""Mr. Stevie Sheep was tired of sheepdom.
So when his flock ate grass, Mr. Stevie ate berries.
And when his flock went, 'Baaaaaaa,' Mr Stevie went, 'Waaaaaaa.'.
And when his flock went into the meadow, Mr. Stevie went into the woods.
Where he could go 'Waaaa' to his heart's content.
Which, coincidentally, is the same sound made by an injured or otherwise vulnerable sheep.
Which is how he met Mr. Wolf."
"A snuggie. It's a blanket with little sleeves so you can stick your arms through it."
"Why would you need to stick your arms through it?"