"“第一次不来是你的错
下次不来是我的错
清纯秀丽
中高大学生
活波可爱
青春少女
都市美女
高口味
高素质
货真价实
诚信为本
先玩后付款
不实不收费
可出具发票”
Translation:
"If you don't come the first time, it's your mistake
If you don't come the next time, it's mine
Pure and Simple Beauty
Middle and High School, and University Students
Lively and Cute
Young Girls in Bloom
City Beauties
Sophisticated Taste
High Quality
Real Products and Honest Pricing
Honesty is our Foundational Principle
Play first, Pay later
If we're not honest with you, we won't charge you
We give receipts"
(no, this is not an April Fool's joke, hilarious though it is)