Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Links - 27th July 2022 (2 - Women)

Melanie Gibson on Twitter - "When I was in high school, I kept hearing about guys giving their girlfriends facials. I remember thinking, "I can't wait to have a boyfriend so I can get pampered too." Imagine my surprise when the day finally came."

Meme - "When your girl gets drunk and tries to pressure you into fucking her and her friend""

Meme - "You like bad boys. They're more exciting. Well you got one. He got you pregnant. Now he wants nothing to do with you. He's being bad.. as ordered. Now you're acting surprised. Where is the confusion?"

The Critical Drinker on Twitter - "Ben Shapiro and Joe Rogan today, reminding America what being completely unfuckable looks like."
"I'm sure these two multimillionaires who both have wives and children will be gutted by your disapproval, Kate."
Sex is the only unit of value they know

Meme - Kayleigh McDonald:"D My boyfriend cheated on my with this slag. She's called Susan but goes by the name of Chellce. I've heard she's in here too."
Chellce Louise Freaney: "Do anal and he won't cheat next time"

Meme - "CHICKS ALWAYS SAYING "SIZE MATTERS"
SHOULD REALIZE THAT SHIT GOES BOTH WAYS"

Meme - "I'm convinced it's women that are keeping women single."
"Interesting Care To Elaborate?"
"With the weak ass advice we be giving each other lol especially the single bitter women. I solely take advice from wives and positive women that I want to emulate"

Meme - "If you say ”men are trash” you're dumb lol. Your TASTE in men is trash. Don't generalize the male population. There's good guys out there, you just have shit taste."

Tom Cruise’s ‘33’ problem: He’s split with all 3 of his wives when they hit that age (and the number has meaning in Scientology, too) - "The original membership organization for the controversial religious group, the Hubbard Association of Scientologists, was founded in Phoenix, Arizona, which lies on the 33rd parallel, Perez Hilton reports. The number is also the known as the "Master Teacher," which represents altruism and raising mankind's positive energy in numerology, according to Seven Life Path... Katie Holmes announced that she was filing for divorce from the star Friday due to "irreconcilable differences."... The former "Dawson's Creek" star reportedly decided to split with Cruise because she was concerned that the actor would "drag" their 6-year-old daughter Suri farther in to the religion as she gets older"

'I tried flirting with my landlord for cheaper rent – it didn't work & I'm mortified' - "Penny McNatt, 25, came up with an idea to catch her landlord's attention – a faulty tap that needed an urgent fix – and started a conversation with him. But it didn't go so well."

Beloved eKasi on Twitter - "Makes me cringe how 15 & 16 year old girls are going out, getting into clubs but it's always guy's fault if he takes one home? You're in a club for 18+ don't ruin someone else's life because you think you're big and clever. When you're not... Stay home"

The college gender gap has transformed the dating world - The Boston Globe - "women now outnumber men on college campuses. And not by a little. About 60 percent of US college students are now women; only 40 percent are men. The last time there was parity, Birger says, was back in the 1980s... My friend, who lives in Boston and has a graduate degree herself, says it’s hard to find people to date. “You wait it out. But the ‘waiting it out’ gets old. So what do you do?” Birger makes the case that “waiting it out” is, ultimately, not a great strategy for women... "all of us know these incredible women in their 40s ... who can’t seem to meet a decent guy. It’s not because they suck at dating"... At Boston University, where there are close to 40 percent more women, the effects quickly become clear. Ellie Hamilton, a first-year student, says that “men think they’re a scarce resource on campus, because, honestly, they kind of are.” Hamilton says that the imbalance makes men more confident that if they break up with one woman, they can easily find another. And it makes her “super insecure. He has his choice of all these different girls. Why would he choose me?”... Of course, there is a potential solution to this problem, which may have occurred to you by now. Why don’t college-educated women date men without college degrees? The numbers of women and men in the United States are about the same — the mismatch is simply their level of educational attainment. That’s exactly what has to happen, argues Richard Reeves, a senior fellow in Economic Studies at Brookings. “This is the new normal,” he says. “And I wonder if there’s some period of cultural adjustment, during which people have to get used to marrying differently.” Both Reeves and Birger note that over the past few decades, just as the gap in college attendance has been widening, another social trend has become more pronounced: people seeking out partners with similar levels of education. In fact, men with college educations tend to be even pickier about marrying women with college educations than the other way around. Reeves points out that the speed at which women have zoomed ahead of men in higher education, since the passage of Title IX in 1972, has been shocking. He says that for some groups, this disparity is even more pronounced: More than two-thirds of the BA and MA degrees earned by Black Americans are now earned by Black women. For women and men seeking life partners, these large-scale shifts have resulted in pain and dislocation. Pain for both college-educated women and non-college-educated men, who, if they seek to find mates with similar levels of education, will frequently find themselves alone. Birger, who mostly concentrated on the female side of the equation, talked to many women who were advised to “prioritize career in their 20s, because there’s this idea that that’s what you’re supposed to do.” He says that the women “felt tricked, that nobody told them it would be so much harder at 29 than it was at 24, or certainly at 39 than it was at 24.”"

