Meme - "Excuse me miss have you ever been arrested"
"yeah. how could you tell"
"I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious"
"aggravated assault"
Meme - "I had sex with a smaller dick for the first time and wow
nsfw
It was absolutely amazing. His dick was the perfect size to reach my g-spot, which I didn't even know where it was until today. It added an incredible sensation I've never felt before. I'm seriously speechless because never in my life have I experienced being so wet. Idek if this is the right sub for this but wow my perspective on sex has changed.
Edit: Why is it only other men bringing down small dicks? Just cause I had a more pleasing experience than I ever have with bigger dicks, it makes this post fake since small dicks couldn't possibly please a woman? Not everything is a porno, big dicks aren't everything. And if you read through these comments a lot of women have had the same experience as I have. Listen to the women. Small dick kings, rise up."
Meme - "Angel 45
6 feet
7 figures
8 inches
Or keep it movin."
Jeff Bezos' Ex-Wife Mackenzie Scott's Divorce From Second Husband Finalized - "MacKenzie filed to end things back in September, a little more than a year after they tied the knot, and now the book is closed on her second marriage."
Clearly the divorce with Bezos was his fault
Meme - "Girls be like "no one cares ahout your muscles" then post their fatherless child"
Man’s NOT Barry Roux on Twitter - "When a man pays bills it’s normal. When a woman pays her bills she’s a Queen of the jungle, independent, strong woman, wakanda forever, terminator, aunt rich rich"
Meme - Moinak @moinakasm: "Some females won't date a guy that lives with his mom but will date a guy that lives with his wife."
Meme - Marie @p8stie: "No woman who goes to Italy on vacation is to be trusted. Italy is just Thailand for women"
Meme - "Why are straight guys so obssessed with lesbians?"
"Wow, this chocolate bar sure is good. But you know what would make it better? WOW! Another chocolate bar! Two of the thing I like, together!"
Meme - "Black girls say daddy and mexican girls say papi. wtf white girls say?"
"Punch me harder Kyle"
Dubai porta potty: Influencers are apparently being pooped on for cash - "influencers being paid to fly out to Dubai in order to be pooped on (or in) for cash, get expensive gifts, and experience extravagant hotel stays for free... One particular video shows a 26-year-old woman reading out a contract nervously, in which she consents to being flown to Dubai and getting an STD check to perform certain sexual acts on her client — a Sultan Ali — and have sexual acts performed on herself. The woman also says she’ll be participating in sexual intercourse with a client’s underage brother. She adds that two weeks before she flies out, she’ll receive US$25,000 of a total US$50,000. The rest is paid once the job is complete. Aside from this, there are also NFSW clips online, showing women being defecated on, allegedly in the role of a Dubai porta potty... One website apparently dedicated to recruiting human toilets for Dubai’s wealthy — which includes local elites and rich foreigners — is dubaiportapotty.top... “Consider becoming a Porta Potty today and start earning 7 figures in $$$ within a short period of time,” the website homepage states. “The difference between the rich and the poor is not hard work but the ability to be smart, proactive, privy to vital information, and being in the right place at the right time.”... Dubai has had a reputation for flying in sex workers and trafficking women into the sex trade for decades. It’s been called an international sex tourism hub, even though sex work is technically illegal across all states in the United Arab Emirates... with some of the confessors alleging that children, animals, and non-consenting adults could be involved, the topic has evolved into a darker one"
Preschool teacher fired for making adult content in school's bathroom - "A preschool teacher in Massachusetts has been fired after concerned parents and staff discovered she was producing OnlyFans content in a school bathroom. Brenna Percy, who formerly worked at Longmeadow’s Wolf Swamp Road School, was ford after it was discovered that she was doing seedy side work in the staff bathrooms"
Star who broke her back at TwitchCon says she misses her back being blown out after quitting adult content - "Update: The adult actress who went viral in a video of her breaking her back at Twitchcon has announced her retirement from making adult content. Adriana Chechik’s announcement came only a day after she made a shocking admission on Twitter. “I wish I could get f****d like this again but not sure if my back will ever allow it without pain,” she wrote with a link to an adult video."
