Meme - "that hot chick from high school when she is finally ready to give you a shot
*saggy tits*
highly traumatized and medicated"
Should Couples in Unhappy Marriages Stay Together? - "most people who are unhappily married—or cohabiting—end up happy if they stick at it...
Unhappiness is, thankfully, much rarer than people imagine. It affects just one in 20 parents with newborns.
Unhappiness is usually temporary. Staying unhappy is incredibly rare. Just one in every 400 parents in the entire study was unhappy at both time points, soon after their child was born and then again when their child was 11.
Furthermore, we found that the small minority of married parents who suspect their relationship is on the brink have a similar breakup rate—just under 30 percent—as couples who do not think they are on the brink. That’s not the case for cohabiting parents with newborn children, who, regardless of how secure or insecure they are in their relationship, are more likely than married parents to split up during the next 10 years... Happy wife, happy life. Believe it or not, there’s research to support this. It’s much less true the other way around. For example, in one study of 722 older husbands and wives, husbands reported that they were happier with both marriage and life when their wives were also happy with their marriage. Happy husbands didn’t seem to have the same effect on their wives."
When women are unhappy, they make other people unhappy too
Meme - "theguywhoislonely. Junior Member.
New year eve so I thought maybe they more despo and lonely so i swipe a lot. Talk to many of them in their and still so stuck up. Ask what is my horoscope, then say my horoscope not good this and that. Is horoscope really a testament of one real self? Can't they just lower their standards? Mind you those girls i swipe are XL size, so i was thinking maybe they won't be so choosy but i was wrong! How do guys get attached and married in their 30s? A guy in mid life crisis needs help seriously"
Model refused entry to country as she didn't look like passport photo without make-up - "Tatiana Lin, a Ukrainian actress and model based in Taiwan, says she was barred by border control as she looked too different to the snap without makeup."
Meme - "Hey"
"Your not very tall? Tbh. Why include it in your bio?"
"Umm righto because it's like the first thing people asks. So save them the time"
"Oh well you aren't tall enough for me sorry x"
"Jesus fucking Christ you aren't hot enough to have this shit of a personality"
Meme - "Conscious women birthing babies by multiple men are courageously choosing the responsibility of healing multiple bloodlines simultaneously. Women are God's in human form."
Meme - "When you're trying so hard to be good but your body was made for sin *nun exposing breasts*"
Popular Ex-Porn Star Lana Rhoades Says She was Taken Advantage Of While Doing Porn - "In a plot twist that may surprise many, Pornhub’s former “it girl” Lana Rhoades says she no longer supports the porn industry. Rhoades—real name Amara Maple—has been Pornhub’s most-searched-for porn star for the last three years, and she’s been on the top 20 list for longer than that. Her changed views mean she’s joining with the likes of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa who have spoken out against the industry even as they still rank high on Pornhub’s most-searched-for porn star lists... “I myself am against pornography now from my own experiences"... it all started when she had a conversation with a guy who made a living off of Instagram and YouTube. She said, “I had never shot content with him but he was telling me ‘I’m making $15,000 to do an Instagram post for this YouTube ad’, and I was like, well I’m getting paid $1,200 to do this scene, how is this fair?” “I sort of realized that I was being taken advantage of doing sex work for an amount that people were getting paid way more to just post a picture on Instagram.” Rhoades now says she’s making “more money than she ever did” from porn, and that she’s become a multi-millionaire since leaving the industry."
She was so taken advantage of and it's so bad, she starred in 127 films released from 2016 to 2022 (though she said she retired in 2017) and now has an OnlyFans
If you oppose sex work, you're denounced as a SWERF, so
What are the odds she'd make so much as an influencer if she hadn't done porn?
Alexander James on Twitter - "Some years back my wife and I got into the habit of asking each other ‘do you want comfort or solutions’ when the other was having a bad time. That one sentence can save us from an argument 9/10 times."
Men of Reddit, how would you romantically compliment a stranger (F) that you find attractive? : ask - "It only comes off as creepy if you're old or unattractive honestly"
"Sadly I have to agree. A lot of women won’t admit, but if the guy is super attractive, white, tall and seems to have money, nothing he says sound creepy to a lot of women(not all women ofc), and I’m exaggerating for the sake of the conversation, bc it does depend on what the guy says, but I’m sure you all get the point. This is my personal experience. If someone knows of a scientific study in this regard, I would appreciate the info."
