Meme - "stop staring at my eyes *breasts*"
Meme - "I WOULD DATE A TWIN I JUST TO TELL HER SISTER I KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NAKED"
Meme - "FRIDAY NIGHT
SATURDAY"
Woman scammed out of home and £160k after falling for Paul Hollywood lookalike - "Lesley Poole was delighted when the man she had been speaking to for three years asked her to marry him and sent an engagement ring in the post."
Chloe Bailey Reveals Doesn’t Like When A Guy Answers Every Time She Calls: "I Want To Be Left Wondering What You're Doing" - "She’d rather have a man who doesn’t answer the phone each time she calls. Why? “Sometimes, I wanna be left wondering what he’s doing,” explained Chloe. “Because if you on your s**t and you’re working hard, you’re not always worried about me. And for some reason, that’s kinda hot because you’re working on you.”"
Indian woman proudly shows off her mustache to promote body positivity and confidence - "Shyja, 35, lives in the Kannur district of Kerala, India, where she has been sporting a mustache with confidence for years. She first began to thicken her facial hair five years ago after taking a liking for the look. Although she regularly gets her eyebrows threaded, the 35-year-old has never felt the need to remove her mustache."
Meme - "50$ is for monthly sub
80$ is for video of any lenght, you choose the scenario"
"Aight sweetie, im gonna report you to IRS, have a nice time"
"blocked, bye..."
"DID YOU ACTUALLY CALL FUCKING TAXES SERVICE YOU FUCKING VIRGIN, IM BEING AUDITED
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY YOU FUCKING VIRGIN
LOOSER CUNT
no girl wants to touch you anyway
THANKS FOR RUINING MY INCOME, HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER NOW YOU WORTHLESS VIRGIN"
Wanting sex workers to pay their taxes means you're a virgin
When your only worth is sex, you see others' worth as only being in sex too. She might as well have called him an incel"
D on Twitter - ""u got a friend for my homeboy?" yes me i got two holes don't i"
Meme - "Personally, bad English is such a turn off for me"
"You don't need to put "for me" after writing "personally""
Meme - "Why many Indian men don't want to marry a working woman
Profiles of career women on matrimonial website find fewer takers, especially if they plan to continue working after marriage"
Ananya Ray: "Well that's because most women are earning Rs. 3-4 lakh a year, but expecting men to earn Rs. 10-50 lakhs a year while She will further use her insignificant job as an excuse to not do any household chores or claim equal contribution or ask her husband to get a maid. She's clear that she will contribute nothing in her husband's life other than being an inferior bread earner. In my own batch girls started getting angry when they realized most well settled men rejecting their profiles and marrying other non- working women. But when I asked them to marry a guy earning less than them they got more angry saying that they deserve much better. To be honest, men don't want their inferior copy cat, it's their choice if they want to marry a girl who will be homemaker and help him build a stable family. Just that gold diggers are having hard time."
steph on Twitter - "5 years ago today my best friend posted a picture of me and my boyfriend and said “relationship goals😍❤️” then she had sex with him"
steph on Twitter - "wish u could see things from my point of view:("
She's actually quite funny and doesn't just coast on showing her body off
Meme - "My friends mom asking why he's been acting so strange lately"
"Me who found her on OnlyFans and showed him"
Meme - "I CALLED YOU A INCEL. DIDNT YOU HEAR ME? I CALLED YOU AN INCEL. WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO ARGUE? NO DON'T BRING UP FACTS. I ALREADY CALLED YOU AN INCEL. I HAVE HOTHING LEFT."
Meme - "Damn girl. Roast beef AND crabs? You ma lil' surf n' turf"
Meme - "I wish we could choose our baby fathers"
"Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings."
Meme - "Men who aren't trash don't give a shit if you call men trash"
"THEN WOMEN WHO AREN'T SLUTS SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU CALLED WOMEN SLUTS"
Does this mean we can call women trash?