She told her boyfriend she wanted to go to a strip club. Then came violence, cops say - "the destination was The Nauti Parrot Tiki Hut. The arriving deputy made contact with the man, who explained that his live-in girlfriend, later identified as Elizabeth Ann Sherlock-Mason, 61, initially wanted him to take her to a nearby strip club called Lookers... The boyfriend, 69, suggested they go to dinner first. Once they arrived to the restaurant, she began drinking and “becoming verbally abusive,” so he decided it was best they leave and stood up from his bar stool. Mason apparently wanted to stay, and grabbed her boyfriend’s neck with “both hands In an attempt to choke him”"
Meme - Gone girl @khomotsoace: "I was arguing with my son and I almost said atleast I know who my father is. yuuuh guys"
Meme - Stephanie Amaya @stephanie02218: "Girls get friend zoned too. Only difference is the guy will still sleep with you"
Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio: "Seems like men are more generous with their friends"
Woman divorced husband for 'military doctor' she met online and lost over $200k - "A mother of three was so in love with a man she met online that she surrendered more than $200,000 worth of her insurance policies and divorced her husband. The 40-year-old woman believed her lover, who claimed to be a military doctor from the United States, needed the funds to pay his hospital bills after being shot by terrorists while on a mission in South Sudan. Her husband discovered the affair and reported the money transfers to the police. But even when police officers told her she was being scammed, she refused to believe them until it was too late... “She believed when (her lover) recovered, he would come to Singapore and take care of the three children with her.” DAC Yap said the children were 12, nine and two years old. Over three months, police officers tried to convince the woman, an accountant, that she was a victim of a love scam. They immediately recognised that the photographs the woman’s lover had sent, which he claimed were taken at a hospital, were heavily photoshopped. DAC Yap said: “My officers spoke to her many times, but she just did not believe us.” She finally accepted the truth after she noticed that the e-mails from the hospital used the same e-mail address that her lover used. Although police officers were unable to prevent the initial transfer of more than $200,000, they recovered $170,000 of the losses by freezing the bank accounts to which the woman sent the funds. DAC Yap said: “She faced more than financial losses. Her husband said they were unable to reverse their relationship. The three children suffered, and she borrowed from her friends and relatives. They might not get the money back... “We have seen all education types (of scam victims). From illiterate folks to PhD holders. From students, hawkers and cleaners, to office workers. Even university professors and company chief executives. No one is spared. “Scammers prey on hopes, dreams and fears. You want a better financial future, you want to find love and happiness, so we have love scams. Nobody wants to be in trouble with the law, so we have government impersonation scams.”"
At Coyote Ugly in NYC women leave bras, then want them back - "Tens of thousands of women have drunkenly taken off their bras to add to the collection decorating the famously raunchy East Village gin joint Coyote Ugly Saloon. Some, however, withdraw their support and phone the next day asking to retrieve the tossed lingerie... The brunette beauty first opened Coyote Ugly with her then-business partner and now ex-husband, Tony Piccirillo, in 1993. She decided to staff it with all women — who don cowboy boots and dance on the bar. “Women just made more money … it’s as simple as that,” she said. “I’d like to pretend it was some feminist agenda, but that’s just not true.”... The saloon keeper now runs 27 locations around the globe, and the brand has generated over $1 billion in revenue... In New York City, bartenders never call in sick “because their rents are $2,000 a month,” she said. But her New Orleans barkeeps can be creative. “They’d call in sick: ‘Lil, I can’t come in today. I had rough sex with my boyfriend and one of my fake boobs popped,'” she said. “I had one girl … say, ‘My boyfriend locked me out of the apartment and I’m naked and he chopped off my fingers.'”"
Iggy Azalea declares she'll NEVER join OnlyFans - Apr 2021
Iggy Azalea Joins OnlyFans, Launches 'Hotter Than Hell' Project - "Jan 2023
Meme - "When your parents said no eating in bed but your sister goes to her room with a cucumber"
Single parenting: My generation has fallen for the belief that parenting should be shouldered alone - "Each week – despite knowing that I am a solo mother by choice with a donor-conceived son and no partner at home – my neighbour watches me teeter inside, a leaning tower of motherhood with hefty bags and a yelling child attached to my shins. I smile brightly and say hello, but my mind is a static of expletives: why doesn’t he offer to f------ help?! It’s not entirely my neighbour’s fault. I could ask him to help, but I don’t. What’s stopping me? I consciously chose this solo path, of course, and I embraced all the work and self-reliance it would entail... I’m part of a movement that is trying to reclaim a village-model of parenting. As American author and solo mum Mikki Morrissette writes, “The goal of a single parent is not to raise our children alone. The goal is to consciously create the village in which we and our children will thrive.”"
