the hype on Twitter - ""so did you make her cum?" nah man, i don't make women do anything, i'm not controlling"
Meme - "I just woke up from a switch and my bf slept with my alter,I feel cheated on just cuse it's my body doesn't mean it's me. idk how to feel he knew I wasn't me idk how to act now cuse I feel cheated on"
Meme - "I want to extract the eggs from your ovaries and take the milk from your honkers and mix them together to make an omelette"
Domestic violence survivor who fled abusive partner then married a man who KILLED his wife - "A mother-of-two who survived two violent relationships before choosing to wed a man who had spent 20 years in prison for murdering his ex wife says she's been 'judged' for her choices. Stephanie Garcia, a parole case manager from Santa Rosa, Texas, fell for the charms of Gerardo Castaneda just a month after he was released from prison in 2007, after serving 20 years for the murder of his first wife in 1996. The couple were married just seven months after meeting but Castaneda left Garcia a year later, leaving her feeling 'preyed upon' and 'manipulated'."
Hit me once, shame on you
Hit me twice, shame on me
Hit me thrice, ???
Apologists claim that it's hard for women to get out of abusive relationships so it's not their fault. Presumably it's not their fault for seeking out abusive relationships either
Weird, Cheating and Love: Testing testing - FML - "Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML"
'Survivor' Players With Vaginas Got Extra Underwear, Competitors Say - "Two "Survivor" competitors said players with vaginas got an extra pair of underwear on season 41.
"Survivor" players can wear the same underwear for up to 39 days, which comes with health risks.
People with vaginas have more health risks associated with wearing underwear for a long time."
Trans angle aside - this is what "equality" looks like
Meme - "This is masked male villain that we turned into an innocent-looking female villain with no character that you are supposed to feel bad for as a plot twist."
"Marvel this is 7th week in a row you've shown us a masked male villain that you turned into an innocent-looking female villain with no character that we are supposed to feel bad for a plot twist"
FML - Posts | Facebook - "Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML"
Meme - "I have 5 kids, 3 baby daddies and divorced twice nothing too crazy ! Swipe right for some "real' conversations"
FML - "Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML"
Meme - "Julie Jax Replying to @leonalioness6: My stepfather and mother said if I ever brought home a black man they disown me. I didn't just bring one home I married him! Yes divorced now but still. So sorry for your family. It's awful! But we love you!"
Meme - "Star Lord: What a trash character. Can't even control his emotion. He's the reason Thanos won
Wanda Maximoff: She is just depressed because she lost her love. It is normal for her to want happiness she deserves, even if she has to torture an entire town.
Sylvie: She is just filled with hatred and revenge. She didn't betray Loki. She just wanted him to be save. That's why she sent him to the TVA where he's safe than sending him anywhere else. I certainly can't be mad at her. What Multiversal war? Oh come on, her emotion is more important"
June 23rd, 2021 - Top Comment of the Day : topcommentoftheday - "Guys, what are the sensation differences with putting your penis in a mouth, vagina, and ass, and which do you prefer?
The mouth is a sports car. Capable of amazing things when controlled by a talented driver.
The vagina is a high-end sedan. Luxury interior with all the amenities and features. Built for comfort, a smooth ride all the way. 10/10, would drive it every day.
The ass is a 1997 base-level Jeep Wrangler with 130,000 miles on the odometer. Yeah, sorta fun to take for a spin once in a while just for kicks. But the interior is pretty sparse, the seats aren’t very comfortable for driver or passenger, and you might leak some fluids unless you do a big maintenance ritual right before you take it out. Personally I could take it or leave it. But I’m aware that some people just have a THING for Wranglers. So be it, to each their own."