ugochi on Twitter - "This cute guy was all over me and doing all he could to get my attention but my bestie told me to ignore him because he’s too proud and rude. Even though I told her how much I liked him, she made sure I didn’t date him, only for me to come back from vacation and they’re dating 💔"
Does Sexual History Affect Marital Happiness? | Institute for Family Studies - "[In previous research] Multiple sex partners prior to marriage reduced marital quality for women, but not men... Women who’ve only slept with their spouses are, at 65%, most likely to report very happy marriages. Thereafter, there’s a decline that’s statistically-significant but modest in magnitude. The lowest odds of marital happiness, 52% in the baseline model, accord to women who’ve had six-to-10 lifetime sexual partners. Women who’ve had 11 or more lovers are a bit more likely to report happy marriages at 57 percent... As for women, men who report only one sexual partner in their lifetime are more likely to report very happy marriages. The benefits of one partner are slightly greater for men than for women: according to the baseline results, 71% of men with one partner are very happy in their relationship. This drops to 65% for men who report two or more sex partners. The happiness penalty for additional partners is modest, only a few percentage points"
So the happiness penalty for men for having more partners isn't as much as for women
See also Counterintuitive Trends in the Link Between Premarital Sex and Marital Stability
First female Tour de France devolves into chaos after pileup
Meme - "If Harley Quinn was walking around the hideout looking like this I wouldnt have been getting no villainy done"
Pettyking Wayne: "This why you not a villain u letting a lil puxxy distract you from the main goal"
Meme - "My best friend got married to my ex boyfriend. Jeez it hurts."
Meme - "If your girl forgives ya but then comes back at ya angry later on, she told her friends in the group chat and the board of directors did not agree"
Meme - "How/where I met the people I've been with
1. High school
2. High school
3. High school
4. High school
5. Mall
6. Hotel I worked at
7. Tinder
8. Tinder
9. Tinder
10. Co worker (pub)
11. Co worker (pub)
12. Co worker (pub)
13. Co worker (pub)
14. Co worker (pub)
15. Co worker (pub)
16. Co worker (pub)
17. Customer at hotel
18. Co worker (hotel)
19. Co worker (hotel)
20. Co worker (hotel)
21. Roommate of someone I was banging (later became my roommate as well)
22. Played a gig at the same venue as my friends
23. Tinder
24. Tinder
25. Tinder
26. Tinder
27. Co worker (pub)
28. Customer at hotel
29. Roommate
30. Co worker (pub)
31. Tinder
32. Co worker (pub)
33. Co worker/32's older brother
34. Co worker (pub)
35. Tinder
36. Friends with co worker
37. Tinder
38. Tinder
39. Friends with 33. Had a threesome
40. Met at a rave. 3sum with 39
41. Friends with co worker
42. House party
43. Friends of friends
44. Friends with 33
45. Co worker (club)
46. Friends with 42. Had a 3sum
47. Rave
48. Bumble
49. Bumble
50. Friends with 44"
51. Friends with 44. Also my boss"
Meme - "Hot guys are meant for when women have ho phases, but after 30 you need a man who can be a good father and sustain financially (but still cute enough)"
"Meaning a woman's list of standards increases as she ages lol"
"Which means women get emotionally damaged, suffer from trauma and beat up *pussy* then after 30, established men have to pick up the pieces? No thank you"
"After 30 these men are GONE. the women who didnt have a ho phase and internal issues took them"
Meme - *Alcohol & baby* "Been waiting 9months for you
Yeah you to I guess"
The Desolated Quill - "cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you
male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips"
"Cop: Hello Dispatch? Be on the lookout for a 90s female love interest"
Meme - "cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description"
Meme - *Woman in car with big breasts*
*Flat in reflection*
Meme - East Feed @easticed: "Judge reportedly rules for Adele to pay her Ex-Husband of 3 years over $140M in nasty divorce settlement. She is worth roughly around $190M."
@ANTWIF: "my blood is acc BOILING for her wtf"
miranda @monnapomonna: "seems like he should simply die a brutal death"
“When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
Meme - "When you ask your girlfriend for threesome and she walks in with your wife"
Money Man Roy💸 on Twitter - "A lot of women think they’re great gf because they didn’t cheat but a lot of the toxicity comes from unnecessary attitudes, nagging, manipulation of situations, lack of focus of his feelings, selfishness, & the odd obsession of not giving minor space"
Isaak Law Firm, Attorneys for Men - Posts | Facebook - "I’m really looking for a feminine man who is my equal in every way. Said no woman ever."
