Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 15, 2012 - GoComics
Moe: "Outta my way, Twinky."
Calvin: "A person can't be a doormat unless he allows himself to be one! I refuse to budge!"
Moe: *SHOVE*
Calvin: "Ack! Oof! Ugh!"
Calvin: "I've got to stop reading those dumb advice columns."