Meme - Old man with T-shirt: "Sex instructor. First lesson free"
Skimpily dressed girls: *flirting and walking away*
"I think the first one on the left is xantasmine and the tall one is leynafarnham. The one at the back is giovannaa.perezz"
🤡Miku🤡 on Twitter - "Gatos por mi casa///Gatos en Japón"
mizuna_cos and and suichan_cos
Before the kiss
China - A wife less ordinary - "When June Ding goes on a date with a Chinese man, she hikes up the virgin factor. Instead of wearing a low-cut top and necklace, she stows away her cleavage and dons a demure sweater and scarf. During the course of the evening she is careful to let the man do most of the talking, to appear interested in everything he says and to react with sufficient wonder to ensure that he is comfortably marinating in his own ego at all times... Animated, affable and razor sharp, she graduated at the top of her high-school class and then left China to study at Yale, where she earned a BA and a graduate qualification in law. She worked briefly at a New York City law firm before feeling the pull of home – like most Chinese her age she is an only child – and moved back to be closer to her parents. That has allowed them to focus on what they see as June’s next obligation to the family: marriage. “Pay attention to your laugh!” warns her mother as June gets ready for a date one evening. Her mother constantly reminds her to tame any expression of amusement when in the company of a Chinese gentleman. June’s father... suggests that she mute her laugh altogether and instead encourages her to “smile like the Mona Lisa”. Anything more exuberant might convince a prospective suitor that she is assertive, worldly, charismatic – not a good wife, in other words. June’s love life offers a prime example of the obstacles Chinese women with advanced degrees can encounter when seeking a marriage partner. Most men she is set up with don’t seem interested in casual dating. They are looking for wives – blushing, tender, baby-making wives. June’s education, exposure to a foreign dating culture and emotional expectations all make her something of an anomaly in modern China where the propriety and practicality of traditional courtship often dominate. She is determined to avoid finding a husband of the shake-and-bake variety – the kind who, shortly after shaking his hand, you have married and begun baking children for. In this she is running against cultural expectations: though China’s economic and physical landscape have changed beyond recognition in recent decades, social mores lag far behind... In rural areas, women may be considered leftover at 25; in larger cities it kicks in closer to 30... For older generations of Chinese, adulthood and marriage are essentially synonymous. Professional accomplishments are considered almost irrelevant if an individual remains unmarried and childless (the two usually go together since having a baby outside wedlock is illegal in most provinces)... A few threaten disinheritance or even rush their children into a precipitous marriage because they believe it better to divorce than not to marry at all. (Small wonder that there is a growing niche in renting boyfriends or girlfriends to take home for family celebrations.)... “We like our wives to be yogurts,” says a 35-year old Chinese investment banker. “Plain yogurts, so that we can flavour them as we’d like.” On paper he seems like the kind of match that would suit June. Like her, he’s ambitious, well educated, has a good corporate job and speaks excellent English. At work he is surrounded by high-achieving, single women but, though he enjoys their company, he’s not interested in marrying an educational or professional equal. In fact, he’s already engaged. “My fiancée is a plain yogurt,” he says. “She’s low maintenance and doesn’t really have her own ideas. I like her because she’s easy to manage.” Chinese women have been an integral part of the formal economy for far longer than many of their Western counterparts, yet many men have a tendency – some would say a cultural obligation – to reject women with equivalent education and salaries... In most countries where more women get university degrees than men, the prevalence of hypergamy – women marrying “up” a social class – tends to diminish over time... Paternalistic China is a flagrant exception to this trend... June says she switches between two distinct modes, Chinese girl or overseas returnee with an Ivy League degree. Her friends tell her that is not enough: she needs to be versed in the ancient art of sajiao, or the strategically executed temper tantrum, an indispensable element in the dating arsenal of every Chinese woman. “A woman who knows how to sajiao knows how to make a man happy,” declared an article in the Chinese edition of Psychologies magazine in 2012. Sajiao involves pouting, mewling and the stomping of feet. That doesn’t sound attractive. Yet in a rapidly changing social and economic environment, it has become a critical skill for maintaining a sense of continuity and order in gender relations by helping a Chinese man feel loved, honoured, chivalrous and, above all, manly... “Sajiao allows her to appear soft and feminine rather than hard and powerful, traits that challenge traditional notions of womanhood. By playing up to the male ego, she accomplishes the near-impossible: making her man feel like a man.” In the 1940s American women were given remarkably similar advice... “In the eyes of many Chinese men, a beautiful girl can only be beautiful so long as she’s useless and completely lost and destroyed without a man supporting her”... “And a smart girl can only be smart so long as she isn’t too beautiful to be taken seriously,” she adds. As for a smart, beautiful woman? That, Ivy proudly proclaims, is a mistress... “Do you worry about fidelity with your future husband?” asks June, the ever-inquisitive student. “He will cheat,” says Ivy. “Men of status always do. The trick is finding one who will be savvy enough to keep it a secret from you. In my experience, a bad man fools you once; a good man fools you for ever.”"
