Meme - "ALRIGHT, BRAIN. WE NEED A GOOD IDEA.."
"BOOBS"
"DAMN IT, BRAIN! NOW'S NOT THE TIME.. WE NEED TO THINK BIG!"
"BIG BOOBS"
Meme - kathOde ray @bitchasskathy: "so horny i let him explain his PC build wow your solid state hard drive is so cool let me suck your dick"
Meme - "Him: "Hey beautiful how u been?"
Me: "Um do I know you?"
Him: *I JERKED OFF TO YOUR FACEBOOK*"
Alyssa Milano Claims Elon Musk Destroyed Her Life and Career - "Milano, known for her roles in TV shows like “Charmed” and her outspoken political activism, revealed that she had invested heavily in Tesla stock in hopes of supporting clean energy and fighting climate change. However, she claims that Musk’s recent controversial statements and actions have caused the stock to plummet, leaving her with massive financial losses... Milano went on to blame Musk for her recent career setbacks, citing a lack of roles and job offers since the stock market downturn... In response to the backlash, Milano has doubled down on her accusations, even going so far as to call for a boycott of all Tesla products. “We need to send a message to Elon Musk that he can’t just ruin people’s lives and get away with it”"In response to the backlash, Milano has doubled down on her accusations, even going so far as to call for a boycott of all Tesla products. “We need to send a message to Elon Musk that he can’t just ruin people’s lives and get away with it”"
Ahh... women and accountability
Meme - "There is no female equivalent to "manchild" because women act like children their entire lives."
Meme - "So... my dad recreated all of my Tinder pics"
Meme - Maka Boyi @MorticiaAddie: "DNA tests are so annoying. Baby's are a blessing. Just accept the baby you've been given."
Meme - "Sherry, 43
About Me: I just moved here from Florida. I want to find someone who starts out as a friend and then maybe something else, eventually. I am old fashioned compared to how people date anymore. I smoke, I ama total tomboy, loyal, goofy, pretty easy going and I I actually have morals. I don't play games and won't deal with anyone else's. Guys, I am 5'6". Are you taller than me? I want to feel safe when I'm with a guy. If I am bigger than you, I don't feel safe. I only date Puerto Rican guys who speaks Spanish"
Giving excuses about why they want tall men
Meme - "Astrologie: prétexte utilisé par les meufs afin de justitier toutes sortes de mauvaises décisions."
Meme - "Ah yes, it's the Right that said that we will go extinct if we don't stop driving cars, having children and don't start eating soy & the bugs
Meg Slay @TheMegSlay: "Reminder: The right mindset is based on scarcity and fear. The left mindset is based on abundance and love.""
Meme - "She can argue for 2 hours straight but 2 min into BJ her jaw aches."
Meme - "Sorry you had a bad day you can touch my boobs if you want"
Meme - "The irony is that some men use money to attract women but hate gold diggers and some women use their body to attract men but hate to be viewed as sex objects."
Meme - X @xiorabella: "3 inches feels like 9 when ur in love"
Sugar daddy secret: Taiwan woman comes clean about ‘relationships’ after boyfriend finds top-quality eggs at her home amid serious shortage - "A cash-strapped girlfriend in Taiwan who took up “companionship” work with sugar daddies has been forced to come clean after her boyfriend discovered two boxes of top-quality eggs in her flat amid an ongoing shortage of the product on the island. Taiwan has been gripped by a chronic shortage of eggs for months, causing their price to skyrocket and rationing to be introduced in many supermarkets... the woman said she did not have enough money to cover her rent and living expenses and because she was unable to apply for a student loan, had registered on one of Taiwan’s sugar daddy websites. She was connected to two rich single men, who paid her NT$40,000 (US$1,300) a month to accompany them at social occasions. She insisted that she did not do anything other than offer companionship in public. The eggs were additional gifts from the men"
Divorce amongst lesbian couples, or married couples consisting of two women, continues to rise - "While divorce rates are, overall, in decline, and have been since they peaked in 1993, statistics recently released by the Office of National Statistics (ONS) highlighted that divorce amongst lesbian couples, or married couples consisting of two women, continues to rise. In fact, lesbian couples are twice as likely to file for divorce than married gay men (14 per cent compared to seven per cent)... it’s not only partners in a lesbian relationship who are looking to dissolve a marriage, but women in heterosexual marriages, too. Women are overwhelmingly more likely to start divorce proceedings – in 2020 62 per cent of divorces were started by the wife... For same-sex divorces in 2020, the average (median) duration of marriage at the time of divorce was 4.7 years for female couples and 5.4 years for male couples" Clearly it is men's fault that the lesbian divorce rate is higher than the straight divorce rate, and the gay divorce rate is the lowest of all, and not the fact that as studies show, women are more neurotic and easily offended. I remember the cope earlier was that lesbian marriage was new so the rate would fall over time.