Female ejaculation comes in two forms, scientists find | New Scientist - "Some women express liquid from their urethra when they climax. For some, this consists of a small amount of milky white fluid – this, technically, is the female ejaculate. Other women report “squirting” a much larger amount of fluid – enough to make it look like they’ve wet the bed. A few small studies have suggested the milky white fluid comes from Skene glands – tiny structures that drain into the urethra. Some in the medical community believe these glands are akin to the male prostate, although their size and shape differ greatly between women and their exact function is unknown... Two women showed no difference between the chemicals present in their urine and the fluid squirted at orgasm. The other five women had a small amount of prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) present in their squirted fluid – an enzyme not detected in their initial urine sample, but which is part of the “true” female ejaculate... Beverly Whipple, a neurophysiologist from Rutgers University in Newark, New Jersey, says that the term female ejaculation should only really refer to the production of the small amount of milky white liquid at orgasm and not the “squirting” investigated in this paper... “This study presents convincing evidence that squirting in women is chemically similar to urine, and also contains small amounts of PSA that is present in men’s and women’s true ejaculate,” says Barry Komisaruk, also at Rutgers. “This study helps to reconcile the controversy over the fluids that many women report being released at orgasm,” he adds. “There are evidently two different fluids, with two different sources. Whether either of these fluids plays a physiological role – that is, whether they serve any adaptive function, is not known.”... Why some women experience these different types of ejaculation and others don’t is not yet clear, says Salama, but he believes every woman is capable of squirting “if their partner knows what they are doing”. For now, Salama is not investigating that particular avenue, but instead working on a protocol to test whether the kidneys work faster to produce urine during sexual stimulation than at other times, and if so, why. The ban on female ejaculation in UK porn is based on the fact that the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) considers films which include material featuring “urolagnia” – sexual pleasure associated with urination – as obscene under the UK Obscene Publications Act. However, the wording of the law actually appears to be referring to squirting – not female ejaculation."

They said it would come in discreet packaging - YouTube

Bruh this is our nurse. we gonna die - YouTube

Hoodville on Twitter - "Her: I usually don’t do this
Her Dog:"

Watch | Facebook - "Her: I usually don’t do this
*Fish swallows long eel*"

Watch | Facebook - *Woman doing dance beside 2 uniformed men in yellow vests who walk away, and she follow them and continues dancing*
"An interpretative dance about modern society, women acting weirder for attention and everyone else moving away."

Meme - "When he says he like girls with glasses, he means this:
Not this"

Kera Lovell, Ph.D. on Twitter - "Someone just told me she had spent roughly 4866 hours of her life breastfeeding and that breastmilk is only free if we think of women’s time, bodies, and carework as worthless. . . . . . . . 🧠💥"

Meme - "Free Boob Pic [Trap Card]
Once activated all females must send a boob picture in the DM's of the castor"

Meme - "What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on?
I am a straight female but my friends and I hung out one time, got kinda drunk, and started taking pictures of each others breasts, comparing our sizes, etc. I'm a 34 G and ended up being the one with the biggest boobs so they both started playing with mine. They were holding them up next to theirs and sucking my nipples and whatever, but it was just kind of a joke. It definitely was 100% friendly so I didn't want to say anything but I was really turned on"

