"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." - Anthony Burgess
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@thechineseninja (at the time): I swear off women this year
Me: if you get to the end of the year without [women] dinner's on me :)
hee hee
I think I'm gonna win
(Note: I have already won this bet, after 3 months)
Someone: i'm working on my diversity statement for law school. is there a list of all the terrible things about singapore
Someone else: working from hm is awesome
Me: not working is even better
Someone: muslims think nonmuslims are dirty
in general but esp chinese in singapore
my parents wouldn't let me go over to my chinese neighbors' house
Someone else: women dont have our code of honor. have u seen how girls backstab their CLOSEST of friends!?
Me: and men don't meh?
Someone else: please, men don't backstab the way women do
Me: men have more focused backstabbing when it comes to sex men are capable of doing almost anything as I'm sure you know
Someone else: be rational a bit. a woman is never worth all that trouble.
for the same pleasure u can get from woman A who is attached to your buddy B, u can get with woman Z.
in short, women ARE dispensable. especially local women. materialistic, realistic, and stupid.
Me: hurr hurr in short despising women does not make them less likely to sleep with you
...
Someone else: *** got involved with ^^^, and I see him as a friend she played him, and took him to the cleaners.
Me: well you play women also what why is it ok when men play women but not vice versa
Someone else: its not ok when u pick someone who is emotionally weak and is not a player. then u ought to be crucified.
Me: so you don't prey on innocents lah
Someone else: i don't.
Me: very good. *pat pat* have a biscuit
Someone else: .....
MFTTW: i think places that sg pp rave about are very overrated
and they RAVE leh
and this fucking hungrygowhere is like
full of idiots who complain pasta is undercooked and scrambled eggs are "runny"
they are full of photos cos sg people are idiots wholike to throw money on expensive dslrs
and think just cos they can take a few macro shots that they are the shit
(Repeated plug: Hungry say what?
"it was a bit too intense, with the aftertaste lasting almost till the second coming of Jesus.
— OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD")
Someone: I told myself I'll commit suicide by 35
if I'm still in this shithole
Me: when's your birthday?
I'll make a note in my google calendar to check back with you :)
Someone: Yes, please do
Me: anyway that's a loooooooong time lor
Someone: Yeah, I'm thinking of pushing forward the deadline
Maybe I should set the deadline at 25
If I'm desperate enough and if the offers I've gotten so far are still valid in a few years, maybe I'll just marry someone and be done with it
Me: voilà female mate choice
Someone: Okay tell you what
If I manage to get another country's citizenship before you do
and if circumstances allow (i.e. I'm single or I'm attached but my partner doesn't mind),
I'll marry you
That's a very BIG 'if', I know
Me: I think this is my first offer :)
PPBI: why fat girls with thighs three times the size of mine can find bf
Me: maybe they're more proactive
another of my research findings from okcupid:
- fat/ugly/old women are more likely to reply to messages, and more likely to be horny/kinky
PPBI: i ugly leh
:(
dont u dare type sad
BAH
Me: happy
PPBI: TSK
MFM: physicists are the most arrogant by far of all the scientists
I blame feynman
Me: it predates him
All science is either physics or stamp collecting
rutherford
MFM: rutherford didn't ahve the same cultural impact that feynman did
there's a feynman cult
but I don't think there was a rutherford cult
TC: sorry im disagreable
Me: are you using english or french
cos it's wrong in both languages
Acidflask: [YFTTW] was just complaining to me about how most cream sauces are made from powdered milk mixed with oil
Me: so she says
I never noticed that supermarket 'cream' was not real cream
Acidflask: "i had to read the fugging labels on all the bottles at cold storage
out of 10 "krims"
ther ewas like TWO real krim
the rest is mewk + FETT
wtf loh"
Me: I buy my cream in a can
lasts longer
Acidflask: eewwwwwwwwww
ultra pasturized???
Me: simi
cannot meh
Acidflask: ewww
UHT dairy tastes weird
Me: you drink your milk from the cow?
oh right the fresh milk culture is stronger
Acidflask: yes
in fact at the local coop they have a rotating cow stall
you can milk it yourself
it's cheaper when it's self-serve
Me: I tried milking a cow when my age was single digits
nothing came out
Acidflask: that was before you knew how to please females
Me: -_-