scenes had been envisioned as a part of Antichrist’s artistic framework. After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused. The famous scene where the penis ejaculates blood actually had someone else’s penis in the frame as the director felt Dafoe’s appendage was too large. Lars von Trier explained that Dafoe’s character practises some contentious psychotherapy in the film, claiming: “I wouldn’t let him treat her in any other way than with his dick, he has an enormous dick, but that maybe I took also…he’s extremely well-equipped. And we had to kind of take the scenes out of the film, we had a stand-in for him, we had to take the scenes out with his own dick.”"
Meme - "Put some socks on that baby *baby's feet looking like a penis peeking out from between woman's legs*"
Meme - "Saw this painting on my kid's lunchroom wall. Am I the only one who thinks the carrot should be wearing pants?"
Meme - "The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20" D that's a ratio of 50lbs to 1" so an average man weighing 2000Ibs needs a 4" D to be hung like a horse. Be proud fellas"
Penis size doesn’t matter in Asia : SingaporeRaw - "I’ve seen a few posts on here discussing if penis size matters in Singapore. I don’t think it matters at all in East and south East Asia . Most dudes are smaller in these regions and that’s the sizes most women are used to in that region . They don’t have much options even if they wanted to try a larger one I’m a white guy who has lived in a few Asian countries (Singapore,China, Thailand,japan and Malaysia )to teach and visit . I’ve slept with a decent amount of Asian women and size didn’t matter to them . I’m somewhat large down there (7.5in)and was always the biggest my Asian partners took . Most thought my penis was stabbing their bladder . Also most couldn’t get fully used to my size for a few days or even weeks . . Almost all of my Asian partners never even had a penis larger than 5 inches.One of them told me she was very horny at age 18 and had tons of Great sex with her current bf at that time and he was 4 inches or so I think everyone on here is fine unless they have no penis or micro penis. I personally know a few Asian dudes with pinky sized penises and they have super hot gfs"
Meme - "Subway launches its first 3-inch sub to combat inflation
Meme - jasmine rice @jasminericegirl: "playing with dick is so satisfying, you give it some love and care and get to see it grow so big and strong :') it's like a lil houseplant"
"What?! Oh my god, no!"
"Sarah, that's awful! What are we talking, like 5 inches?"
"6!"
"AHH! EW!"
"How could he hide something like that from you?"
"Does he actually expect you to have sex with him?"
"I haven't been able to bring myself to touch him again since our wedding night. It was so horrible..."
"Sarah, this is so grounds for divorce!"
"Obviously. I'm already speaking with lawyers."
"You know, I always thought you should've married your ex."
"I... kinda reached out to him already. Like the morning after the wedding. I think I still love him. I don't know...maybe it's just his 4 inches I still love."
"Girl, at the very least you deserve to have some great sex again, and you have a perfect penis right at your fingertips. Call him!"
"Ok...I will!"
*all together* "YAYYY!!!""
SMALL DICK BIG HEaRT"
1) My big guts
2) My small penis"
partynexttoyuhshordy @meeeemz123: at least it's got a good personality"