Astronauts Lost a Tool Bag During a Spacewalk—and You Can See It Floating From Earth - "Two NASA astronauts completing routine maintenance on the exterior of the International Space Station (ISS) accidentally lost a tool bag. The bright white container is now floating through space roughly 250 miles above Earth. The mishap took place on November 1 while astronauts Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O’Hara were on their first spacewalk outside the ISS"
When they keep boasting about how great women are...
Meme - "Choose wisely boys
CHOOSING YOUR WIFE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU CAN MAKE
*Amber Heard in court*, *Jada Pinkett Smith*, *Maegan Hall*, *Britney Spears with knives*"
What is gynophobia? Here’s why a 71-year-old man lock himself for 55 years - "a 71-year-old man has been reputedly consumed by an intense dread of women. Allegedly, for the past 55 years, Callitxe Nzamwita, a resident of Rwanda, has barricaded himself within his residence, motivated by his profound aversion to female company. Erecting a formidable 15-foot fence, he aimed to ensure that no woman could breach his sanctuary... Ironically, despite his deep-seated fear, it’s the local women, particularly his neighbors, who extend a helping hand to ensure his survival. According to one of his female neighbors, he has seldom left his premises since childhood. They narrated how they provided him with essential food and grocery items, albeit from a distance as he prefers minimal contact. Consequently, they toss the items into his residence, which he retrieves at his convenience. Whenever a woman approaches his vicinity, he hastens back into his abode, promptly locking himself inside."
Meme - "When a cougar invites you over for dinner *Ash with naked women wearing apron (photoshopped Delia)*"
Meme - "American boys asking girls out
'Bro justask her out'
'I can't! I'm too scared'
Indian MEN asking girls out
'Big boob girl hai, u are so butiful. Cn u open up ur pant? Whatsapp 02225825622'"
Meme - "16-30: I don't need no men *twerking in skimpy outfits at club*
31-36: Where are The good men?
37-45: I'm still young
46 to death: I made a mistake
Last words: I blame men.."
Meme - "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
SQUEEZE THEM"
Meme - "SHE KNOWS DAMN WELL NOBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DOG *Jordan Carver and hose*"
Meme - "r/Tinder
Why so many single moms? It's so bad if I put my age range over 27, literally 1 in 3 profiles is a single mom. It's like freaking Genghis Khan moved into my town and knocked everyone up and then disappeared."
Obesity and African Americans
Weirdly, in the US black women are fatter than black men, but white women are thinner than white men
Meme - *Woman crying* "LOST MY NEW JOB BUT AT LEAST I CALLED OUT THE OWNER FOR FOLLOWING ALT RIGHT INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS THAT MADE ME FEEL UNSAFE SO I GUESS IT'S NOT A LOSS? MAN, APPARENTLY THREE OF MY FORMER COWORKERS HAD SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME BEING SHIT AT THE JOB WHEN I WAS THERE FOR ONLY A WEEK. THEIR LOSS I GUESS. THE OWNER FOLLOWS A LOT OF ALT RIGHT ACCOUNTS AND AS A DISABLED BISEXUAL WOMAN THAT UNDERSTANDABLY MADE ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE. ON TO BETTER THINGS I GUESS!! I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO THOSE FORMER EMPLOYEE REVIEWS MORE LOL THEY ALL HATED IT AND I UNDERSTAND NOW. :/ ON TO BETTER THINGS. EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON EVEN IF IT HURTS."
Meme - "44, Single W, Single, Kingston, ON, CAN
Open minded mom & daughter duo - biological
5'3" , Cur...
High school, Caucasian / White, Agnostic, Middle"
Meme - "Daniel 29
91 kilometres away
Looking for Short-term, open to long
About me: Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex, future divorce and co dependency. Looking for a whiny, crazy lazy with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just dated every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I'd be open to an unsatisfying fling, but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Forklift certified."
Meme - Mother: "I gave you life, love, clothes, studies, education. What else did you expect from me?!"
*Mother with big breasts and flat daughter*
Meme - "It's amazing how these massive things develop over the years. I'll never get tired of looking ai at them The dinosaurs are OK too guess"
Women are going viral lifting heavy objects with just their breasts - "A TikToker, who goes by @fat..girl98, joined the boob lift challenge and recently showed off her skills by hoisting a table and two chairs — with just her breasts... The originator of the challenge is Vanessa, known as @chill_kids21 on TikTok, who started the trend in October last year. Ahead of getting a breast reduction, she started testing the strength of her boobs. She began posting a series of videos — from a 10-pound table to a 22-pound laundry basket. The TikToker even placed a Shark vacuum cleaner underneath her knockers and raised one leg from the ground. As she removes the vacuum from her chest and says, “that one hurt.”"
Meme - Kid to artist sculpting woman: "How'd you get so good?"