Meme - Gods_Slut 24F Pup
Houston, Texas, United States
Orientation Bisexual
Looking for A Relationship Someone to Play With Friendship Events
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX period. Any sexual messages get blocked and posted via Facebook
MY NAME IS NOT "SLUT"
I am not your slut. I am not your puppy. I am not your"

Cheating on My Husband Made Me a Better Mother - "Cheating was but a Band-Aid over the festering wound that was my marriage. Though admittedly an analgesic, my affair did provide a reprieve. It made me happier, and as a result, my kids became happier, too. And in that way, cheating on my husband made me a better mother."

'My sister-in-law walked in on me naked - now she wants me to apologise' - "The sister-in-law is now furious at him, branding him a "weirdo" for walking around his house in the nude, and is now demanding an apology for "making her feel uncomfortable"... his sister-in-law refuses to drop the matter, accusing him of "making her uncomfortable having to see a naked man without her consent"."

Lisa Britton on Twitter - "For decades, society has been shaming men into changing their gender expectations for women and themselves, but we never hear shaming of women into changing their gender expectations for men. Many women still hold on to gender expectations for men... how is that fair?"

Model, 36, mauled by leopard during photoshoot 'was close to being killed' - "Jessica Leidolph, 36, suffered facial injuries during the attack and said that if the animal had caught her carotid artery, she could have died... the model asked authorities not to put down the 16-year-old leopard, Troja, that mauled her during a photoshoot for a fundraising calendar to support unwanted animals last month. After the incident, Ms Leidolph reportedly spent two weeks in a clinic and now has three metal plates on the right side of her face from the operation. Her eye is also swollen and her body is covered in wounds... the owner had given her a safety briefing and that the leopard was on a double lead during the photoshoot... Jessica has been taking care of orphaned and sick animals for 16 years in her apartment in the town of Eisenberg, where she nurses swans, owls, fox cubs and hedgehogs. She then poses with the animals and uses the money she earns from the calendars she makes to help find them a proper home."

Whitlock: Kanye West’s ‘Thanksgiving prayer’ illustrates the dangers of marrying a feminist - "Kim Kardashian is really just a symptom of Ye’s fame addiction. She’s the crack pipe lost beneath the driver’s seat of his car. She’s a clue to the depth of his descent and addiction. At 19, while high on ecstasy, she married a music producer. At 26, she fueled her celebrity with a leaked sex tape. At 31, she married a journeyman NBA player. By age 33, she was married to West. Today, as of this writing, the mother of four is in a relationship with a 28-year-old comedian. On Thanksgiving Day, Kanye released a five-minute self-emasculating video begging Kim Kardashian to take him back and copping to a laundry list of wrongdoings. He called the video a prayer, and a choir sang in the background. It was not a prayer. It was a confession to a false God — the fame whore — delivered at the altar of social media... “My wife did not like me wearing the red hat,” Kanye confessed. “Being a good wife, she just wanted to protect me and our family. I made me and our family a target not aligning with Hollywood’s political stance, and that was hard for our marriage.” Kanye just explained why many men, particularly black men, are reluctant to support Trump and/or admit that they reject the left’s undermining of the patriarchy... Conservatives want the same freedoms liberals enjoy. Under the guise of stopping climate change and preventing white supremacists from overthrowing our government with flagpoles, liberals proudly wear their political views and affiliation. Conservatives believe they’re saving the world, too."

Mum mortified after son paints naked picture of her then presents it in assembly - "Nikki Britton was doing a big clear out when she came across a "masterpiece" that her son Jack painted of her when he was in infant school - a woman with brown hair, a huge grin and wearing nothing but a pair of shoes... "When I finally managed to get hold of the little toe rag he said ‘I didn’t have time to paint any clothes on you’." Nikki said she had no idea what was going through the teacher's mind when he let the picture be shown in assembly. She continued: “Aren’t children just wonderful!”... "My four-year-old had drawn two pictures of me recently at school which is lovely. However, in both pictures he’s drawn my boobs and given them smiley face!" revealed a group member."