Weird. Liberals keep claiming that no one chooses to be a single mother, and/or that women are only single mothers because the men abandon them
Female entitlement and female privilege!
Maybe in the past, village-model parenting was more viable because there were fewer single mothers
Feminists aggro men for offering unsolicited help anyway, so too bad
"the only consistency I can find in all their rubbish is that they seek to eliminate all forms of noxious stimuli for women. the "rules" are all made up for that purpose with no attempt to make them consistent with a whole. feminist ethics can be summed up as "woman feel bad bad man feel bad good""
Meme - "When you realize you'll be getting up everyday at 5 in the morning to make his lunch"
Meme - Tinder: "V*** 18
Was gona write something funny but then I remembered I am a woman"
Des handballeuses danoises posent nues avec leur trophée - "Après avoir gagné la EHF-Cup (coupe d'Europe), les handballeuses danoises de l'équipe Tvis Holstebro ont posé nues dans le vestiaire avec leur trophée."
Meme - "so my bf lied to me. he said he was with his nigga Tyrone last night but I KNOW HE LYING.. cause I was with his nigga Tyrone last night"
"Wow leave him girl you deserve better"
Say "I do" to you! Why an increasing number of women are getting married to themselves - "The formal name for self-marriage is Sologamy. It isn't legally binding like a conventional marriage, but there are no laws against it anywhere in the world. Sologamy has reportedly been around since the early 1990s when an American woman, Linda Barker, married herself in front of seven bridesmaids and 75 guests... At first glance, marrying yourself might seem somewhat conceited. However, proponents claim it's a feel-good gesture of self-belief rather than narcissism"
Meme - "Woman 18 miles away
I love mind games, I love drama, I love fake people. music and art mean nothing to me. I have no passions or goals in life. I'm not chill or funny and if you fuck with my friends will help you do it. I would not hesitate to betray any of my loved ones at any moment. I believe every human deserves equal condemnation to an eternity in hell."
Emotional mother leaves fitness class halfway through because she was overwhelmed and intimidated - "Jonica Williams, 40, made a New Year's resolution to improve her health in 2020 for herself and her three children. The journalist, who lives in Sydney, signed up for a group exercise class of high intensity interval training, but walked out halfway through after feeling overwhelmed and self-conscious next to women she saw as 'fit, healthy and attractive'."
⚓️Dannyelly on Twitter - "Roses are red, Violets are blue. Your 2 inches felt like 6 because I had feelings for you."
Facebook - "When daddy broke we deadbeats but when Moma broke she doing her best😂😂😂"
Airman used free surgery from Air Force to end up on the infamous couch - "A US Air Force veteran got more than a ribbon rack on her chest thanks to her military service- and it is helping to launch her adult entertainment career from an all-too-familiar sofa. Jena LaRose, listed on her social media as an adult actress and dancer at Deja Vu Los Angeles, previously served in the United States Air Force. According to an “interview” she conducted with an industry producer in her first video, LaRose got her generous bosoms courtesy of the US taxpayer. “So our tax dollars paid for those,” the interviewer/performer of a well-known “casting couch” series asked LaRose." “Yes,” she replied. The scene was dubbed “Air Force to An*l,” according to LaRose’s Twitter. During her tenure in the USAF, LaRose was reportedly very popular."