"I can agree to an extent, I definitely can’t lie & not admit to the benefits of being attractive. Attractive men make me feel safer, & I don’t feel creeped out when being approached, depending on their tone, gaze, & what they say. And yes, being younger definitely plays a part too"
"Thank you SO much for being honest, and not attacking me. This shows your maturity and intelligence. I’ve brought up some similar conversations about both men and women and I have been downvoted, and disrespected by men and women alike. But the way I see is this: it’s ok to have honest conversations, even if it makes us seem shallow. Unless we have some thoughtful, honest conversations about issues, nothing would change. We all have a certain level of superficiality in us, we just need to be aware of it, admit to it, and work on it. That’s all. Again, I appreciate you🌸"
"Hah i feel like people who downvote or react angrily to these comments just do it for the sake of being "politically correct" most of the time without knowing it. Like you can't say certain things because it paints one group of people in a bad light or something and that's not fair or doesn't reflect equality so it shouldn't be said. I mean idk if that's actually why they downvote but maybe on the reasons. But like you said sometimes we should be able to speak from our gut even if we don't fully understand it but at least it opens a point of discussion. Damn i feel like im rambling and don't even know if i got my point across"
Mirror
I work at one of the top ‘breastaurants’ in the US – I make $167 per hour in tips but the makeup rules are ‘very strict' - "Jade (@jadeehaley) is a mom who works at Twin Peaks, a "breastaurant" similar to Hooters. The official uniform calls to mind a lumberjack outfit, perfectly in keeping with the brand's "mountain lodge" theme... "So, this is what I make in a day working at Twin Peaks," Jade said, standing in a coat and holding a stack of money. She counted up bills, and in cash, she made $1,026. After tipping out the back-of-house staff, her credit card tips came to $143. Over the course of a seven-hour shift on a Thursday, she made $1,169 in tips alone. "That's about $167 per hour, which is a win for me," Jade cheered... Jade explained that her restaurant is in Odeassa, Texas, which attracts a lot of customers who work in the oil industry. "My location is number one in the nation so that has a lot to do with how much we make"... "They don’t allow piercings on the face or crazy hair colors," she said. Jade also said the chain had "very strict makeup and hair rules," but she didn't mind it."
Thread by @p8stie on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App - " HOW TO GET A RICH GUY TO DATE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A MID: a thread The question of how to bag a rich man preoccupies many women. Some think that rich men are only for very attractive women. This is simply not true. If you’re looking for the truth about rich men and how to get them even if you’re not that attractive, this thread is for you The first thing to keep in mind about rich men is that many of them are very insecure and don’t do well with women. 9/10 times, if they didn’t have money, they would have NO GIRLS. Deep down, they know this. (You can very subtly allude to this to make him insecure if needed) This truth about rich men counts for both new and old money. Old money’s dad got a trophy wife for the money and has weird genetics because of it new money spent literally millions of hours slaving away to get into the upper class why? Because he can’t get girls another way The first thing to do is insert yourself in rich male spaces. Attend cigar lounges, sit in the lobbies of fancy business hotels, get a job at a golf club, smoke cigarettes at a cafe outside of your local Merrill lynch office, or hang around the rich guy AA Meetings While you’re there work on your manners. The rich never say things like they are, there’s always some kind of passive aggressive syrup over it. Learn how to navigate this. Always be poised, polite and well dressed He’s used to stupid gold diggers so never directly ask for money. Have your own. You want the diamond ring and the house, right? Not just some random gifts. This is the long game. Don’t act trashy by being too expectant. Let him offer. If you really need something, just hint 9/10 rich men who try to dominate and humiliate and humble other men are SIMPS for women. Look up Napoleon and even Julius Caesar. They’re extremely easy to hoodwink. Start early getting him addicted to your affection. Give and take away with ease. Flatter heavily then insult Establish yourself as a partner figure. Be intelligent and conniving. He’s used to having no one on his side, women trying to use him, and people just being out to get him. Make him feel like he can trust you and that you’re his equal. Rich men always, without fail, have mommy issues. Prey