My rich bloke funded my luxury lifestyle but he's refused since we broke up - it’s abuse, he made me this lavish

Girls 'couldn't sleep' after 'ghost at haunted hotel' called one of them 'a b****' - "Jessica Sims, 22, and Ellie-May Ramsey, 19, from the Isle of Man travelled to Liverpool on January 9, 2022, and stayed at the Adelphi Hotel, after they saw reports of ghost hunters staying there and being sworn at by spirits."

Meme - "When your lingerie says Victoria's Secret but your body says McDonalds. *pig*"

Woman travels 3 hours for Tinder date and spends £93 only to be called ‘fat’ and get dumped at train station - "A WOMAN branded fat on the “worst date ever” is raising funds on the internet to recover the costs of her shocking night. Jade Savage, 28, spent three-and-a-half hours and £93 travelling to see a bloke she had met online but he insulted her as she walked out of the train station."
Looks like she expected him to pay for everything, or she wouldn't need to raise funds
The cost of her date includes "wine to drown sorrows"

Meme - "Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

Meme - "Extremely rare footage, of the after effects, of a woman having to admit she was wrong"

Meme - "Life is short. Go head and cheat on him sweetheart."
"can i cheat on her"
"NO"

Self-confessed mistress shares the four lies cheating men tell - "Amy Kupps, 32, only sleeps with married men and “doesn’t care” that she’s a homewrecker. “Cheaters are a thrill in bed, mainly because they haven’t been pleased in years so they are willing to do whatever it takes to get me excited,” the brazen brunette told Jam Press. “I tend to go for men in their late 30s or 40s, as they are much more romantic, financially stable and experienced in bed... Kupps hit headlines last year after she resigned from her middle school teaching job after her OnlyFans account was uncovered by school officials. “I loved that I had this side to me that no one at school knew about,” Kupps said at the time. “I felt like a naughty superhero — teacher by day, temptress by night.”"

Disney Star-Turned-Porn Director Bella Thorne Defends Reputation, Sick Of Being ‘Slut-Shamed’
Successful Actress Bella Thorne, 22, Made Millions Posting Provocative Videos Of Herself On OnlyFans - "Thorne said that a hacker threatened to expose nude images of the actress last year, and so she preemptively leaked her own photos."

Model claims she orgasms by looking at herself in the mirror - "A model has revealed that she considers herself “autosexual” and is turned on by looking at herself. Luana Sandien, who has posed for Playboy, came out as autosexual last year and has since aimed to raise awareness of the sexuality around the world."

Meme - "People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what was the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house?"
"My wife"

Prospective Parkland juror cannot serve as she is too busy with her boyfriend and her sugar daddy - "The woman, known only as 'Miss Bristol', told the court in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, that she had a lot of other commitments that she couldn't divert her attention from in order to serve on the jury in Cruz's death row case... 'Miss Bristol' piped up to say not only was the trial expected to take 'a whole entire month', it conflicted with her birthday and would interrupt her love life. 'First of all let me clarify myself, July second is my birthday, July Fourth is my son, and the 18th is my other son. And again, I need to figure out something. I have my sugar daddy that I see every day.' The judge replied: 'I'm sorry?' Bristol replied: 'My sugar daddy.' The judge, looking increasingly confused, said: 'I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about.' 'Well I am married and I have my sugar daddy. I see him every day.'"

Meme - "Have you dated a serial cheater? Share your experience"
"She saved his number as daddy. i used to run and give her cellphone whenever he calls"

Florida woman busted for putting boy in laundry dryer and starting the machine - "A Florida woman was arrested this weekend for stuffing a 4-year-old boy inside a laundry dryer and activating the machine, according to a report. Amber Chapman 35, was busted on child abuse charges after the boy told investigators that “Miss Chapman” put him inside a machine with some towels and that he “went around and around,” authorities said."