Unfortunately, this barely touches on the other side of the equation. Given female mate choice - exacerbated by the unbalanced gender ratio - blaming only Chinese men for not wanting Chinese women is odd
🦋 liv on Twitter: "wtf how do boys make plans this easy??!?"
Twitch Says Being Seen As 'Sexy' Isn't Against The Rules, Creates Dedicated Category For Hot Tub Streamers - "Twitch announced that it has created a new category: “Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches.” Previously, hot tub streamers largely used the catch-all Just Chatting category"
Hoops Bank on Twitter - "PJ Washington is now forced to pay $200k/month in child support over the next 18 years. Ex-wife secretly filed for divorce 2 weeks after giving birth to child."
Meme - "United Nations: What you say matters. Help create a more equal world by using gender language if you're unsure about someone's gender or are referring to a group.
Meme - "Roommate wanted
Meme - *Sugoi Dekai* "WHAT THE HELL HER BREASTS ARE LARGE!!"
The Captain on Twitter - "Dudes, if you're trying to meet a cool woman, look for a gal out walking her dog. She's active, clearly has great taste in animals, AND she's already prepared to pick up shit off the street — this is your chance."
NYPD Cop Who Gave Lt. Christmas Party Lap Dance is Tearful, Apologetic - "The NYPD rookie who was caught on video giving a lap dance to a married lieutenant at a holiday party is super emotional, apologizing to the lieutenant's wife and also saying if she were a man who did something similar it wouldn't be nearly as big a deal. Vera Mekuli tells TMZ ... she hasn't spoken to the lieutenant since the party and hasn't been comfortable showing up at her precinct. She says her fellow officers at the station have been pretty understanding, allowing her to work from home. She wants to eventually return to the station house and then go back to duty on the streets."
Meme - "Daily reminder that much anime is disordered.
Meme - "When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes"
Meme - "Im always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think u wanna sleep with them"
J on Twitter - "My gf cheated on me with a married man. I plotted with his wife to catch our cheating partners in the act & we did. After, I asked his wife if her & I could date since we both been through pain. She said no &had a 3some with them instead. I snapped & shot everybody in their foots
Facebook - "ULTIMATE SUPER ULTRA WHOLESOME 😤
Artist : Sakai Hamachi."
Model plans to marry her dog after giving up on men following 220 failed dates - "A fed-up former model who says she "done with men" plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates. Elizabeth Hoad hopes to persuade her local Catholic church to allow her to wed her six-year-old golden retriever, named Logan... Elizabeth is not the only person to have their nuptials with their beloved four-legged friend . Wilhelmina Callaghan married Henry the Yorkshire terrier in 2009."
I don't want you to tell me I'm beautiful in spite of my scars - "for some reason, I reject the notion that others might deem me to be beautiful. Perhaps it’s because I find it insincere or patronising. Maybe I’m not as healed as I thought I could be. Or, maybe, I reject the idea that we feel the need to comment on the appearance of others and rate each other based on looks. I appreciate the well-intentioned nature of comments like, ‘you’re still pretty even with your scars’. But there’s always an ‘even though’, an ‘in spite of’, or an ‘aww, bless’ (the worst of the bunch) attached to these compliments. Even when those additional words aren’t actually said out loud, in my head, it’s always the sub-text. Be it from a stranger, a friend, or a family member, I can’t help but resent when people compliment my looks and feel as though I’m simply being humoured... I want to explore how we, particularly as women, can lift each other up while not simply commenting on each other’s appearance. I’m all for showing some much-needed love and throwing out compliments, but how do we define the grey area between empowering comments vs. those that can be loaded and triggering? For instance: ‘You look great, have you lost weight?’ – the implied message being that thinner is better."
Meme - "Guys think i stepped into the wrong uber why are there cameras *FAKETAXI*"
Meme - "tell me she's not built like Mewtwo"
Meme - Joan 'Smullen' Timson: "Dear, attention seeking statement breast feeders, as someone who breastfed my three kids without ever whipping them out in public, just pack it in. If you need to feed your babies whilst out and about, you can express your milk before hand. I realise this won't make you the centre of attention or make you look like the original earth mother, but maybe you could have a poo in the street to make up for it. Hope this helps."
