Tuesday, November 08, 2022

Links - 8th November 2022 (2 - Women)

Emily Ratajkowski says women shouldn't be blamed if they get with someone in a relationship - "Emily Ratajkowski claims men who cheat while in a relationship should be held accountable rather than blaming the woman who they had an affair with. Her remarks come after a 23-year-old influencer claimed to have had an affair with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine last year. Instagram model Sumner Stroh had accused Levine of cheating on his wife Behati Prinsloo with her and even wanted to name his baby after her."
Women have no agency
Addendum: Time to raise the age of consent for women, since she claimed older men are predatory

Meme - "Yeah lacrosse. And we had a class together lol"
"I had lacrosse typed and didn't wanna feel like an asshole if was wrong. Yes I remember. I don't remember the class haha but I remember you being in it. I'm pretty sure you came to my house for parties a few times too"
"Haha Yeah I think so, I don't remember much. Did we ever hook up before?
Not to sound like a slooot"
"Match with girl from my college on Bumble, I was a senior she was a freshman. I barely talked to her.. she doesn’t even know if we banged or not. Not a red flag at all."

Meme - "Jennifer, 30
I'm a single mother of 6 with another on the way. Don't hit me up to waste mine or my kids' times. I'm a good mom and my kids will always come first. You will pay for the first date and don't expect me to drink with you either. I have standards, I wont kiss you until the 5th date so don't ask about that either. Please know how to work on cars as I'll likely need your help with that. What else would you be good for anyway? Don't be covered in tattoos or I'll never be able to take you home."

Meme - "Anastasia 38
If you're over 35, it's time to forget about young girls and find a woman who can recognise signs of a stroke."

Meme - "Makes me cringe how 15 & 16 year old girls are going out, getting into nightclubs, but it’s always the guys fault if he takes one home? You're in a club for 18+ don't ruin someone else life because you think you're big and clever. When you're not. Go home."

Meme - "This guy had checks of him and his new wife printed so he could write alimony checks to his ex.
Never been happier!! I love my wife!!"

Meme - "A guy literally responded to my nudes last night with a picture of his Taco Bell. The ego bruise is unrecoverable.
"Or maybe he was being poetic... Like, "Damn gurl, you have so many layers like a crunchwrap supreme & you're thicc like the cheese in a quesarito plus you hit like a sip of tropical lime Baja"

Meme - "I got drunk and called my baby daddy over to fuck me. His punk ass know how i be when i drink so he brought 2 more niggas wit him and i fucked all 3 of them
Wtf this blew tf up. Well just so yall know i did consent
Would've been nice to know who the other 2 niggas was tho"

Meme - "EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WEAR WHATEVER SHE FEELS MOST CONFIDENT IN *suicide vest*"

Sex, Frustration and Sextoys: Bob to the rescue - FML - "Today, and for a while, I've been on a dry spell, so I bust out my good old battery-operated boyfriend (B.O.B.) to break the spell. The film I found to assist in my task had actors who looked like my ex and me. I had the best orgasm I've ever had, while also bawling my eyes out at the same time. Therapy it is then. FML"

Meme - "If they learn how to cook chicken it's over for black women"

Meme - "Dj fuck @eggshellfriend: "I love being a woman in STEM *dildo stuck to amp*"

OnlyFans Model Claims She Slept With Meta Employees to Revive Instagram Account - "Kitty Lixo, an OnlyFans Model and podcast host, claimed that she had to sleep with Meta employees to get back her account, which had 1.5 lakh followers... Kitty said that there was “no quid pro quo” while getting her Instagram account back. “There was no explicit exchange for services for sex or whatever,” she said. The goal, as Kitty clarifies, was to rally the employees into liking her, so that they would put her account on review. She claims that her case highlights the arbitrary nature of the process of decision-making that takes place on Instagram, and it is not about sleeping with somebody for favours. Kitty mentioned that she has not heard anything from Meta ever since the podcast bit went viral."