Professional bridesmaids are a booming growth industry in China - "this video from a Guangdong-based bridesmaid rental studio offers professional bridesmaids who can “save worry and effort” but “will not steal the limelight.” Brides are reportedly able to make demands about prospective bridesmaids’ looks, weight, and personality, and even their academic accomplishments. Xie Yuke—a 22-year-old woman who has traveled more than 140,000 kilometers (around 87,000 miles) to earn a living as a professional bridesmaid all over China—told Chinese state-run news outlet Sixth Tone on Monday that the pandemic had helped the rent-a-bridesmaid industry. China’s zero-COVID policy has led to harsh lockdowns in major cities like Shanghai this year, confining millions of people to their homes and making it impossible for many women’s first-choice bridesmaids to travel... However, in some cases where COVID lockdowns were not an obstacle, brides-to-be still chose to hire bridesmaids because they felt that their friends couldn’t live up to their wedding-day expectations. According to Xie, bridesmaids need to be unmarried and cannot be taller than the bride. She said an ideal height for an aspiring professional bridesmaid was between 5 feet 11 and 5 feet 8. Generally, pro bridesmaids earn a daily rate between 500 and 2,000 yuan ($74 and $295)... According to Yang Hu, a senior researcher at the University of Essex’s department of sociology, some women take the hiring route because of “the dangers of being a bridesmaid in China.” “[Bridesmaids] are expected to fend off drinking requests and in a lot of cases drink Chinese rice wine on behalf of the bride”... “In many cases, bridesmaids are unwillingly involved in sexual stunts designed for the newlyweds,” Yang said. “In extreme cases, some are stripped of their clothes and molested, or attacked.” He noted that most reports of alcohol poisoning, sexual harassment, and abuse of bridesmaids are concentrated in China’s rural areas and provinces. In late 2016, a woman in Hainan province reportedly died after drinking too much alcohol while performing her “duties” as a bridesmaid. Two years later, a 17-year-old bridesmaid died of suspected alcohol poisoning after reportedly being “forced to drink” at a wedding banquet... “Bridesmaids’ jobs went from accompanying the bride to gradually being asked to light cigarettes, feed fruits to guests, have physical contact with guests, and even take off their clothes in front of everyone in some rare cases”"
Love, Flowers and Confused: Paranoia - FML - "Today, my girlfriend got super paranoid when I received flowers, along with a card saying what a "lovely time" the sender had last weekend. My girlfriend decided this was proof I'd cheated on her. The card was signed "Vanessa," which is also her mother's name. Who stayed with us last weekend. FML"
Meme - "Why women think men hate buying tampons
'Are you buying tampons? What are you? A girl?'
'THEY'RE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND!'
Reality
'What's the difference between the Triple padded ulta plush and Double plush mega padded?'
'No idea'"
Meme - "Your pussy isn't loose they all have small dicks and that sour smell is normal"
Meme - WeJustMet: "Repeat after me: "It's a guy's duty to pay the bill at the raustarant, that's why it's called 'MEN'U"
Deacon Tolu @Bams_Jnr: "Or It's the responsibility of both parties that's why it's called Me'N'u"
Meme - "girl getting rejected once *read*
me an average dude *3 reads*
*6 reads*
*7 reads*
*7 reads*
*13 reads*
*18 reads*"
Lots of women were calling this an incel meme, and that sharing this was a red flag which was why the guy who made this was ignored. Ahh, female privilege !
Woman who killed 'love of her life' by running him over with car after row avoids jail - "Grace Ross, 21, struck Joshua Kerr close to the farm where he worked in May 2020... Moments before the pair had been arguing over the 18-year-old’s finances before Ross got back into the car to drive away.Her partner of three years was not near the vehicle until she completed a three-point turn when she collided with Kerr travelling at around 2mph.The collision was enough to knock him backwards where the car’s offside wheels ran over his leg and skull causing a catastrophic brain injury which he did not recover from...“She said she was coming to the farm unless he handed over the code to the cash app. "Ross then turned up around 11am that morning.It was there she got hold of Joshua's phone and got back into her Vauxhall Corsa"
Jawbreaker on Twitter - "Husbands: *enjoying anything*
Wives: Not so fast, buddy."
Meme - "Her: *makes a post about being upset*
her comment section:
Dick: "Hey beautiful I'm here if you need"
Penis: "show us your butthole"
Dick: "omg are you ok?"
Penis: "I just DM'd you"
Dick: "what's wrong"
Pastry in shape of penis: "srry to hear that sexxy"
Hulu Not Okay Content Warning: 'Unlikable Female Protagonist' - "On Hulu, a notice in front of the R-rated movie says: “CONTENT WARNING: This film contains flashing lights, themes of trauma, and an unlikable female protagonist. Viewer discretion advised.” “Not Okay” stars Zoey Deutch as a villainous, pathologically ruthless internet fame-seeker."