Woman travels 6,000 miles to remove love-lock from tourist attraction out of ‘pettiness’ - "A woman recently travelled 5,953 miles from Los Angeles in the US to Seoul in South Korea to remove an old love-lock that she and her ex had attached to a famous tourist attraction. Kassie Yeung posted a Tiktok video about her epic journey, which has attracted 4.8 million views to date... Commonly known as the Namsan Tower, people travel to the top to attach colourful padlocks to the fences as a symbol of their love. The trend is similar to that practised at the Pont des Arts bridge in Paris, where officials ended up removing the locks in 2015 due to fears that the bridge might collapse... it took her around 30 minutes to sort through the hundreds of locks to find the one she and her partner had affixed in 2019. Yeung admitted that removing the lock wasn’t the only reason for her flight and that she was also there for work... The South Korean landmark isn’t the only destination bearing love-locks. They were also removed from fencing at Point Danger in Queensland in 2015 – and a similar approach was taken at Junction Bridge over the Arkansas River in the US in 2017."
Duchess of Argyll was pregnant at 15, had 88 lovers during marriage and took infamous porn picture - "As the Duke pursued his adultery claims, Margaret alleged he was having an affair with her own stepmother. She later withdrew the claim and paid out £25,000 when sued. The Duke raided her desk in their Mayfair house, convinced he would find evidence of infidelity. He struck gold. In a diary, days of illicit encounters were marked with a “V”. He also found incriminating letters and 13 racy Polaroid snaps. One showed her naked but for a three-strand pearl necklace, performing a sex act on a lover. Another was a full-frontal that has come to be known as the “Headless Man” picture, in which she stood naked, facing the camera, next to a tall nude man. His head was out of shot. Gossip-mongers ached to know his identity and the Duke was required to pose naked to prove the torso wasn’t his. Names touted included Transport Minister Ernest Marples, German diplomat Sigismund von Braun and her friend Peter Combe. Duncan Sandys, then Secretary of State for the Colonies and Winston Churchill’s son-in-law, has been named as the man receiving oral pleasure, while film star Douglas Fairbanks Jr was named as the other man... After three years of wrangling, the case was heard over 11 days in 1962. A ruling was delivered in May 1963, with Lord Wheatley granting the Duke his divorce on the grounds of the Duchess’s adultery with Combe. His horror clear, the judge said: “There is enough in her own admissions and proven facts to establish that by 1960 she was a completely promiscuous woman whose sexual appetite could only be satisfied with a number of men."
Women overcomplicate things
policeman -> police officer
landlord -> owner
boyfriend/girlfriend -> partner
salesman -> salesperson
manpower -> workforce
maiden name -> family name
fireman -> firefighter
husband/wife -> spouse"
"Smugumin: brb asking my black friend if he's found/payed his owner yet"
Not to mention: maiden name has a different meaning from family name
Single male (44) searching for roommate
Must be female aged 18-25 and single
Must be willing to cook and clean
1 bedroom apartment, you can use the couch until you are comfortable enough to share the bedroom.
No pets, no drinking, no drugs and no male friends allowed
My home has a" "no closed doors" policy. (This is for safety)
$400 a month
Call Owen 313-"
"THIS IS FASCISM"
*He-Man* "his biceps are bigger than his head, incredible"
"we must do 8 hour arm workout tonight"
Accountability for women is misogynistic
Porn - Giving its viewers unrealistic expectations of women - Anime"
"Yeah, most anime shows women as kind, compassionate and likeable."
Comment: "Ladies, if men have their standards this low, maybe you need to treat men better. Like, if it’s to the point where we just want to be treated as human, that means they’re treating men like absolute crap and that them giving us the bare minimum is enough for some people"
I served 7 years at Harrison Oatman penitentiary. I got a light sentence because it was my first offense & it was a crime of passion/temporary insanity. Sentenced to 10 years & served 7. I'm out & put the past behind me. I have a new lady so all is well."
I'm told a woman who doesn't give compliments is toxic. People will take offence at anything
The lactivists can't dismiss her as someone with no experience of breastfeeding
Meme - "My bull stole my husband and I don't know how to deal with this.