'We broke the rules and were banned from OnlyFans - some say we took it too far' - "Lana Micheals was banned from OnlyFans for breastfeeding her boyfriend while using the platform – but now claims to have embraced a new kink while working as an escort in Spain. The adult content creator previously said she missed breastfeeding her children so moved on to her boyfriend as it was the perfect foreplay for them... While Lana says she never posted any content relating to her partner drinking her breastmilk on O n lyFans, she says she was banned from the platform for simply being associated with it. Not letting the ban get her down, Lana now shares her content with SinParty and has discovered she now has a new kink when she tasted her partner's urine after a heated sex session... Nicole Doshi moved from China to make a new life in the US and after working in a massage parlour and an estate agency and quickly found success as an adult model before she was banned from OnlyFans... She appeared on the podcast with fellow adult model Kazumi Squirts, who said adult performers aren’t allowed to sleep with fans on the platform... While Shahira Barry wasn’t banned from OnlyFans, she made the decision to ditch her X-rated account after being banned on other social media sites such as TikTok and Snapchat. The former teacher turned glamour model from Galway said she gave up OnlyFans because it cost her other potential deals as it wasn't "brand friendly". The brunette, whose CV includes partying with Hugh Hefner in the Playboy mansion and being Kim Kardashian's body double, set up a profile on the racy subscription-based site during the pandemic."

I busted my boyfriend for cheating — when he lasted too long in bed - "“He lasted longer than usual in bed,” 22-year-old Pernille Torhov, from Norway, said of the tantalizing tell, which she noticed during a lovemaking session just after her beau had returned from a trip. She claimed they had been dating for four months when he told her he was going on a jaunt to a cabin with his pals... She was furthermore disappointed with his delivery — via social media app. Insisting they break up “face-to-face,” the star-crossed lovers would rekindle their romance in the end. “I decided to give him a second chance and he’s turned out to be a very sweet and nice boy”"

Meme - "I make $20 hour"
"You're broke. You can't afford me"
"I love you babe"
*man in prison*

FOREVER WILIN on Twitter - "No babe your boobs are perfect the big ones scare me"

Meme - "Just because the wrapper is wrinkled, doesn't mean the candy isn't sweet."
Old woman: "Old pussy is better than no pussy"

Meme - Woman: "I'm sure he broke up with me because I'm ugly"
Dog: "Oh no don't say that! You're beautiful. YOU'RE JUST TOXIC AND DON'T TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ANYTHING"

Motorcycle Peanut on Twitter - "Caption: Freyja-goddess of love, sex, beauty, fertility, gold, war, death, witchcraft, and cats. Proof the vikings understood women. ... Yasssssss! In my next incarnation I greatly desire to have a cat powered chariot. That is all."

Nekane - GIF - Imgur (NSFW)

Meme - "no, I do not want to pole on your stick. Thank you for the offer."

Meme - girls: "hundreds of compliments everyday" *ignoring*
guys: "a compliment they had a year ago" *still happy*

Meme - "What Have You Said Silently while Having sex"
Julia Snider: "This fucking hurts and I never get to cum. Why do I keep doing this? Why won't he use condoms and lube when I ask him to? I feel like I'm just a toy for him. I should really quit coming here."
Comments: "She’s probably lonely and just putting up with it to feel a connection or in hopes he’ll choose her as a partner."
"Somewhat reminds me of the story of Tillian Pearson (lead singer of Dance Gavin Dance) of this chick that claimed SA on him and shit, but not only kept going back to see him, but went to other states while they were touring just to hook up with him."
"And yet.....she came back...."
"Guys don't get this, but I believe her that she didn't [like it]. She liked HAVING DONE IT. She loves being wanted. She feels powerful that some dude wants her. But the act itself is to be endured... Guys have sex because they like it, yeah? Guys don't tend to do things they don't like, generally. And guys, being (more) rational creatures, assume that other humans are like them, in that they won't tend to do things they don't like. Women do things we don't like ALL. THE. TIME. And we expect you to notice and praise us for that sacrifice. You think, "Oh, please, she wouldn't do it if she didn't like it." And feminism comes in and takes this problem and subverts and perverts it-- "He is just using you, girl! You need to FoCuS oN YoUrSeLf!" Women need to grow up and develop agency, and that means acknowledging WHY we sacrifice. We give tit because we want tat, and we are afraid to directly ask for tat because you might say no. But if we just give you the tit, you might just give up that tat out of guilt or shame or whatever. But it is an escalating game. What we give up has to be grander and grander in scale, and guilt and shame are diminishing at the same time. So this sexual arms race is producing a ton of casualties, like that girl in the meme."
"that’s a really interesting perspective I’ve never heard before. The male version is “bad sex is better than no sex”, which may be true for some, but not necessarily all men."
"Plot twist: Julia was using a dildo."
"the act of who is doing it turns her on but the caviat is enduring it"
"i always say "people treat you the way that you allow them to""
"Less agency than a small child"
"Communicate with your partner dummy"
"Women really say shit like this and expect us to pity them"

