Since taking a quantum leap into the Smartphone Era, I've been getting strange SMSes and calls from Italy (a +39 3 number).
SMS contents:
EnTA MEN REn ALIA
MESSADGIO SENSA PAROLE
CHIAMA ME
(Google Translate only renders the last 3 words intelligibly, as "Words. Call me")
Some have suggested that it's Hot Italian Girls looking for me, but when I picked up this morning I heard a gruff Italian man grunting at me.
I hope it's not the Mafia.