Porn star Daisy May never had orgasm through ex partner - "Porn star Daisy May revealed that she never had an orgasm until she started her career in the sex industry – even her ex could not give her a “happy ending". The 25-year-old saucy actress is no stranger to getting her kink on between the sheets – she previously revealed that she is called a 'husband stealer' as she likes to bonk husbands and wives at the same time... To spice things up, the porn star is a self-confessed ‘unicorn’ – meaning she likes to have sex with married couples. Before, Daisy told the Daily Star that she loves to being a sex unicorn. She explained: "We’re called unicorns as we’re pretty rare to find! Mostly you find couples or bulls (single males)… but most people want the elusive unicorn!”"

Meme - "The catfish nobody talks about
TITS *air gap* BRA"

Meme - "Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids"

Meme - Cat: "JUST GOT ADOPTED BY a LESBIAN COUPLE. I HEARD WHAT THEY EAT..I SWEAR I'M a PIZZA!"

Meme - "Why are men only nice to u for 3 weeks lol"
"that's the end of the free trial"

Meme - "You promised me you'd never sleep with another woman again!"
"Relax, it's the same woman."

Meme - "When you don't care if she faked it in bed because you faked everything to get her there"

Meme - "Oh I love JRPG games too. Which one's. your favorite?"
"Persona 4. How tall are you"
"Oh well.. 6'1" (185). It's already in my bio"
"Glad you aren't short lol. Hope you are actually 6ft and not lying about it."
"Yeah i'm not. What's your waist circumference measurement?"
"WTF...why does it matter?"
"Why did my height matter"
"Huh? You're a man. Men are supposed to be tall. That's a bare minimum for a man"
"LMAO OK. You're a woman.. Women are supposed to be thin right?"
"Oh F off...a woman can be whatever she wants to be. Your reply is extremely sexist and objectifying towards women. Read a book or something."
"How is it different from your height requirement though? Are you not objectifying men as well?"
"No it isn't objectification. Women are systematically and historically oppressed and we don't have the structural power to objectify men. Men's preferences are oppressive and damaging towards women. You give me off such small peen energy. Bye."

Meme - "How tall are you"
"1.85m"
"Eww is that your dick size? That's so small"
"Haha nope. It's my height. I'm 73 inches"
"Is it 5'8"? That's too short my dude"
"OK. I'll translate it to American. I'm 6'1. Not short haha"
"That's still short lol. Sorry about your short height and small peen"
"Wait what? How is it short? Average American height is 5'9" as per Google?"
"Nah those stats are made up by fragile dudes with tiny dicks. Average is 6'2""
"What's your obsession with penis size lol. I'm at modest 6 inches. Your profile says you're only 5'3" and you're BBW?"
"Wow fuck off with your bodyshaming. Your tiny 6 inches isn't gonna impress any woman. Bye, loser incel."

Meme - "Men height chart:
5'2 - 5'5- a child
5'5 - 5'7 - young boy
5'7 - 5'11 - young man
6'0 and up - a king"
"Women weight chart
100-130lbs - Goddess
131-150lbs - Queen
151-170lbs - Whale
171-190 lbs - Mammoth
190lbs+ - Ford F-150 Extended Cab w/ Pro Tow Package"

Meme - "How tall are u?"
"I'm 6'.. but why is that a question girls ask?"
"Girls don't like shorter guys. Same height or taller
Plus we wear heels sometimes"
"Tsk tsk, I wasn't going to ask how much you weighed"
"Where did that even come from lol"
"Today it's an interesting hypocrisy that I've had come to my attention, where a woman can have height requirements and it's non-issue but if a man has weight requirements, he's a pig. only one of the two metrics are actually in the persons control to change."

Meme - "THIS FISH WILL EAT YOUR HOUSE, CAR AND BANK ACCOUNT IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL
That's the pink snapper, ( formerly known as the bearded clam, although most have lost the beard because of evolution or global warming or something in a magazine) For bait use a large worm, the larger the better... They will also hit on large amounts of cash, fast cars and tequila shots. Some guys keep them, I prefer catch and release."

Meme - "SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
Men: Who's gonna make us sandwiches?
Women: What do we do with all these sandwiches?"

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