After a long time without an SDN post, here comes one:
Say it with love, make time
"In this first of a three-part series, we explore marriage and family life expert Dr Gary Chapman’s bestseller The Five Love Languages: The Secret To Love That Lasts...
Danny* in his 30s, was not so vocal with expressing his love, while his date Lynn* in her 20s, wondered why Danny did not profess his love for her...
* - Names have been changed to protect the privacy of those being quoted"
I found this very funny because, as Dragnet puts it, "names have been changed to protect the innocent".
Or, alternatively, names are changed when people are embarrassed. Which possibly might be the case with a SDN publication...