Meme - mimi @mihletshemese: "i cheated on my husband with my rich boss he ended up being an abusive monster who beat me up and made me sick , I bumped into my ex husband and he's married again has a son and owns the same pharmacy I fetch my medicine from."

Meme - "I [25F] revenge cheated on my husband [27M] and then found out he didn't cheat in the first place. He was just meeting his sister. I don't know what to do now.
TLDR: My husband went on a business trip and during the trip he went on a date with some girl. As revenge went on a few tinder dates and had few one night stands. Later it turned out the girl was his sister. Now I feel bad, because I did a wrong thing. But it wasn't my fault.
Hello redditors, I have made a humongous mistake and it's eating me up. I'm crying all the time and I don't know what to do. To put you more into the context, me and my husband grew up near the city B, but we moved to city A that is 14 hour drive away. Two weeks ago my husband was going on a week long trip to city B. One day into the trip I get message from my friend telling me that she is having a meal at certain restaurant and that my husband few tables next to her having a meal with good looking young girl. She even sent me a photo of them. They were laughing and stuff, it wasn't business meeting (besides that my hubby didn't tell me he will have meetings there). At this point I knew what was going on, he was cheating on me. My intuition was telling it to me and the way how happy they looked at that photo just got me angry. One thing I hate the most is the infidelity. At this point I was just craving revenge on him. I have installed Tinder (it's a dating app) and I went on a date with first attractive tall man that asked me out. The date quickly lead to one night stand and it got me extremely satisfied. But it didn't end there. The next evening as I was having the same angry feelings so I found another attractive tall guy on Tinder and yeah. The another evening? Once again, the same scenario. However after that, I was video calling my hubby and he casually mentioned speaking to his sister about something. At this point gears in my head started turning. His sister lives in city B. I pulled up her facebook and I have realized my mistake. Girl on the photo was indeed his sister. I didn't see her for a long time since we live far away and now even with the covid and stuff. She looks different than I remember her. don't know what to do now, reddit. I feel like trash. This whole revenge cheating was mistake. But it's not my fault, I mean I was in the situation where it looked like my hubby is cheating on me. Everybody would react the same if they were in this situation. My husband is now back home from the trip, but I feel huge anxiety next to him. Even looking in his eyes in painful. I'm secretly crying. I don't know if I should tell him or try to forget about the thing. The whole thing was stupid mistake anyway. My husband is a good man that makes a lot of money and can take care of me, I can't break up with him. Tell me please what to do.
EDIT: I came here for advice and not for judgments. Please don't attack me.
EDIT2: For all the haters and downvoters, fuck you! Go somewhere else!"