‘Not Okay’ Hulu Content Warning Goes Over Everyone’s Heads - "“The content warning was borne out of, to be honest, our test screenings,” Shephard exclusively told IndieWire. “We un-ironically and consistently got responses from — I’m not going to say what demographic, but you might be able to guess — people who were quite literally like, ‘Why would someone make a movie with an unlikable woman?’ It’s something I’ve repeatedly heard, and a lot of my other writer friends have as well. If you portray flawed women or women who reflect societal flaws, you get notes like, ‘I literally don’t understand why you tell a story about this character.'”"
Ironically, this is actually a criticism of those who insist "strong female characters" must be flawless
Meme - "Yes,
*Woman rips up beauty standards: 90 bust, 60 waist, 90 hips*
But
*Woman holds up beauty standards: >180*"
Meme - "I WAS LITERALLY ACTING LIKE I WAS CRYING AND HE DIDNT CARE OMFG"
omegle Talk to strangers!
You: HELP ME PLEASE HELP MEE IM KIDNAPPED
Stranger: whats up
by who
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: Show me them
You: GTEHURE NOT HERE
I FOUND THIS LAPTOP AND I NED HELP
Stranger: get naked"
Stephen Jackson Left Fiancé At Alter Because She Would Not Sign Prenup - "Jackson has recently revealed the story about leaving his former fiancé and mother of his children at the altar because she would not sign the prenuptial agreement."
Lying is a good dealbreaker
Meme - "Never forget when Andre Iguodala tried to compliment a WNBA player and then got attacked for not knowing her name"
Aerial Powers: "Put some respect on my name or keep this tweet to yourself!!"
andre @andre: "Number 23 from the mystics is nice!!!"
This is why we can't have nice things
Meme - zinnia @_zinniaa_" "I like misogynist men because their validation means more. Nothing like a man who hates women admiring you.
This is why I need help"
Meme - "Absolutely losing it over this t shirt I found at the thrift store today
*Wet T-shirt with breasts showing*"
Meme - "Wow C-Section Moms Had It Easy. I Had to Push a 6 Lb 6 Oz Baby Out of My Vagina and It Opened Up This Big. You Just Had the Bottom of Your Stomach Cut Open and the Baby Taken Out. Must Be Nice to Take the Easy Way Out of Labor. at Least I'm a Real Mom #admin"
Yes, I got pregnant when my husband was out of town - "Knowing that my husband has been away for more than a year, a missed period definitely indicated a second man... I thought of the other two men and realized what 'convenience love' is - One left me alone with an infant for a career and the other only loves/needs me when he is alone."
Playboy model asked to leave bus after boarding wearing nothing but lingerie - "Francia James shared a clip of herself getting on a Washington DC bus to work at the aptly named 69th street — but she was wearing nothing but a push-up bra, matching panties, a suspender belt and a pair of black heels... it isn't the first time Francia has left the public stunned as back in 2019, she stunned shopping centre customers by pretending to be Spider-Man while wearing nothing but a thong and body paint."
Meme - "if you think old men have a right to 20 year olds then you're fucked and i hope you dont vote and i hope youre legally restricted from interacting with children. Have the day you deserve pedophile!"
When you're threatened by men dating young women
Changes in Sexual Identity Labels in a Contemporary Cohort of Emerging Adult Women: Patterns, Prevalence and a Typology - "Sexual attraction, behavior and identity are subject to change across the life course for some individuals, and certain developmental periods such as emerging adulthood appear particularly conducive to this. However, the evidence documenting these phenomena comes overwhelmingly from data collected 10–20 years ago. In the brief interlude since, the socio-political context has changed markedly and increasing numbers of women are reporting non-heterosexuality. Drawing on contemporary data from the Australian Longitudinal Study on Women’s Health (n = 16,870), we provide up to date evidence on changes in sexual identity labels among emerging adult women. We found that 19% of women changed their sexual identity label from one survey wave to the next, and 30.6% changed their identity label at least once across the four waves. Mostly heterosexual and bisexual labels were both more common and more stable in our sample than in previous studies. We propose a new typology of sexual identity sequences and fit this to our data, providing a blueprint for researchers looking to define sexual minority status longitudinally. Findings suggest that the ways women perceive and label their sexual orientation should be treated as dynamic phenomena situated within the nested temporalities of biographical and historical time."
We'll still be told that if you don't think that sexuality is immutable, you're an anti-science bigot
Meme - Woman: "Men only think about sex"
Man fixing power line: "Ah, wish I could have sex up here"
Firefighter: "I am so god damn turned on right now, wish I could be having sex"
Soldier on battlefield: "Oh boy, if I survive this, I am going to have so rnuch sex later"