Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is cat!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY DO YOU EAT CAT?!?! WE SHOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO EAT CATS YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
(Fixed from: I Am Creative. I Matter. — If homophobia were a conversation about food...)