I used Splitwise on a girls’ holiday – it (almost) destroyed my friendship group - "The phrase “trust the process” was being bandied about the group like nobody’s business. But as the week went on, it became abundantly clear that no one, in fact, trusted the process. Worse still is that the sense of distrust began to contaminate the group itself. Not quite grasping that people’s debt gets attributed to different people, depending on who pays for what, some individuals were highly suspicious their years-long pals were swindling them, trying to do them over. One of the girls – let’s call her Katie – was hellbent on making the situation even more fraught by selecting everyone for every item, falsely charging people. Needless to say, it was absolute carnage. By the day of our departure, we were exhausted and jaded. We bundled into the Burger King at Ibiza airport, glad that – for once – we were not splitting the bill, but, rather, paying for our own meals. We were completely disillusioned with the technology that purported to save us time and energy. The trouble was far from over, though, with people’s negative balance being highlighted in a garish red for all to see. Side chats formed, as we discussed who owed what – and the audacity of those people to keep others out of pocket. Nudges were sent in the holiday WhatsApp, but were seemingly too nuanced for the people they were directed towards to pick up on. Three weeks post-holiday, with our tans fading and our bank balances dwindling, we had reached breaking point... a whole six months later, when I thought we’d put the whole ordeal behind us, I received the following message: “Morning! Super random but was settling up my Splitwise and saw I owed you 26p. Have a good week.” That was the final straw. That’s what made me realise just how petty and particular this app had made us all."
Meme - ">have ex-bf
>was really the nicest guy I've ever met, and took me this long to realise what a positive influence he left
>wasn't ready for him back then, as personal life drama made maintaining relationships impossible
>look him up for the first time in eight years
>he's now with a girl, and traveling to all the places he and I talked about traveling
>she's 12 years younger than him
Why do men do this?"
">break up with a guy
>he moves on and finds someone else
>"why do men do this?"
Are you mentally challenged?"
Meme - Women's Woman @LeannPichardo: "I knew I wasn't all there when I masturbated to the sex tapes my ex had of him cheating on me."
Achraf Hakimi net worth: Massive fortune controlled by his mother - "Paris Saint-Germain defender Achraf Hakimi has a reported net worth of $24 million, 80 per cent of which is controlled by his mother, as was revealed amid the soccer star's divorce from actress Hiba Abouk... Their short marriage could have ended with him giving up $8.5 million. He managed to hide the fact that nothing is in his name. Hakimi's estranged wife never realized that his mother was the one making all the purchases, including cars, jewelry and clothes. The PSG star received praise from controversial public figure Andrew Tate due to finiding the loophole to keep his money... Hakimi earns about $1 million per month from PSG, where he shares the locker room with the likes of Lionel Messi and Neymar, but only keeps about 20 per cent. The rest of his paycheck, around $215,000 per week, goes straight into his mother's bank account."
