"A HARRY SITUATION
I should be proud of this but most
Harry Potter fiction is far worse than
this, trust me.
Ron Weasley: "OH HERMIONE ... I'M GONNA ... GONNA ..."
Hermione Granger: "OH YES, RON ... JUST COME INSIDE ME ... WAIT ... IS YOUR FACE ... CHANGING?"
Harry Potter: "I .. ER ..."
Hermione Granger: "HARRY POTTER! I KNEW IT !! YOU WERE USING POLYJUICE POTION TO SLEEP WITH HERMIONE!"
Harry Potter: "... GINNY?"
Ginny Weasley: "THAT'S RIGHT, POTTER. I CAUGHT YOU RED HANDED TRYING TO CHEAT ON ME!"
Harry Potter: "BUT IF YOU WERE WRONG, YOU WOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH YOUR BRO --"
Ginny Weasley: "... I KNOW"