Meme - "When he's yelling commands at the dog but the Daddy voice has you all kinds of turned on
Why am I like this"

Meme - Emely @EmelyHernandezl: "dislocated my knee today doing a tiktok dance"

CHRIS 🏂 on Twitter - "girls be better than the FBI at finding stuff but can’t find a good man"

Alcohol, Drunk and Love: I get around - FML - "Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML"

Meme - "This lady at work told me she left her first husband because he didn't pay 100% of the bills. he wanted at 70/30 split . Now she's working 2 jobs I guess she won't settle for less"

What It’s Like to Be a Really Beautiful Woman - "One of the worst things about being beautiful is that other women absolutely despise you. Women have made me cry my whole life. When I try to make friends with a woman, I feel like I’m a guy trying to woo her. Women don’t trust me. They don’t want me around their husbands. I’m often excluded from parties, with no explanation. I imagine their thought process goes something like this: “What does it matter if I hurt her feelings. She has her looks and that’s more than I have. Life has already played favorites …” It’s kind of like being born rich, people don’t believe that you feel the same pain. It’s a bias that people can’t shake. Throughout my life, competitive, attractive, wealthy, entitled women really hated me. At my first job after college, my female colleagues conspired against me. They planted bottles of half-drunk booze on my desk so that it looked like I was drinking on the job. Two women were obsessed with me. They told my boss lies to get me fired. I talked to some of my superiors about it and they put it to me straight: Look, it’s pure unmitigated jealousy. They really do hate you because of the way you look. I was once engaged to a man who ended it after his sister-in-law spread gossip about me to his family. They threatened to cut his inheritance if he stayed with me, so he left. That broke my heart. I think her feeling was: I am the princess of this family, that woman must be eliminated. Later, after I married another man, I went through hell with my sister-in-law. She still doesn’t invite me on family vacations, she’s blocked me on Facebook. That resistance other woman have towards being my friend is definitely one of the pitfalls of being attractive.When I was younger I was so desperate for friends, I’d take anyone. Men were more loyal friends, but my boyfriends would always say: That’s because they want to get laid. So I’d think: Women dump on me. Men just want to have sex with me. Who am I? My closest friend was a gay man, he wasn’t jealous and he didn’t want to get laid. That might have been my only pure friendship. I never had any trouble getting guys, but I got bored easily and moved on. I should have taken the good ones more seriously. I can see now that they would have been good husbands, fathers, and providers but I’d just drift away on to the next and stop returning their calls. So I look back over my life and think, What did my looks do for me? They got me a few jobs, and a lot of boyfriends … but what else? I didn’t get married until I was 35 because I didn’t want the merry-go-round to end. One day I realized well if you want to have a kid, you better do it now. Of course all those great guys I didn’t take seriously when I was in my 20s were gone. My husband was the last decent man standing. He had a bit of a drinking issue, which he’s overcome. There was a time when things were bad and I considered leaving him but I had no idea how to even go about finding someone new because I never, ever, had to pursue a man. I knew I couldn’t cope with that kind of rejection. These days, since I have aged, when I don’t wear makeup and I gain a bit of weight (which happens often) I pass as normal. As far as men, and anyone under 40 is concerned, I am invisible. They do not see me. I could walk across the street naked — it’s that bad. Here’s the really sad part. It doesn’t matter how beautiful you were in your youth; when you age you become invisible. You could still look fabulous but … who cares? Nobody is looking. Even my young-adult sons ignore me. The irony is that now that I am older I am a much better person"

Meme Julie Judy: "Men aren't obsessed with women anymore & it's weird."
"Omfg what do you guys want?!"

Meme - "Im dying my daughter pretending to clean for a tik tok. Never cleaned or cooked in her life"

When you're best friends and realize you have the same taste in men...#shorts - YouTube - *Similar-looking blonde women with similar-looking blonde men*

“Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where the cars represent men.” - "Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where all the cars represent men. You’re supposed to be able to share the road equally with cars, but that’s not how it works. The roads are built for cars and you spend a great deal of physical and mental energy being defensive and trying not to get hurt. Some of the cars WANT you to get hurt. They think you don’t have any place on the road at all. And if you do get hurt by a car, everyone makes excuses that it’s your fault."
Comments: "This is actually a pretty good analogy in some ways. In that roads exist because the cars paid for their existence, then bicycles demand equal access to them, even though they did nothing to create them and won’t be paying for their upkeep. Then, once they have it, they also don’t want to obey the rules there (bicyclists making illegal lane changes and turns, running lights, etc) and then claim victimhood when something happens, and blame all cars, rather than the one that hit them in the case where the driver is at fault, and absolutely refuse to ever consider if they had any role in something bad happening to themselves."
"I agree. Bikers' annoyance and entitlement is equivalent to that of women"
"Lmao @ how they default cast us as infinitely more able"