Achraf Hakimi divorce: Ex Wife Hiba Abouk ordered to give her half Networth to PSG star
Meme - "Crystal 40
75 miles away
Looking for: Still figuring it out
About Me
12 kids. 8 daddy's. My youngest is two days old. So if we meetin In person, Bring ya wallet- these kids like KFC"
What is OnlyFans? - OnlyFans Stats, Users, Earnings & More - "Even though Huldt had a large Instagram following before she joined OnlyFans, she revealed to Business Insider that she works on OnlyFans content seven days a week to maintain her level of earnings. Huldt offered up some advice for creators considering joining OnlyFans to earn money: "I would never advise someone doing it if they only wanted to do it like two days a week or something. It's not a part-time thing in your mind. You wouldn't make enough money." This is echoed by many online sex workers who have established a presence on OnlyFans. Many of them talk about how difficult it is to earn decent money on the platform since a big part of it is wrapped up in being able to build a following. Beyond that, you have to spend time and energy to produce content consistently for some time before the account starts turning a big enough profit... Most performers do not make a fortune from OnlyFans. Indeed, the majority of them receive less than $145 per month. However, it must be pointed out that one reason for this inequality is that the majority of OnlyFans accounts have no fans at all. They aren't set up for serious broadcasting... the revenue of content creators follows a classic power-law distribution. The top performers earn substantially more than everybody else. The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money, and the top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money... the median accounts earn about $180/month. However, they do observe that their calculations exclude tipping... OnlyFans has a better model than Uber or Airbnb. An owner of an Uber car or Airbnb property can only cater to one group of customers at a time. However, there is no such limit of an OnlyFans channel."
Keywords: Most OnlyFans creators don't make money, Most OnlyFans creators make less than
B.C. teaching assistant could be fired over OnlyFans account, district warns - "Kristin MacDonald previously started an OnlyFans account under a different name, Ava James. She told Global News that as a single mother, the income from the account, which is subscriber-based, supplements her income as a teaching assistant, which she said is not enough to support her and her child... “There are many factors that are considered when determining whether an employer has any basis to discipline or otherwise control off-duty conduct,” she said. “Some of the factors that matter, for example, are is it impacting the employer’s reputation? And that’s likely what they’ll say in this case is that they have a legitimate interest in ensuring that there’s not a sense in the public that this school district, is a place where there may be some questionable behaviour by staff.” However, Quail said as MacDonald’s OnlyFans account is private, she is entitled to some privacy of what she does during her off-duty hours. She added it does depend on what MacDonald’s collective agreement states. “I think one thing that’s going to be difficult for the employer, in this case, is education assistants like this worker are not very well paid at all,” Quail said. “They generally make about $25 an hour and they only get 25 to 30 hours a week. So it’s not a sustainable income that someone can raise a family on. And so they have to have second jobs. And if you’re only offering someone a job at 25 to 30 hours a week, about $25 an hour, and only 10 months of the year, you could lose some of the kind of moral higher ground to say, ‘I’m going to dictate what you do with the rest of your time’.”"
Meme - "Banker: We Require proof of income
OnlyFans girls: *photocopying breasts*"
"I should have done a better job in raising you:" Father kicks daughter out after she texts wrong 'Daddy' - "An OnlyFans content creator -who was only recently beginning to create adult content after turning the legal age to do so- was reportedly booted from her home after she mistakenly sent “daddy”-themed adult material to her actual daddy. Aria Lily, who at the time of the incident was a mere two weeks into being a legal adult, was allegedly cast to the streets after sending sexual images to the wrong “daddy.”... Screenshots of the messages show that Lily sent her father explicit photos of herself dressed in such a way as to suggest her “client daddy” was into girls of a much younger age than Lily currently is... Lily’s father stated in a message to her that he lamented being gone for work all the time during her childhood, and was heartbroken that Lily not only was taking part in what internet culture has deemed “fatherless behavior” but that OnlyFans was the pinnacle of her career aspirations."
Meme - "Just a little life hack to know which key goes in the front door and which goes in the back door *pink key, brown key*"
'My baby's dad refuses to pay child support but has subscribed to my OnlyFans' - "A single mum has raged at her child's father after claiming he subscribed to her OnlyFans while claiming he can't afford to pay child support. Kendra, who posts on the app as @misskendra000, posted a video to TikTok where she wrote: "When your baby daddy subscribes to your onlyf4ns, but then can't afford to pay his court-ordered child support." Captioning the clip with the hashtag 'deadbeat', she added: "I’d like to pick a new bd.""
