"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." - Kin Hubbard
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Me: are you a bot
claire GONZALES: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Me: no
claire GONZALES: Hey sweetie...how are you ??
Me: I'd be happy if I knew you were not a bot
claire GONZALES: what's a bot??
Me: do I even know you?
claire GONZALES: nice ... wanna join me then on cam chat?? ;-)
Me: only if you let me fuck you
claire GONZALES: mhhm fuck me ;)
Me: mmm very good
I see the keyword sensors are well-calibrated
I am a nigerian prince
please send me $1,000 so I can wire you a million bucks
claire GONZALES: Its completly Free babe , plus my cam looks good cuz its in HD! ...im not even gonna get dressed im gonna stay in this towel lol ;-)
Me: that's not what I wanna hear
I need your bank account number
claire GONZALES: cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!
Me: how can you say you're not a bot
you're just ignoring me :(
claire GONZALES: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
Me: lol
claire GONZALES: just accept the buddy invite babe on the left to get free access , so while youdo that im gonna get a drink...
Me: are you drinking cyanide?
[Next day]
Mia THOMPSON: helllo there sexy..
Me: weren't you called something else last night?
is this the internet equivalent of beer goggles?