Clickbait headline. She said she actually got them after
Army sergeant had the military give her implants for her 'mental health' but then started doing adult entertainment on active-duty - "Kayley Gunner was a human resources specialist in the Army but decided to embark on a new career after her divorce for her now ex-husband. On the Holly Randall Unfiltered podcast, Gunner claimed she was directed by her regular surgeon to an Air Force surgeon, especially if she wanted breast implants. “I told my surgeon about my situation with my husband and that we got divorced, and he would kind of joke about my boobs a lot,” she recalled. “If you have any sort of mental problem with your body or body dysmorphia, they’ll give you free cosmetic surgery because they want their soldiers to be confident.”... Gunner admits she didn’t wait to begin her adult career until after she left the Army, something which is a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. “I actually started camming while I was in the military, which is not allowed. I did it in my last year because I wasn’t making any money,” she said. “I met some girls who were cam girls, I was like, ‘you’re making what I make in a year, but in a month, I need to do what you’re doing’, so when I saw I was getting comfortable with that I could get out of the Army and survive.” She even highlights her military service in her adult videos, for example, one video is titled “Ex-Military First Timer Kayley Gunner Gets…”... “It’s so funny because when I was getting my boobs done, the doctor said, ‘I don’t want to give you porn star boobs, you don’t need huge boobs’, and the irony that I’m a porn star now”"
Meme - "Her: "Who's that Babe?"
Him: "My wife. She says she will be late, she's with you at the mall.""
Meme - "ALYSSA MCKAY
my car got stolen
*bikini and showing off back view*"
Meme - "Laura 26
47, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, bisexual, mom to 3 kids, & 5 dogs, vegan, mentally unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside, chicken nuggets addict."
Meme - "I wish I could explain to my toddler that ice cream will never fill the empty hole inside of her. Only sex can do that
This Tweet has been deleted."
Meme - "When you put the tip in and she wet AF but you still got 7" left. *Winnie the Pooh in honeycomb cave*
Meme - "The truth is... Men do everything for themselves but you'll never hear a man calling himself a strong independent man"
A Florida OnlyFans model is suing her local school district, saying sexually explicit images of her were shared among staff at her children's school - "A Florida OnlyFans model is suing her local school district, saying sexually explicit images of her were shared among staff at her children's school. Victoria Triece, 31, is seeking damages from Orange County Public Schools, citing cyber-harassment and invasion of privacy, a complaint, filed Tuesday, says. According to the complaint, Triece displays sexually explicit images on her OnlyFans site, but "reasonably expected" these images "would not be shared with teachers, principals," and school district staff. As a result of the dissemination of the images, Triece "has suffered shame, humiliation, mental anguish, hurt feelings, and aggravation," the complaint says."
Meme - "Me getting into my first lesbian relationship thinking it would be so much better than being with men
Gets lied to, cheated on, and manipulated almost worse than by any man"
Meme - "Popularity of butt plugs and dildos by size of toy and gender of buyer
Dildo sales by size of toy and gender of buyer
*Shorter than ~7.3 inches - Bought more often by women than men*
*Longer than ~7.3 inches - Bought more often by men than women*
*6 inches: Most popular among women (25%) and men (20%)*
Butt plug sales by size of toy and gender of buyer
*Narrower than 4.15 inches - Bought more often by women than men*
*Wider than 4.15 inches - Bought more often by men than women*
*3 inches: Most popular among women (33%) and men (23%)*"
Source
Meme - "Shy, nerdy 18 year old I met on Tinder"
"Cookies made from dough she put up her ass"
Meme - "A man brings his best buddy home for dinner...unannounced at 7:30pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?!?"
Husband: "Because he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!""
Meme - "Girls after masturbating: I'll fucking do it again
Boys after masturbating: Looking back, my life has been nothing but failures..."
Meme - "Some husbands hold their wife's hand in malls because if they leave her hand, she'll go for shopping. It looks "Romantic" but it's actually "Economic""
Meme - Lauren @itslaurendotcom: "Why is it soooo hard to find a decent partner in this day and age, 30 years and still not met my soul mate"
Lauren @itslaurendotcom: "Onlyfans.com/itslaurendotcom"
Meme - DARIUS @Darius_M4: "If women weren't sexually attractive, men wouldn't bother talking to them. Women are boring. Men are more interesting, funnier, and overall a better source of conversation than women. You wouldn't waste time talk- ing to a woman unless you wanted to have sex with her."
Meme - Kuver @sirkuver: "Did 150 push ups today."
Caroll Payne @Caroll2222: "Wow! what's the secret?"
Kuver @sirkuver: "I just imagined you under me."
Meme - Nicole Ashly: "My BD stole my car and has my other BD (that I absolutely despise) riding around with him. IN MY CAR! Gosh, I've never been so upset in my life."