OnlyFans star discovers her dad subscribes to her channel - "Family ties nearly unraveled for an OnlyFans star named London when she realized her father had subscribed to her channel and had been faithfully watching her saucy content on a monthly basis. “Me realizing *the Hott3st Daddy* user was my dad getting all my content on my [OnlyFans] every month,” said London, from San Diego, California, in the captions of her now-viral TikTok testimonial... an OnlyFans model known as Karla Ramirez published a viral video, shaming her anonymous father for not only subscribing to her sexy profile but also offering to pay her money to “play” with herself on camera... “And the only way I found out [who he was] is because he had called me to ‘play with myself’ for $150, and I could hear my mom in the background talking on the phone.” In a subsequent post, she claimed her father had been “sexually attracted” to her since she was “really young,” and recounted several incidents in which the man sexually abused her during childhood."
'I'm giving teen daughter twerking lessons so she can make fortune on OnlyFans' - "Carla Bellucci quit the subscription platform last year because it was “full of low class skanks” – but she's now supporting her daughter, who wants to join... “It would be mega money but it has to be done right because it does haunt you forever and you are forever known for it.” Carla – branded Britain's most hated woman after faking depression for a free NHS nose job – turned to OnlyFans three years ago. But she ditched it last year in the hopes of launching a TV career and she also said she didn’t want to be regarded as a “washed up porn star”... “For me I didn’t have to worry but she might want a real job one day and I don’t know if it will affect things like her dream to go on Love Island. “She doesn’t have a boyfriend and might want one one day and this could put her off. For me I am settled so it doesn’t matter.”... Carla only sold non-nude glamour shots on the platform but still made up to £40,000 a month during the pandemic."
OnlyFans Models Have Their Jobs Threatened By AI Girlfriends
Female strip club owner slams men who use OnlyFans and says it 'isn't healthy' - "Amy Gwynn, the owner of the UK's biggest strip club, has criticised OnlyFans – saying it 'isn't healthy' for people. The stunning blonde heads up Rude in Liverpool, which is the only female-owned and run gentleman's club in the country... The mum claims the two are "very different" and says OnlyFans is only used by men who are "shy"... Amy previously told us that she's on a mission to turn strip clubs from 'seedy' to 'empowering'."
'My man has a 12-inch penis - I can't go back to average todgers now' - "An OnlyFans model claims she "can't go back" to dating other people after being with a man who has a 12-inch penis. Stella Andrews opened up about the intimate details of her dating life on the Inside OnlyFans podcast with hosts CJ and Kayla."
'Men made me uncomfortable comparing me to Mia Khalifa - now I embrace it with OnlyFans' - "A woman who has been told she looked like Mia Khalifa for years has decided to embrace the comparison after being hounded by men as she launches an OnlyFans account. Melinda Rai was made to feel hyper-sexualised and uncomfortable by the comparison over the years but now feels empowered by it... she decided to launch her own OnlyFans in a bid to embrace her sexuality, feel empowered and empower others."
Why does owning your sexuality mean selling it?
'Naked' Playboy model kicked out of shopping centre for wearing nothing but body paint - "A brazen Playboy model was filmed stripping off and strutting around a shopping mall in nothing but body paint – but the stunt didn’t end well. In the clip, Francia James stands in the middle of a shopping centre dressed up as the Nutcracker. At first, it seems the outfit is just rather tight-fitting but as the camera gets in closer it soon becomes clear that it is actually body paint. She can be seen handing out nuts to passersby before referencing No Nut November – an internet challenge revolving around abstinence... She is then seen storming out saying: “I can’t believe I got kicked out, I always get kicked out.”... The model has often hit headlines with her brazen acts in public. In 2020, she left her fans in stitches when she casually strolled into a supermarket wearing a gimp mask. And, near the start of the coronavirus pandemic, she was filmed wearing a tiny thong as a face mask after refusing to buy one from a store."