I made a throwaway for this. We started in this lifestyle about 6 months ago. I found a bull who I really liked and we got along really well. Soon my husband joined in by watching. And then he helped us a bit and got more involved. After some time I started telling him to blow the bull to make him ready for me. And he didn't object at all. 1 was suprised by this but didn't object. It led to me watching him blow the bull and the bull coming on his face or mouth. I wanted to take it further so I asked the bull to fuck my husband. But we had to practice for that as my bull is one the bigger side. So I started ducking my husband with a strap on and we slowly progressed to the bull. It led to me watching the bull fuck him. 1 sent them on errands together to humiliate him. But they became friends afterwards and I didnt mind. Yesterday my husband told me that he wants a divorce. This literally came out of nowhere. I checked his phone but found nothing and was lost as to why. I went to the bulls house and told him to talk to him but he seemed reluctant to do that. He told me that my husband is dating him. I thought that this was a joke set up by them. It wasn't he is serious about this and now the both of them are dating. This is the side of cuckolding nobody told me about. I don't know what to say or how to feel. I can't even talk to anybody about this. I feel so embarrassed."
Meme - "Bae
Pick any girl I know from my IG and we'll ask her for a 3sum
igh bet
*censored*
her
Block the bitch now I kno the bitch you wanna fuck
Matter fact go talk to her and delete my number
bye"
Meme - "r/singlemoms
Boyfriend proposed, I said yes, but I have worries.
Advice Wanted
I'm 28 and a single mother to a 6 year old son. My boyfriend recently proposed and I said yes, but I'm worried I may be settling. I met my boyfriend on okcupid two years ago, after a string of terrible dates. All I could find were men who just wanted sex or didn't truly understand the compromises needed to date a single mom. My boyfriend is a kind, sweet, thoughtful man, and has embraced my son as if he was his own. He showed my son how to ride a bike, takes him to football camp, my boyfriend is more involved in my sons life than his own father. When my boyfriend asked me out, he wasn't really my type. He's only slightly taller than me, I'm 5'8. The bulk of what he wears is jeans/T-shirts and I have to constantly tell him to go get his hair cut. He cleans up well, but his laissez-faire attitude towards grooming is a turnoff and does effect out sex life. We share bills 50/50 and he doesn't really like to splurge on a nice dinner. I hinted at wanting a romantic getaway and he surprised us with a trip to Disney world. While well intentioned, I don't really feel special in our relationship. can't help, but worry that if we were to get married that I would be settling for less than I want and deserve in a relationship. I don't want just comfortable, but romance and passion. Sometimes it feels like we are just really close roommates. I asked my dad and he thinks I would be foolish to let him go. I could really use some advice from the women here or if anyone had similar thoughts and overcame them?"
Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as... - FML - "Today, I was robbed. I didn't know how the robber got in, as there was no clear signs of forced entry. I later found out that my psycho ex had written my address on the key I lent her when we were going out, then purposely left it on a table in a café. FML"
Meme - SlutBarbie @ThroatBaby999: "My daddy first fingered me when was 4 years old. I knew it wasn't right but something in me loved being touched.. and the attention that came with it. Since that day began to touch myself, and it gradually got worst. I became a nymphomaniac. A Thread..
I tried to hide whi I was for shame I'd be looked down on. But now I embrace it, My daddy waited till was about 13 before he put his dick in me. He would tell me when was younger in a few years my Pussy would be big enough for him to fit inside of me."
Meme - "He fingered and ate my pussy for years. I would shower and lay naked across my bed waiting for his "goodnight kiss". See my mommy passed when I was 2. So it was just my father taking care of me. Just me and him always, and he was lonely..
And I loved that my body made everything ok. I can still remember tryna wrap my little mouth around his big black dick. He was huge to me, and it made me so horny for as long as I can remember. Making me wet just reflecting on it now.
Sometimes I go back to my home state and visit my daddy. He doesn't touch me anymore, and that bothers me. I think he thinks because I'm grown now I will tell or that I don't like it.. when truth is when see him all I wanna do is suck his dick and lick his ass and balls."
Meme - "And for him to fuck me like he still loves me. I miss the attention daddy gave me. Nobody can make me cum like him. Daddy if you see this... I still want you."
Meme - "IF YOU EAT BACON, PEPPERONI OR HAM, THEN TAKE A GOOD HARD, FUCKING LOOK AT THIS. *pigs in abattoir*"
Timothy: "I've seen a child being born and I still eat pussy."