"There are more of them than us." - Herb Caen
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I was told that according to Ancient Chinese Wisdom, 4 facial features on a woman contribute towards divorce, and if one has all 4, one's chances of remaining married are slim.
The 4 facial features:
1) A thick, protruding forehead
2) A bump on the nose
3) Depressed temples
4) A pointed chin
I pointed out that a woman with all 4 features would look quite strange, so naturally she would be more likely to get divorced.
I was going to attempt to photoshop a face with these features, but my skills in this area are lacking, so you're just going to have to do some imagining along with me - I trust you will get a similarly horrific mental image.