Meme - "I might have been groomed by my now husband. what do I do?
Hi. This is a throaway account. I am now 28 years old and my husband 39. We have been together since I was 17 and he was 28, got married when I was 21 and he was 32. We met in my college since he went back to school after years of working, He is all in all a good husband to me and father to our 3 year old daughter. Not abusive, pretty much my only complaint is he spends too much time working on his bike and he gets lazy with the housework sometimes. Recently I've come across videos on tiktok about grooming and it had me thinking that my husband was grooming me. I feel like I lost my youth and HOW COULD HE? It makes me sick to my stomach. I didn't know any better. I was 17 and never had a boyfriend ffs! Now I realize why my mother was against our relationship back then. I can't look at him the same way anymore. He treats me right but I can't get over the fact the he might have groomed me. What do I do? I feel like I'm losing my respect for him... Thank you"
Comments: "Get off TikTok"
"Definitely a weird age gap but if there's no actual manifestation of said "grooming" as opposed to simply an uncomfy age gap, this is basically diagnosing yourself with cancer after coughing cuz coughing is a symptom."
"These women are so easily led mentally. Tell them anything and they run with it. Zero critical thinking skills."
"Women are very capable of traumatizing themselves and here is another fine example of it."
"Desperately seeking ways to be a victim, pls help!"
"But, but, but...women mature quicker "we should look up to them for their wisdom early on" says a feminist. So, a child of 3 months, 3 years or 10, can chose their gender, be comfortable in their sexuality and other such crap, but dating at 17 is too young?"
""A man who didn't use me for sex, married me, never abused me, and is good to me prevented me from enjoying my h.0.3 phase. I'm a victim!" There is a reason our ancestors didn't let them vote."
"Things went to well and she is needs to be a victim? Also, I love how she just has to throw how he is lazy with house chores in there while never mentioning her shortcomings."
"She was completely happy and loves her husband till a retarded tiktok trend told her otherwise and now she needs therapy"
"This is actually indicative of an issue that’s been going on for a long time now, this retroactive rewriting of history to turn people into victims and abusers, all because of an online trend. It sounds like she was happy before someone told her she shouldn’t be, if anything, the grooming is happening now, she’s being tricked into thinking her happy life is built on something gross and she’s going to destroy her family for nothing. Looking at this another way, remove the age gap and this story has played out countless times across Reddit cheating stories. Kids meet young, get married and are seemingly happy, then the woman decides as she’s approaching the wall, that she regrets not having slutty years like her peers, hell she might even have single harpy friends or co-workers feeding her this shit. Same story, same sad ending, just this one has the twist of accusing the guy of grooming."
"Grooming is about taking a minor and gradually sexualizing then so they’re ready for abuse. She was in college, probably super close to 18, and he married her. That’s not grooming, that’s just regular courtship with math that looks funny to modern people. She was better off with this than with being a typical college heau with people her age."

Kids and Geek: Spellcasting and tools - FML - "Today, I asked my 4-year-old daughter where her father went. She said, "Out to have fun with Zoe." Acting on suspicion, I followed him and did a stakeout. Hours later, I barged in and caught him playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Zoe" is the female wizard he plays as. FML"

Meme - "Tinder profiles in Bangalore are quite unique
vandana, 27
Looking for someone who could help me
with an issue related to checking out file from
perforce using python. l'm kind of stuck with that issue since last 3 days. The same code works in windows and linux but not on mac.
Please match me only if you can help!
Let's do timepass by discussing about code
rather than just asking what's your name, what's your native, what do you do or other similar and repetitive questions like that. I'm ready to go on date if you help me to resolve this issue"

