Woman: "No cochino! *dog sniffing butt of other dog*
Dog: *puzzled* *woman rimming fat man with legs in air*
"Colette: NOW ZAT ZE GUESTS ARE
ALL SATISFIED , PERHAPS
IT IS TIME TO SATISFY
ZE COOKS? Button: *Pop!*
Linguini: AHHH, OUI! JUST GIVE
ME A MOMENT TO
CLEAN UP ...
Linguini: WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO ?? I DONT KNOW
HOW TO PLEASE A
WOMAN !?
Remy: RELAX, ITS JUST
NATURE. PUT ME IN CONTROL,
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW
ITS DONE
Linguini: ALRIGHT,
BUT PROMISE ME
YOU'LL BE GENTLE
WITH HER!
Colette: LINGUINI, I HAD NO CLUE
YOU WERE SUCH AN
ANIMAL !!"
"There's nothing more romantic
than a nice leisurely picnic
in the middle of nature *doggy style against alpine landscape*" (You Like to Ride, you Like to Fuck. I Fucked My Stepsister In The Woods / Diana Rider)