One of many ways to piss off your Mandarin teacher: an essay titled "the person I respect and love the most" - with her (I think) as the star
"I can stand a fake physique, fake breasts and a fake butt. What I can't stand is fake money"
"何谓做爱？
孔子曰:
解其衣, 脱其裤, 摸其乳, 吻其阴, 上下其手, 举阳入阴, 入四分, 退三分, 反复也, 三分水, 七分潮, 兴奋也!
美哉, !悠哉!"
"Aier Disinfector
Kill Spermatozoom
Destroy HIV
Disinfector
Lubri cate
Shrink cunt"
This one misses the point that language is primarily about communication, not about art. A signifier has no inherent meaning.