Meme - "When I tried a new therapist for the first time and she undiagnosed me with depression/anxiety/ocd/adhd and told me that i was lazy and needed to stop feeling sorry for myself"
Meme - Alex Valaitis @alex_valaitis: "Prediction: By 2025, over half of the top OnlyFans accounts will be Al-generated models secretly run by men. (none of the women below are real)"
Meme - "Les meufs en Afrique lors du 6eme RDV
Jusqu'ici t'as été un mec sympa tu mérites un bisou.
Les meufs en Europe lors du 1er RDV
*Enlevant ses sous vêtements*"
Meme - "The Basic Bitch Starter Pack for Millennials: Be "unique" by doing exactly as everyone else
*Checklist/number of countries visited with corresponding photo; refer to what's "next" on your "bucket list"
Have love for "Mindfulness", Brunch, "Positive Vibes", "Wanderlust", "Wine!", Passport Stamps!, Craft Beer, Being "random"
*pictures with exotic animals (e.g. baby elephants or tigers)
*matching tattoos
*Attend Coachella, Burning Man, etc
*teach/practice yoga and refer to self as a Yogi
Use "adventure" as a verb e.g. "let's go adventure' or "looking for someone to adventure with"
*go skydiving
THE ALCHEMIST *talk about how this book changed your life
*get your septum pierced
*dye hair blue/pink/etc
*have multiple diet restriction
Most importantly - never be able to explain "why" you have done any of these things beyond a sentence or two"
Meme - "EWW, YOU MAKE LESS MONEY THAN ME AND DON'T HAVE A GOOD JOB"
"I WORK HARD TO PROVIDE FOR OUR FAMILY"
"NOOO! YOU SPEND ALL THE TIME WORKING AND DON'T PAY EHOUGH ATTENTION TO ME. I'M DIVORCING YOU AND TAKING HALE OF YOUR MONEY"
Meme - "Twin Sisters with totally different aestheetics
One says daddy the other says father"
Meme - bebeew @biensuranalpb: "Enft je veux pas de lui mais je veux pas qu'il ai une autre meuf. Je veux qu'lui il veut QUE MOI mais moi je veux pas de lui"
Meme - "Telling my therapist how hard it is to catch my squirt in jars 2 sell on reddit and she asks if on speaking terms with my dad yet"
Meme - "You know what I call guys under 6 foot? Friends. San Clemente. 6 ft and I wear heels. Everyone is so buff and I'm all exercise? I think you mean extra fries. Disclaimer: all conversations will be screenshot and sent to my friends. PS. touch my butt"
Meme - "STOP OBJECTIFYING ME!! *midriff-baring outfit with tight jeans*"
Meme - "MADONNA IS NOW OFFICIALLY A MUPPET. *Janice*"
Facebook - "All this commentary on Madonna’s appearance is clear evidence of sexism. Such a thing would never happen to a man. Remember popstar and noted pedophile Michael Jackson? Literally no one ever mocked him for his bad plastic surgery! "
Madonna: Criticism of my face is 'ageist and misogynistic'
Only men can be criticised
Opinion | Madonna’s New Face Is a Brilliant Provocation - The New York Times - "I’d like to think that our era’s greatest chameleon, a woman who has always been intentional about her reinvention, was doing something slyer, more subversive, by serving us both a new — if not necessarily improved — face and a side of critique about the work of beauty, the inevitability of aging, and the impossible bind in which older female celebrities find themselves"
When you read what you want to read
Stars who ARE ageing gracefully unlike Madonna
Weird. We're told that women get criticised either way
Meme - "Send your lady some flowers to work on Valentine's Day from a secret admirer. If she don't bring the flowers home.. She cheating fam"
Meme - "I was just searching "calligraghers working" to populate a presentation slide and coming up with only photos of men working. So I googled "women working on calligraphy* and these were the top images. Once again, I am udderly thrilled and not embarrassed at all to be a female member of the human species on planet Earth *women exposing cleavage*"
I was unable to replicate this
Meme - "Tinder
Sarah 31
I'm 31 in a small town, of course I have children and multiple baby daddies; I don't however have a meth addiction... So like it could be worse... and I'm small town hot, and have all my teeth.."
Meme - "JUST PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! My examiner, Paul, said the man I hit when I iwent through the red light really should have been more careful crossing the road! *breasts*"