Meme - "He said he didn’t have a condom"
"And you said?"
"I said that's it's fine because I was ready to be a mom. After I said that he magically had a condom that he forgot about"
Meme - "Did you fuck her"
"I had to. She said her pussy better than urs babe. I couldn't let her say shit like that and get away with it. I had to be ur man and defend u. The whole time we was fucking I was calling her a liar for saying her pussy better when it wasn't"
Meme - "Him: Give me two good reasons why we shouldn't break up?
Her: *breasts*"
The problem with calling someone a ‘Karen’ - ""the Karen meme is used to much more quickly and efficiently denigrate a white woman of a certain age (Mummy’s age) because that was the generation where the name Karen was very popular. In short, it’s a sexist, ageist term"... Any white woman who needs to complain, see the manager or stick up for herself runs the risk of being called a “Karen”. Now that it’s in the playground, we know the name won’t enjoy a revival any generation soon. I wanted to know in what context kids were calling each other a “Karen”. My daughter said, “When someone is really bossy, other kids call them a ‘Karen’.” By “someone”, I found out she meant a girl. The “Karen” meme began as a way to call out a certain kind of person but now is being used to describe any woman of a certain age, just as “mansplaining” gave us a license to berate and mock any man. In the Eighties, it was Sharons and Traceys who got it in the neck. They became the names nobody wanted to be called after they were used to describe women or girls considered working class and brash. “She’s such a Sharon” was just about the worst thing you could say to someone at my school. You could get into a fight... When I hang out with younger friends and family, I am reminded of how somehow, along the way, we manage to find ourselves irked by things which would have been water off a duck’s back when we were younger"
Gender, Perceived Competence, and Power Displays: Examining Verbal Interruptions in a Group Context - "Both men and women interrupt more when the group is male-dominated... Men interrupt significantly more when working in a male-dominated group than in a female-dominated group. Men interrupt on average 1.39 times in male-dominated groups, compared with 0.95 times in female-dominated groups. Similarly to men, women interrupt more when working with a male-dominated group than in a female-dominated group. Women interrupt on average 1.39 times in a male-dominated group, compared with 1.11 times in a female-dominated group."
Once again, mansplaining is a myth
Meme - "Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women: *filter and/or makeup*"
Kee Queen - "BLACK WOMEN are single because they want to get paid for being in a relationship 😕"
Meme - "5'1. I prefer tall guys lol"
"Are we still on then?"
"Yeah, but I'm kinda biased about heights lol I'm gonna try to be open-minded though"
"Well I mean I like super pretty girls but I still try to keep an open mind"
Meme - "My GF said I am not affectionate enough, so now I treat her like my dog
I rarely show emotion. I'm very reserved and level headed so my emotions, whether positive or negative, rarely spike too much. But, I love my dog. More than anything or anyone. She gets more life and emotion of of me than anyone. My GF recently sat me down and told me she needs more affection. She knows I don't wear my emotions, and that generally includes her even though she knows I love her. I'm not handsy, I kiss her when appropriate, and let her know I love her when appropriate. Since that talk, I've been thinking of my affection for her like I do my dog. I get super excited to see her like my dog does when I get home. My dog constantly wants scratches so I always rub her shoulders or play with her hair or have my hand on her thigh. I love when my dog gets kissy and playful so I get kissy and playful with my GF in the same way. My dog loves when I give her a new toy or treat so I have little gifts and snacks to give to her when the mood strikes. WHAT A DIFFERENCE. My GF loves it. And it's easy for me because I literally just treat her like my dog, but without the baby voice. It's renewed our passion and she is so, so happy and can't understand how I turned my emotions around so easily. TL;DR - GF wanted more affection. I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more."
Meme - "When your dad told you that you wouldn't amount to anything and you prove him wrong
Award: BEST ANAL SEX"