Dedicated to one of the worst web comics ever - Assigned Male Comics
"yeah my comics are literally just me shouting my opinions in text form, what's wrong with that?
the only reason you could possibly dislike my shitty irritating work is because
You're just against the existence of trans people."
(based on: "Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting trans kids transition. No one is too young to transition. You're just against the existence of trans people)
Other versions:
"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids drink alcohol. No one is "too young" to drink. You're just against people having fun"
"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids bear arms. No one is "too young" to own a rifle. You're just against people protecting the 2nd amendment"
"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids chop off their balls and then be unable to undo the damage when they later regret it. No one is "too young" to cause irreparable surgical damage to their own bodies without fully understanding the consequences of their actions because they're children. You're just against people who think you should be able to change your genitalia like you're trying on dresses in a shop"
"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids do drugs. No one is "too young" to get high. You're just against kids losing brain cells and not being able to function properly in society when it will actually be necessary for them."
"Don't pretend you have logical reasons to be against letting kids run for political office. No one is "too young" to make serious decisions that affect an entire nation, and allied nations. You're just against the likely-hood of mayhem and societal... collaps...... oh, wait....."