Sunday, February 11, 2024

Judging a book by its cover / Built like a Greek God / Coming in Peace


"Never judge a book by its cover *short penis with visible bump in pants vs long penis with no visible bump*"


"What she thinks I mean when I tell her I'm built like a Greek God: *chiselled muscles*
What I actually mean: *small penis*"


Sexy tall alien: "Hey handsome. You can call me peace."
Short astronaut: *"I come in peace" sign*

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