I already have a series on Ridiculous Zuccs, but equally (or sometimes more) ridiculously, I see a lot of things that Facebook bizarrely claims does not violate Community Standards, even on manual review.
Of course, given the Zucc's all-knowing wisdom, I have zero confidence that everyone will be able to say the exact same things and not get zucced.
To kick things off, we have:
"*mention* stfu you tosser. You've
never had children and never will"
Addendum: Odd. Facebook claims that you shouldn't "shame private individuals".