Alice: "I don't appreciate the sarcastic text message you sent me."
Dilbert: "That wasn't sarcastic."
Alice: "Yes, it was."
Dilbert: "Wouldn't I be a better authority than you about my own intentions?"
Alice: "Only if I could trust you. But I can't trust you."
Dilbert: "Give me one good reason why you shouldn't trust me."
Alice: "Because you send sarcastic text messages."
Dilbert: "Um..."
Alice: "And here comes the mansplaining."