"Heyyyy... young lady, you are NOT goin' outta the house dressed like THAT!!"
Dilbert on Social Media:
Dogbert: "The only things that matter are social networks, games and phones.
You're not working on any of that, so I arranged for the dustbin of history to do curb pickup."
Employee: PLEASE! I TWITTER!
[World's smartest?] Garbageman: Too little, too late.