Heather Morris Alleges Dancers Were Cut From J. Lo's Tour for Being Virgos - "Glee actress Heather Morris has claimed Jennifer Lopez would not hire dancers if their star sign was Virgo. Morris, who toured as a dancer with Beyonce, a very famous Virgo, suggested J.Lo once culled auditioning dancers based on their astrological sign... "She walks in the room and she said, 'Thank you so much, you guys have worked so hard. By a show of hands if there are any Virgos in the room, can you just raise your hand?'" Morris, an Aquarius, added: "She looked at them and she said, 'Thank you so much for coming.' And they had to leave after a full day of auditioning for Jennifer Lopez. "Most of the time at a dance audition, you're not getting paid, you've been there since 10 a.m. and you're auditioning until 6 p.m." Morris was not in the audition herself but had heard the "funny story" from plenty of other people over the years. "This is hearsay but true," she said. "When one person says something, could be true [but] when multiple people say something ... it's like, 'Oh, that happened.'" However, she admitted she may have "botched" the story and it could have been a different star sign that was culled from the audition."

Topless woman killed after hanging out of car window - "Natalia Borodina, 35, from Moscow, had taken her bikini off and was playing up to the camera, hauling her top half out of the car window while a friend was driving. The shocking video sees the mother-of-one letting her upper body hang out of the window of the moving car, before she hits a lamp post... Recently she had been working in Cannes, France as an estate agent, selling properties to wealthy Russian buyers."
CrazyShit.com | 20 YEARS ON THE INTERNET, I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL DIE LIKE THIS - Crazy Shit

Meme - "My roomie brought a boy home at 3am and the first thing she did was make him fix our broken garage door and our blown fuse. She's a true innovation QUEEN"
"Swap the genders: My roomie brought a girl home at 3am and the first thing he did was have her clean all the dishes and make him a sandwich. He's a true innovation KING. Is it still funny?"

Meme - "If size doesn't matter why are there no 3 inch dildos"
There are some

UK news: Mortified mum shocked to find six-year-old has stuck sex toy to wall to use as 'punching bag' - "Despite the huge size of it and how it 'looks realistic with veins and everything,' Lauren, 29, explained thankfully, Leo 'hasn't got a clue what it is apart from it looks like a willy'... "He was so innocent and asked what it was. I told him it was a funny microphone for TikTok""

Meme - IG: @The.Plug.Daughter @Takaralee_: "My ex really set the bar high for the next nigga. he got me flowers every week , took me on lunch dates outside on a blanket w/ my favorite wine. cooked for me ALLL the time. I'm literally not dealing w/ less."
Nathan @3dPrizzy: "So why is he an ex"
"Cus he wasn't cute.. I was trying sum different"

Meme - v @viiiictoriiaa: "My mom just blocked some guy she went on a date with bc he wouldn't sub to her onlyfans and that's him "not supporting her small business""

Meme - Chat group: "Ex GFs" (9 members)
"She said yes! ( .8 carats)"
Beth: "Fuck you."
Emma K: "Fuck you."
Lindsey: "Don't care. Fuck you."
Arlene Higgins: "Congrats to you 2! Hope she enjoys not having orgasms the rest of her life."
Lindsay: "I literally haven't talked to you since Junior prom? Fuck you."

Las Vegas woman makes money rating men's penises online - "She’s helping men beat their penis anxieties one click at a time. Las Vegas vixen Valentina Bellucci is turning a handsome profit by turning men’s frowns upside down about the lengths and sizes of their genitals. And the busty bombshell reassures her clients that penises are like breasts — their beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Basically, men pay [me] to look at a picture of their d–k and tell them if it looks good and mainly if it’s big enough”... “Unfortunately, a lot of men think that size is the only thing that matters, and a hot girl wouldn’t want to have sex with them if their d–k is too small,” the siren said... Bellucci insists that endowment dimensions really don’t mean a thing. “I always tell men that d–k size is just like boob size,” the XXX star explained. “If you ask around, most guys will tell you they like average, C cup [sized breasts], maybe something slightly bigger.”"

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