"When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business." - Lenny Bruce
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Short Chinese composition exercise
"Men: No Shirt, No Service
Women: No Shirt, Free Drinks"
"Nice Ass"
My attempts at ChatRoulette Trolling (you can tell the site has lost its popularity - most of the entries on ChatRoulette Trolling come from Yahoo Answers [or other sites] now)