on this. Figure out how his mom raised him and what she was like and repeat those patterns. He will be addicted to you without even understanding why. Establish yourself above other women with your BEHAVIOR since you can’t do it with your looks. Women married to rich men are spoiled like children and have some of the worst behavior problems of all time. You can easily establish yourself above his peers wives Keep yourself in good physical shape and play sports. This will help you both network with other rich people on the tennis court and while playing golf and sailing etc but it will also singal to him that even if you’re mid, you are still healthy and will pass on strong genes It will also signal that you’ll age well and are a good long term solution. Other gold diggers will always be circling him and since he’s a natural simp, he might fall for it if theyre more attractive than him That’s why you have to educate him on the nature of gold digging women. If you expose them, he’ll never suspect you’re one of them Establish yourself with some religion or ideology and start policing people and especially other women based on its values. This highly institutional virtue signaling behavior will help you to control the masses and he knows that The religion or political ideology will also serve as an excuse for you to get whatever you want. You can drag him into the ideology and use its values to lawyer him into doing things for you"
Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, LoL player unfazed - "while staying at a famous hotel in the country, the cosplayer heard a knock at their door. His girlfriend and fellow cosplayer, Sin Xin, stood up, briefly leaving her ongoing League of Legends game to open the door. Before Sin Xin could react, a mysterious girl rushed inside the room, took off her clothes, and lay in the bed next to Kim Sermchutipas, covering herself in a blanket. Kim claimed that the woman fell asleep on their bed and that he himself was so confused as to what was going on. He tried to sit up but the strange woman wouldn’t let him. As he laid there, his girlfriend continued playing her game of League of Legends. She didn’t seem to care about the situation and told him to handle it himself. Things were eventually resolved when he called the hotel receptionist to take the mysterious woman out of the room. It turned out that the woman had a psychological illness and forgot to take her medicine, which resulted in this incident."
'Hooters for incels' cafe hiring more staff after seeing business boom - "Animaid Cafe waitresses at the Japanese-inspired eatery wear short skirts as part of their manga-style uniform. It was slammed by local councillor Joanne Harding last month who said it made her “flesh crawl.” One customer also dubbed the cafe in Manchester ‘Hooters for incels'... “'A "maid cafe" - No touching or asking to touch the maids. ”We have a gender-based violence strategy and ask "is this ok?” Many locals agreed with Harding and slammed the venue for its bizarre list of rules. However, the cafe responded to the claims and insisted the touching rules were there to empower the maids."
Weird how having rules about no contact is sexist. It's almost as if feminists want more instances of sexual harassment to weaponise
Meme - Rubyn Warren II @rubyncomedy: "Women will hop online and tell us both of them are beautiful with equal dating options. And be dead serious. *fat woman vs thin woman*"
Meme - Sarah Abdullah: "I got a haircut and no one noticed" *hijab*
ZUBY: on Twitter - "Women: "I want a good-looking man who is ambitious, tall, smart, charming, funny, strong, stable, has his own place, a car, a good job..."
Society: YAS SIS! DON'T SETTLE! NO BROKE BOYS! SLAYYY!
Men: "I want an attractive young woman who is not annoying..."
Society: 😡🤬😡"
Meme - "When you've made so many bad decisions he comes to talk to you in person *Jesus lecturing almost-naked woman in underwear, nipple stickers and heeled boots and baseball cap*"
Meme - "That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar *looking down at breasts*"
Meme - Autumn Wilson: "I got 3 baby daddies .....I can't help that my *pussy* good"
DatDamn Brittney: "&&' I got 4"
Shakia L. Mcintye: "Got 5"
They all seem to be black. Theories about why: "the men who knock them up catch prison sentences soon after"
"Also they don’t use contraception of any kind, came from fatherless homes themselves, the woman will try to entrap a man she barely knows by getting pregnant in the hopes his gang banging will support her. Shall I go on?"
Meme - Kimora Wolfe: "Sex workers who have never seen their clients in person should be quiet and listen when full service workers and dancers are speaking. That is all. Carry on."
Intersectionality!
Meme - "How I look at women after I jerk off for the third time in a day, knowing I have totally nullified their power"
Meme - "Wife: Are you still at Home Depot?
