"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against." - W. C. Fields
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Dilbert Short:Sensitivity Exercise
Dogbert: In this sensitivity exercise, close your eyes and imagine how it feels to be a woman.
Wally: People acknowledge my existence. They, smile for no reason and hold the door open. I'm, I'm popular.
Other co-worker: I can't find my keys.
Wally: I'm never going back! I can't! I won't!
Other co-worker: My blouse falls to the floor.
Dogbert: Break, break!
Also good:
Estro (on the male-female wage gap)