By Brian Bilston:
Uninspirational Quotes
"No matter how big the problem,
it's never too late to run away."
"Every morning is another chance
to have an even more awful day."
"Remember, no task is too immense —
the word itself says "I'm mense".
"Regard Life not as a competition,
more as a sequence of non-events."
"Inside every opportunity is
a disappointment waiting to happen."
"Never be overawed by your ordinariness.
Make it your passion."
"It's not about the winning or losing,
it's the falling apart that counts."
"Let adversity be your trampoline —
one that's broken and won't make you bounce."
"It takes seventeen muscles to smile
but fewer than that to frown."
"An inspirational quote is like a parachute —
it can really get you down."