Me: Yeah, just looking at things I want but can't afford. *busty blonde*"
Meme - Cat: "He seems nice but if he keeps licking there he's never going to get the rest of her clean"
H. Pearl Davis on Twitter: "A conversation I have often:
Quebec Restaurant Chain Frites Alors! Deletes Smoked Meat Genitalia Post - "It was International Women’s Day on Mar 8 and to celebrate, Quebec restaurant chain Frite Alors! posted and subsequently deleted a picture on Facebook of a smoked meat sandwich that resembles the shape of female genitalia."
Meme - "I SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND 3 TIMES A WEEK."
who cares on Twitter - "All women are bi. It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar."
Meme - stoned cold fox @roastmalone_: "gotta apologize to male authors because I just walked down the stairs and it turns out my chest did actually breast boobily
Meme - "Her: Go on, feel it *flexes biceps*
Meme - "Erin 23
Meme - "you know I've always found you immensely physically attractive. but with your disability its like youre only half a man to me idk it sounds rude"
Meme - "My Boyfriend Got My Mom Pregnant..."
Meme - "I wish my husband wouldn't sexualize me" Meme - "WOMAN: I'M OFF WORK FOR THE WEEK Meme - "When he cums inside you and you can feel his dick pulsating *Little Mermaid*"
Meme - "The Greatest Love Story Of All Time Meme - "I didn't cum" Meme - "Girlfriend, Work, Stress *kick man*" Meme - "I'm never asking a man to buy me tampons again Meme - "Dad : Why is men's day not as popular as women's day ? Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day son !"
Kashyap Kadagattur 🇮🇳 on Twitter - "Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri. the only women who listen to men 😂"
Meme - ""Grown men" , why are you still playing video games ?"
Man’s NOT Barry Roux on Twitter - "If you love a man, you must love everything he loves, if he loves another woman, you must love her as well."
Meme - "girl : *cheats* Meme - "What do you want to do in the anarcho-commune? Meme - "Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?" Meme - "Genti 26 Meme - *Pretty woman*
"Kristen, 29
Just a girl looking for special someone to leave my vagina looking like a punched lasagna. A man who isn't afraid to crack an egg in my ass & fuck me so hard it scrambles. A family focused gentleman who is willing to turn my mouth into a daycare center with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic hardcore anal fisting midget porn with."
Me: “Have you ever been cheated on?”
Girl: “Yes”
Me: “Did you leave when you found out?”
Her: No
Me: When did you leave?
They always say more or less when he stopped cheating 🤣🤣🤣"
"I ONLY DO SO ONCE A WEEK."
"BUT YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!"
"OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND..."
them thangs were thanging
What I mistook as bad writing was actually soul baring honesty"
Me: *grabs breasts*"
43 km away
About me: I can't see my haters because I have cum in my eyes"
"you weigh almost 250lbs its like you're actually two and a half women to me idk it sounds rude"
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE"
"My Brother Got Me Pregnant..."
"My Mother Is My Sister..."
"My Father Got Me Pregnant..."
"I'm In Love With My Dog"
"Wish I could dress comfortably in my own house without having to turn down sex My husband & I have been together 10 yrs, 5 married. We have a toddler w/ autism & are in a good place. I'd like to wear comfy clothes in my own home w/o being sexualized. We have sex 2-3x a week which I feel is decent. I hate having to reject my husband every time. Assumptions are"
"40+ Times People Confessed Their Dirty Little Secrets on Social Media"
MAN: THATS GREAT, yOu CAN RELAX... YOU'VE EARNT IT"
MAN: "I'M OFF WORK FOR THE WEEK
WOMAN WELL DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA SIT ON YOUR ARSE ALL WEEK, I'VE GOT A LIST OF JOBS FOR YOU TO DO"
I slept with a homeless man and then let him drown. *Rose from Titanic*"
"well excuse me we both didn't pay for dinner so we both don't need to cum"
"Side-Chick *love*"
So help me out I'm a bit lost here... you planning on hitting sport mode today or are you more a secret agent vibe"
"Same reason you wear makeup. Nice lil escape from reality"
boy : *finds out*
girl : *cries*"
Garden, read stories, cook, clean, play cards, teach kids...
So basically you want to be a trad wife?
WTF NOOO!"
"To prepare for the stress"
Online now
This app makes womar think they're special snowflakes and have an endless bounty of cock to choose but they're all Just used up holes"
*Man hugs her face to his chest*
*makeup comes off*
*ugly woman*