Artist as child: *looking at woman's breasts*
Artist as schoolkid: *looking at girl's breasts*
Artist: *looking at woman's breasts*
Artist: *looking at kid's mother's breasts*
Artist: "Practice."
Meme - "when she's not getting enough attention on her fb posts:
New hair cut *Miss Piggy with exposed breast*"
Female University Student goes topless during a presentation in class [VIDEO] - "The lady, from South Africa during a presentation, instead shook grounds and gave lecturers and students something to watch to pleasure their eyes."
Meme - Male Pilgrim: "BUT... YOU SAID TO "GRAB A BREAST!"
Female Pilgrim: "I MEANT THE TURKEY'S... NOT MY SISTER'S!"
Meme - "Her: I like a guy who loves using toys during sex.
Me: *Shoots Nerf Dart in her pussy*
Her: *shocked Pikachu*"
Meme - *Boots*
"How much were they?"
"lol idk"
"I have a boyfriend."
When women complain about harassment and unwanted attention, how much is real?
Meme - "Random Fights To Start With Your Boyfriend When You Feel Like Testing The Strength Of Your Relationship"
Meme - "Why do we always see men sticking up for women online, but we never see women sticking up for men?"
Meme - "Me: Give me one good reason I should keep putting up with your shit.
Her: *flexible pose, standing on one leg with other leg on shoulder*"
abby govindan on X - "I regret teaching my boyfriend about make up. I made a snarky comment to him and he goes “first of all, blend your contour before you come for me like that”"
Meme - "When his room looks like this you KNOW the *eggplant* is LIFE CHANGING... *messy room, with no bed frame and tree branch on floor*"
Meme - "Leah 22
11 kilometres away
That bag stuck on my tum just means I have the cleanest bumhole going xox"
Meme - "Big boobs"
"im literally an A cup"
"No. Big boobs"
"A small puddle appears as an ocean to the man in a drought"
Meme - "Gotcha. Married?"
"No. Widowed"
"Sorry to hear that"
"It's okay. It's been awhile."
"You want to come up one afternoon and we can grab a drink or two and if we vibe we can hook up. You're sexy AF"
"In all honesty... no. You radiate small dick and I couldn't find the clit with the best gps energy. I don't want to waste my time, gas and energy just to be as disappointed in you as your parents."
Weird. I thought consent was sexy. Of course it's his fault for being disrespectful
Meme - "Ho. Ho. Ho. *photos of 3 women, 1 behind each Ho*"
Elizabeth Olsen cleavage while looking back
Meme - Lia @sssniperwolf: "Incels on the internet need to take all their anger and frustrations out at the gym
Alia Shelesh
Charges: Arm Robbery
When: 2013-07-22
Where: Maricopa County Sherif Office
Height: 5'04
Weight: 100
Gender: Female
Born/Age: 10/22/1992
Hair Color: Black"
Meme - "3 girls pole dancing by a window... and the pole falls and smashes the window"
Meme - "Guy: I'm so excited for this date. I've been saving up all week.
Girl: I really don't mind splitting the bill.
Guy: yeah, I'm not talking about the bill."
Meme - "I cried to my mom about my husband trying to take my kids away from me, only to find out she was having an affair with him & the mastermind behind it all"
Meme - Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia: "This is a joke right?"
The Salt Of The Earth @Sha...: "Leslie Jones said, she has been coming across men that can't get hard when it's time to have sex with her. She goes on to say today's generation of men are weak, they have got erectile dysfunction But could that be the reason why ? *photos of Leslie Jones*"
Leslie Jones Mental Health Advice For Men, New Book, Women In Comedy + More - YouTube - "If your dick is working properly... find out what is wrong with your dick first... I been hookin up, and dudes' dicks are not working properly"
Even when I posted the video link, someone claimed that wasn't what she was saying, till I quoted the exact line, then he kept quiet
"Why Do You Keep Looking Me In The Eyes? My Huge Tits Are Down Here."
Meme - "I will not look at her tits because she is my friend SAID NO MAN EVER"
Meme - "Periodic reminder that Perseus, the first heterosexual man to challenge Medusa, could not keep his eyes off of her enormous yams and therefore was not turned to stone. There's a lesson in that. *statue*"
Meme - "WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC KATY PERRY SURE HAS SOME GREAT TITS"
Meme - Male magician: "I'LL REMOVE THIS TABLECLOTH WITHOUT KNOCKING ANYTHING OVER."
Woman: "OKAY."
Male magician: "HIIIYAHH!!"
Topless Woman: "WHY IT STILL HERE?"
Meme - "When a 35-year-old unmarried white woman sees a man she would never consider being in a relationship with dating a member of another race
Oh my god he's such a creep!
Somebody call the police! I didn't consent to their relationship!
