A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:
"Honey, pack your bags; I've won the lottery!!!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.