Incel! Virgin! You can't even get a white woman!
You can't handle a real woman! I don't care that she's 25, she's under 5 ft 5 so that makes you a paedophile!
Sexist! Racist! You probably sleep with them because you don't think they'll notice you have a tiny dick!"
Meme - "she sits in her room all day playing video games"
"I would love to have a boyfriend, but my video games are more important"
Meme - "THE REASON
Why men do stupid shit is because
The power of boobies compels you
The power of boobies compels you
The power of boobies compels you..."
Meme - "Convert milk to paneer *busty woman in white top, looking like cheesecloth*"
Meme - "No, you can't show any hair when wearing a hijab *AI generated busty woman in lingerie and hijab*"
Meme - "I'LL HAVE THESE TWO RIPE ONES LOVE ! - *lemons*"
Meme - "IF LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS YOU CAN GET MEN TO DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO. *busty woman*"
Woman Asks Dave Ramsey How to Be Stay-at-Home Mom on $33K With Debt - "Shauna said she had trained as a doctor of pharmacy and had been making from $70,000 to $100,000 a year. She said she wanted to give up work to look after her child full-time. She told Ramsey and Warshaw that she owed $192,000 in student loans while her husband owed $45,000. Shauna asked how she could balance becoming a stay-at-home mom when her husband earned much less than her: $33,000 a year. Ramsey said her story should be a cautionary tale to anyone listening who had aspirations to become a pharmacist and "make a lot of money." "Oops," he said. "Now I want to be a stay-at-home mom."... Warshaw asked Shauna why she wanted to give up work now. Shauna replied that they had a 2-year-old and planned to have more children. "I'm going to tell you what I would do," Warshaw said. "If it were me, I would try to stick this out for two more years and work my butt off and get this debt cleaned up." Then, she said, she would "feel peace" at staying at home and expanding their family. Ramsey also recommended Shauna take up part-time pharmacy work. "You're probably going to have to do that to survive," he said. Ramsey said the average US household income was $75,000, so living on the husband's wages was "approaching half of average."... "The bad news is you have to pay for the decisions of 19-year-old you""
Clearly, the solution is to make education free, so the taxpayer can pay for university education for women who leave the workforce
My fiancé wants me to wear red to our wedding as I'm not a virgin - he says white is 'deceiving' - "'He told me that brides only wear white when they are pure,' she added... the man asked his mother to weigh in - and was surprised when she took his partner's side in the argument... 'His mom stated that he is no longer a virgin either so maybe he should wear red too and he burst out crying."
20-year-old competes in Miss England without makeup - "Melisa Raouf is the first contestant to compete without makeup in the history of the Miss England competition."
Skelmersdale's Jessica Gagen named Miss England 2022 - "A Lancashire woman, who was bullied for her red hair at school, has been named Miss England 2022. She is the first redhead to be given the title. Jessica Gagen, from Skelmersdale, was punched, spat at and even burned because of her red locks after being tormented by cruel classmates when she was a teenager... First runner up was farmer Milly Everatt, who is Miss North East Lincolnshire. Second runner up was chemical engineering graduate Emily Cossey"
Amanda Seyfried on Broadway : celebnsfw
Topless scene from The way we get by
Meme - *Palestinian flag* @chloe44880065: "No I prefer older men cause I assume they're more stable, financially independent and want to settle down, whereas a guy my age doesn't want those things. but when a man prefers a younger woman it's usually .."
MrSingularity9000 @singularity9000: "Wait a minute, so you prefer older men, but if an older man prefers you, you assume the worse? That doesn't make any sense. Why would younger women prefer older men if younger women believe that older man would put them in danger?!?"
Looks like younger women are stupid. So they shouldn't be allowed to drive, work, vote, date, drink alcohol etc
I thought it was a love letter — but my man dumped me with a 7 page rant - "TikTok user Karla Velarde revealed that her boyfriend broke up with her by writing a letter that spanned not just one, but seven pages."
Meme - "Holiday season is around the corner so here's a step by step recipe to cook stuffed whole chicken in an oven
Step 1: At least look at the fricking chicken! *cleavage*"
Meme - *Milana Vayntrub aka AT&T Lily in cleavage-baring outfit with tongue out*
Clearly she's upset at being sexualised
Meme - "Emma, 20
Marist College
11 miles away
Jesus is my co pilot and were cruising for big dicks and money"
Meme - "Nice vs Brest *Diletta Leotta*"
This match didn't actually occur with her covering it (she's Italian)
Meme - "La fontaine de Trevi (fontana di Trevi) est la plus grande et une des plus célèbres fontaines de Rome. Réalisée entre 1732 et 1762, c'est un excellent exemple d'art baroque.. Ne me dites plus que mes posts manquent de culture. *Femme avec de gros lolos*"